How to fraud my height in photos?

[Deleted member 7725]

How can I fraud my height in pictures? I need a good picture for LinkedIn and I'm sure as hell not going to use a closeup or anything where my face can be seen at a high resolution. I need to take a picture from a distance but I need to fraud my height. I'm 6'7" and am too intimidating at that height. Combined with my low strust Slavic ogre face they will not want me to be around their office for the safety of others. What should I do to conceal my height in a long distance photograph? Also I need to be able to do it myself because I have no friends to take the picture for me.

@OldVirgin Any advice? How did you get jobs throughout your long life of 65 years while being deformed (6'5" height)? Did you just clean toilets and deliver pizzas like me?

 

[Deleted member]

How can I fraud my height in pictures? I need a good picture for LinkedIn and I'm sure as hell not going to use a closeup or anything where my face can be seen at a high resolution. I need to take a picture from a distance but I need to fraud my height. I'm 6'7" and am too intimidating at that height. Combined with my low strust Slavic ogre face they will not want me to be around their office for the safety of others. What should I do to conceal my height in a long distance photograph? Also I need to be able to do it myself because I have no friends to take the picture for me.

@OldVirgin Any advice? How did you get jobs throughout your long life of 65 years while being deformed (6'5" height)? Did you just clean toilets and deliver pizzas like me?

 

[Deleted member 7725]

no one’s laughing

I'm being serious. I need a job to get money for bimax and idk what to do.

 

[Mik]

Take a pic from far and crop the bottom

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Take a pic from far and crop the bottom

It will have messed up resolution then.

 

[Mik]

It will have messed up resolution then.

Upscale it, i got no more ideas

 

[Deleted member 15099]

Idk

 

[Deleted member]

i would kill anyone to be 6’7

 

[TeenAscender]

Wear barefoot shoes

 

[Deleted member 3478]

Cut the soles off your shoes so your actual foot touches the ground, and don’t wear socks. You may be able to fraud from 6’7 to 6’6

 

[Deleted member 16058]

i would kill anyone to be 6’7

even your parents?

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Cut the soles off your shoes so your actual foot touches the ground, and don’t wear socks. You may be able to fraud from 6’7 to 6’6

How can I get to like 5'9"-5'10"? Any mirror tricks or proportions like standing next to a really big tree or car?

 

[ChristianChad]

Get down on your knees and put shoes at the bottom of them so they look like your complete legs

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Get down on your knees and put shoes at the bottom of them so they look like your complete legs

Genius response. The problem is that my proportions will look fucked which would be very bad.

 

[ChristianChad]

Genius response. The problem is that my proportions will look fucked which would be very bad.

It will look something like this
Doesn't seem too bad imo

 

[Deleted member 7725]

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It will look something like this
Doesn't seem too bad imo

Fucked up proportions. Maybe roll my arms into my sleeves and use prosthetic arms + slightly longer legs? Seems like overkill just to be a bit shorter.

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

There's a 65yo on this forum

 

[Entschuldigung]

Distance yourself from other people so you look smaller from afar

 

[Entschuldigung]

There's a 65yo on this forum

Me in 43 years

 

[ChristianChad]

Fucked up proportions. Maybe roll my arms into my sleeves and use prosthetic arms + slightly longer legs? Seems like overkill just to be a bit shorter.

I was mostly joking op
It'd look completely ridiculous


Best you can do is take photos where you are smiling, outside in pub or elsewhere, looking confident in your dimensions
Legit just ask someone if they could take your photo in a public space, outside

 

[germanlooks]

Why are so many brainlets on this forum who fall for this obv troll?

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Why are so many brainlets on this forum who fall for this obv troll?

You are the biggest larper on here. I remember when you used to larp as that babyfaced retarded kid (not me).

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

You are the biggest larper on here. I remember when you used to larp as that babyfaced retarded kid (not me).

Send a pm of your face.

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Send a pm of your face.

Rate me 22M (Russian)

Rate me. Russian guy with long narrow face, narrow mouth, recessed maxilla, droopy nose, bad frame and proportions. I wouldn't have any of these issues if I was 5'9". I would do anything to be a 5'5" Chad with good frame and proportions:

looksmax.org

 

[chadmanlet04]

i would kill anyone to be 6’7

its an essential step you gotta do if you want to richardramirezmaxx

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

Rate me 22M (Russian)

Rate me. Russian guy with long narrow face, narrow mouth, recessed maxilla, droopy nose, bad frame and proportions. I wouldn't have any of these issues if I was 5'9". I would do anything to be a 5'5" Chad with good frame and proportions:

looksmax.org

That is not you.

 

[ChristianChad]

That is not you.

There, I pmd you his face (minus eyes) plus the alleged dick pictures he sent me

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

There, I pmd you his face (minus eyes) plus the alleged dick pictures he sent me

I did not get them.

 

[n0rthface]

You tried leg sawing yet?

@OldVirgin