HOW TO FLIRT WITH A CO-WORKER [ASPIES GTFIH, FULL GUIDE]

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So let's say you see an attractive co-worker. What do you say?
Come up to her and and simply say " Hi, where are you from again?"

The convo will roll by itself.
She'll say "I'm from __ and ___",
You reply, "oh I've been there once at the shopping mall"
She'll be like "oh haha, there's zero good brands to buy from in that shopping mall"
You'll nod your head like a cuck,
Then say: "yo, I think I'll be around there on the weekend cuz I'm visiting an old high school friend. Wanna hang out?"
She's like "yeah, maybe( fucking flaky bitches I hate them)
Then you say "ok, I know a good place"
Invite her to the park (important that she doesn't invite her friends! ( it's over If she offers to invite them )
Once you meet( you'll bring some beers/ energy drinks) start talking to her about School life, hobbies, then about her diet.
Once she starts talking about her schizo anorexia is when you say " I think skinny girls are the hottest JFL ( don't use PSL lingo like an autist though)
She'll smirk like * tee hee* then fucking come into smooch her, if she reciprocates then good for you you've made it, start fingering her in public and grab her hand to make out near the oak trees where nobody can see you guys

If she pushes your face away before you manage to steal a smooch then it's not over, just hide the body in a dustbin near the park's opening entrance and no one will know any better.




(This was originally a comment meant to help @jim, a fellow subhuman aspie, get his girl. All methods in this guide were trialled and proved to have a success rate of 100%, so I hope you enjoy this thread and get something useful out of it.)
 
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real shit worked for me
 
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I think it's patched, I currently have a warrant out for my arrest.
 
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Ok chad
 
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This guide is meant for America btw

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