how to fix my asymmetrical face

[natqr]

I'm not sure if its my head tilting to the left but in these two pictures using tiktoks inverted filter, my right eye is higher than left (yes I know I looked chopped and bloated in these pics, it's to help prove my point). I also have a very bad overbite which I have braces fixing right now which hopefully can improve the symmetry.

 

[dre_mst]

I'm not sure if its my head tilting to the left but in these two pictures using tiktoks inverted filter, my right eye is higher than left (yes I know I looked chopped and bloated in these pics, it's to help prove my point). I also have a very bad overbite which I have braces fixing right now which hopefully can improve the symmetry.

I had your same problem once: i recommend a method i found by Dr. Ertzerberg, a 1930s doctor from Germany.
-Step 1: grab a hammer and chisel, like the ones masons use to sculpt marble
-Step 2: find your Central Mandibular fault suture (should be able to feel a slight bump in the middle of your mandible)
-Step 3: place your chisel directly and firmly on this suture
-Step 4: apply considerable force with the hammer on the chisel, you need to strike hard or else the method wont work
-Step 5: if you applied pressure upon the fault then your skull should now be firmly detached into left and right (dont worry bones reattach easily)
-Step 6: wrap your head in bandages TIGHTLY with the lower side equal in height to the upper side, this is key if you don't tie them at equal height then your skull will heal with bones asymmetrically.
-Step 7: recovery will be long: ~7 months for me
The method works but only do if you are committed, it will ruin ur life essentially making you unable to play sports or kiss any girls for a year but after your assymetry will be healed.
Ask me for any other tips and good luck!

 

[natqr]

I had your same problem once: i recommend a method i found by Dr. Ertzerberg, a 1930s doctor from Germany.
-Step 1: grab a hammer and chisel, like the ones masons use to sculpt marble
-Step 2: find your Central Mandibular fault suture (should be able to feel a slight bump in the middle of your mandible)
-Step 3: place your chisel directly and firmly on this suture
-Step 4: apply considerable force with the hammer on the chisel, you need to strike hard or else the method wont work
-Step 5: if you applied pressure upon the fault then your skull should now be firmly detached into left and right (dont worry bones reattach easily)
-Step 6: wrap your head in bandages TIGHTLY with the lower side equal in height to the upper side, this is key if you don't tie them at equal height then your skull will heal with bones asymmetrically.
-Step 7: recovery will be long: ~7 months for me
The method works but only do if you are committed, it will ruin ur life essentially making you unable to play sports or kiss any girls for a year but after your assymetry will be healed.
Ask me for any other tips and good luck!

personally definitely wouldn't commit to that as I play sports daily and have a girlfriend, but interesting for sure

 

[dre_mst]

hi personally definitely wouldn't commit to that as I play sports daily and have a girlfriend, but interesting for sure

yeah not worth it if you’re serious about football or your girl, especially since yours is so minor, mine was much more severe so