How to fuck with ANYONE you know is retarded in class, work or even at home

LettersfromAgartha

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🜏step number one🜏: READ A FUCKING MAP (map for reference)
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the idea of step one is to learn basic geography first. At least the names of all 7 continents, the major countries in them and their capitals. You'll need this so you wont sound like a dumbass when they ask questions later on. The only goal is to picture them slower than you for not understanding basic geography.

🜏Step 2🜏. Convince the person you're trying to fuck with to take this quiz on a computer(i convinced a foid in class to take this by saying i'll grab her some apples for her lazy ass if she can name 30 countries on that quiz. However, you can use 5 dollars as an incentive).
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🜏step 3🜏. laugh as you watch them struggle as they try typing the names of continents(Africa, ℮urope) or country's capitals/cities (Most common is Paris or Barcelona). Sometimes they put territories like Puerto Rico. If they're slow enough they'll say US states. When they do any of this, call them out on their mistakes.



🜏Step 4🜏. Patronize them by giving them hints and treating them slow. say shit like "where are polish people from?" and if they don't immediately get it, jump on their ass. if the 15 minute limit ends and they only typed less than a hundred countries, bully them by saying the average score is 104 out of 196 countries.

🜏Step 5🜏. rinse and repeat. I get sexual satisfaction from doing this to women :lul::lul:

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great thread :owo:
 
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bookmark worthy tbh
 
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dark triad move, definitely will bookmark
 
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🜏step number one🜏: READ A FUCKING MAP (map for reference) View attachment 4285630

the idea of step one is to learn basic geography first. At least the names of all 7 continents, the major countries in them and their capitals. You'll need this so you wont sound like a dumbass when they ask questions later on. The only goal is to picture them slower than you for not understanding basic geography.

🜏Step 2🜏. Convince the person you're trying to fuck with to take this quiz on a computer(i convinced a foid in class to take this by saying i'll grab her some apples for her lazy ass if she can name 30 countries on that quiz. However, you can use 5 dollars as an incentive).
code geass GIF


🜏step 3🜏. laugh as you watch them struggle as they try typing the names of continents(Africa, ℮urope) or country's capitals/cities (Most common is Paris or Barcelona). Sometimes they put territories like Puerto Rico. If they're slow enough they'll say US states. When they do any of this, call them out on their mistakes.



🜏Step 4🜏. Patronize them by giving them hints and treating them slow. say shit like "where are polish people from?" and if they don't immediately get it, jump on their ass. if the 15 minute limit ends and they only typed less than a hundred countries, bully them by saying the average score is 104 out of 196 countries.

🜏Step 5🜏. rinse and repeat. I get sexual satisfaction from doing this to women :lul::lul:

the vampire diaries ian GIF
no one in my class is dumb enough for this shit
 
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🜏step number one🜏: READ A FUCKING MAP (map for reference) View attachment 4285630

the idea of step one is to learn basic geography first. At least the names of all 7 continents, the major countries in them and their capitals. You'll need this so you wont sound like a dumbass when they ask questions later on. The only goal is to picture them slower than you for not understanding basic geography.

🜏Step 2🜏. Convince the person you're trying to fuck with to take this quiz on a computer(i convinced a foid in class to take this by saying i'll grab her some apples for her lazy ass if she can name 30 countries on that quiz. However, you can use 5 dollars as an incentive).
code geass GIF


🜏step 3🜏. laugh as you watch them struggle as they try typing the names of continents(Africa, ℮urope) or country's capitals/cities (Most common is Paris or Barcelona). Sometimes they put territories like Puerto Rico. If they're slow enough they'll say US states. When they do any of this, call them out on their mistakes.



🜏Step 4🜏. Patronize them by giving them hints and treating them slow. say shit like "where are polish people from?" and if they don't immediately get it, jump on their ass. if the 15 minute limit ends and they only typed less than a hundred countries, bully them by saying the average score is 104 out of 196 countries.

🜏Step 5🜏. rinse and repeat. I get sexual satisfaction from doing this to women :lul::lul:

the vampire diaries ian GIF
Step 1: talk to a foid
 
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