How to gain height for nights out

[6ft4]

If you are going to a nightclub and want an extra centimetre of height, sleep during the daytime and wake up an hour before you want to go to the venue. When you wake up there will be no spinal compression and you'll be at max height whereas everyone else will have shrunk 1-2cm due to 12 hours of spinal compression throughout the day. I work as nightclub security and didnt get out of bed until 9pm yesterday. I didnt suffer any heightmogs when I was working. Having that extra centimetre probably prevented a couple of guys from being slightly taller than me, instead they were level. You've gotta take this shit seriously as a millimetre of a mog is the difference between life and death

 

[Ocelot]

Also, the distractive forces of hanging from any bar also decompresses your spine. Could possibly give you half an extra centimeter.

Hitting the gym, running, or any other sports activities are not to be done if you want to be at your maximum height when going out. You will be shorter by approximately 0.5cm (in my experience)

 

[goat2x]

Jfl if u think 0,5-1 cm will make a difference

 

[Deleted member 5701]

If you are disturbed by being 1 centimetre shorter than someone you are just mentally ill

 

[Deleted member 275]

wtf is this retarded bullshit

just use shoelifts

 

[Vitruvian]

when u suffer a brutal heightmog at 6'4.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Or just wear lifts

 

[averagemog]

Glucosamine supposedly lowers height lost from spinal compression too, cheap and worth trying

 

[LowTierNormie]

This forum reached new levels of peak autism and coping every single passing day

 

[Alibaba69]

cope no height for ur genes