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LONG STORY INCOMING:
I struggle with communication skills, and although I'm already aware that if I was Chad it wouldn't matter, I know I am not Chad and I'm a lowly mtn next to Chad, so personality matters for me to some degree.
For reference this is how I look:
(I already know my nose is huge stfu)
Also I've had a some perfect opportunities to slay some foids, but I fumble over my words and do or say something dumb. For example, some time ago, a girl I know (I can't leak her real name so lets just say Samantha) came up to me with her best friend, who also happens to be a girl (let's say Jasmine). Basically long story short we were talking and then we just went on a walk.
As we were on a walk. As we were taking this walk, Jasmine decided to switch places with Samantha so she could walk next to me, because during this walk I was in the far left of Jasmine, and I was next to Samantha.
About 5 minutes later from that whole switch, Jasmine, who just so happens to be body maxed with perky g-cups and with a height of 4'11, decided to get close enough to me to the point that her huge milk cannons were pressed very hard against my arm (I can't lie I got bricked).
With the way that they were pressed on me, she definitely knew what she was doing. However, unfortunately for me, instead of making my move on a girl that was obviously trying to get slayed, I just let it happen the whole walk and didn't say a word like a dumbass.
On top of that, she also talks to me in a way that makes others think I've already been fucking her frequently, and she's very childish and carefree around me. Damn I really wish I could've slayed her, she has the perfect build for bed, I would've probably only lasted 10 minutes.
Another event that occurred in which I fumbled was way back, when my best friend showed me a screenshot of some text messages of a girl he had been talking to. Basically she was talking about how she had a crush on me.
Looking back, I think I made my own friend a cuck
. Anyways I took that info, and basically never made a move on her like a scared little bitch. And again, her build was perfect for fucking, it was almost a replica of the Jasmine girl I was talking about.
Lastly, this next event actually happened this week Thursday. Basically the same people I was talking about, Jasmine and Samantha, this time instead of Jasmine doing something, it was Samantha that decided to make a risky move, just for me to fumble again.
So this week Thursday, as I was just minding my business on my phone, Samantha came up to me and proceeded to start getting very touchy with me. Making me touch her hand, messing with my pants (yes you heard that right), and getting so close to me I could analyze her face like I was faceiq himself
.
She was also acting very playful and carefree with me just like that girl Jasmine. Then just 2 minutes, later she decided to say "y'know, some girl is saying that I'm tryna get with you" with a smile on her face while she was closer to me.
She didn't outright say that she would want that to happen, but she didn't deny anything either, and she just left me with that statement and stopped talking.
Of course, you already know I fumbled this like I do with the rest by just saying "okay" like a lowly incel would. At least she wasn't as bodymaxed as the first two girls
.
I have way more girls who say and do this type of stuff while I'm oblivious during the moment. There is even another girl right now that consistently says over text that I should crack her and pin her down, and she basically makes jokes about how she should deepthroat me and all that freak shit.
There are way more of these instances with plenty of girls, but I think I already yapped enough, and you probably don't want to hear another guy go on and on about about his success
. But yeah all of this was just to ask how do I stop being a bitch in the moment and just fuck the girls who obviously want me, while giving you a run through of my worst fumbles.
If you made it this far, you will be Chad tomorrow for your determination to finish my storytime.
I struggle with communication skills, and although I'm already aware that if I was Chad it wouldn't matter, I know I am not Chad and I'm a lowly mtn next to Chad, so personality matters for me to some degree.
For reference this is how I look:
(I already know my nose is huge stfu)
Also I've had a some perfect opportunities to slay some foids, but I fumble over my words and do or say something dumb. For example, some time ago, a girl I know (I can't leak her real name so lets just say Samantha) came up to me with her best friend, who also happens to be a girl (let's say Jasmine). Basically long story short we were talking and then we just went on a walk.
As we were on a walk. As we were taking this walk, Jasmine decided to switch places with Samantha so she could walk next to me, because during this walk I was in the far left of Jasmine, and I was next to Samantha.
About 5 minutes later from that whole switch, Jasmine, who just so happens to be body maxed with perky g-cups and with a height of 4'11, decided to get close enough to me to the point that her huge milk cannons were pressed very hard against my arm (I can't lie I got bricked).
With the way that they were pressed on me, she definitely knew what she was doing. However, unfortunately for me, instead of making my move on a girl that was obviously trying to get slayed, I just let it happen the whole walk and didn't say a word like a dumbass.
On top of that, she also talks to me in a way that makes others think I've already been fucking her frequently, and she's very childish and carefree around me. Damn I really wish I could've slayed her, she has the perfect build for bed, I would've probably only lasted 10 minutes.
Another event that occurred in which I fumbled was way back, when my best friend showed me a screenshot of some text messages of a girl he had been talking to. Basically she was talking about how she had a crush on me.
Looking back, I think I made my own friend a cuck
. Anyways I took that info, and basically never made a move on her like a scared little bitch. And again, her build was perfect for fucking, it was almost a replica of the Jasmine girl I was talking about.Lastly, this next event actually happened this week Thursday. Basically the same people I was talking about, Jasmine and Samantha, this time instead of Jasmine doing something, it was Samantha that decided to make a risky move, just for me to fumble again.
So this week Thursday, as I was just minding my business on my phone, Samantha came up to me and proceeded to start getting very touchy with me. Making me touch her hand, messing with my pants (yes you heard that right), and getting so close to me I could analyze her face like I was faceiq himself

.She was also acting very playful and carefree with me just like that girl Jasmine. Then just 2 minutes, later she decided to say "y'know, some girl is saying that I'm tryna get with you" with a smile on her face while she was closer to me.
She didn't outright say that she would want that to happen, but she didn't deny anything either, and she just left me with that statement and stopped talking.
Of course, you already know I fumbled this like I do with the rest by just saying "okay" like a lowly incel would. At least she wasn't as bodymaxed as the first two girls

.I have way more girls who say and do this type of stuff while I'm oblivious during the moment. There is even another girl right now that consistently says over text that I should crack her and pin her down, and she basically makes jokes about how she should deepthroat me and all that freak shit.
There are way more of these instances with plenty of girls, but I think I already yapped enough, and you probably don't want to hear another guy go on and on about about his success
. But yeah all of this was just to ask how do I stop being a bitch in the moment and just fuck the girls who obviously want me, while giving you a run through of my worst fumbles.If you made it this far, you will be Chad tomorrow for your determination to finish my storytime.