How to gain penis size in 5 days

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Gonna get laid soon need to get a crazy boner

Watching porn made me lose some girth and length pls help
 
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Well, Sir, there's the BBC. Then, Sir, there's the BWC. Generally speaking, Sir, BWC >>>> BBC all day all week all month all year round, Sire.
But anyway you got neither so it's *checks notes* over. Goodbye, Sir.
 
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Take viagra/cialis before and do bathmate
 
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Take viagra/cialis before and do bathmate
this is probably your best bet, could also try a cock ring but both at the same time can fuck up your cock for days if your not careful
 
viagra and watermelon
 
dont jerk off for 5 days starting now and by the time your ready to fuck take viagra and your ready to go for hours
 
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Don't watch porn, pop 50mg Viagra before sex.
But long term definitely just don't watch porn
 
Overdose on Cialis and viagra
 
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Well, Sir, there's the BBC. Then, Sir, there's the BWC. Generally speaking, Sir, BWC >>>> BBC all day all week all month all year round, Sire.
But anyway you got neither so it's *checks notes* over. Goodbye, Sir.
Let’s go inch for inch broke ass niggga bet I got more dick
 
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Viagra and creatine with bathmate before fucking
 
Gonna get laid soon need to get a crazy boner

Watching porn made me lose some girth and length pls help
Kegel exercises take about a month to actually show results but they will help you a lot with erection quality and erection time length etc. during sex.

Do kegels, take 50k iu vit d3 with 400mcg k2 mk7 and 400mg+ magnesium glycinate a day. mag at night first 2 morning. shown to grow dick heard anecdotal evidence by trusted online sources also. takes a while also.

hot water with salt and honey before sex and some viagra or cialis and you should be fine. eat a banana w all that no way you wont last
 
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I measured my dick for the first time yesterday and it was 7.2 inches. I thought I had average dick before but it’s actually long and floppy. I lost a lot of weight and it looks way bigger. I am BWC now.
 
I measured my dick for the first time yesterday and it was 7.2 inches. I thought I had average dick before but it’s actually long and floppy. I lost a lot of weight and it looks way bigger. I am BWC now.
Bp or nbp?
 
Kegel exercises take about a month to actually show results but they will help you a lot with erection quality and erection time length etc. during sex.

Do kegels, take 50k iu vit d3 with 400mcg k2 mk7 and 400mg+ magnesium glycinate a day. mag at night first 2 morning. shown to grow dick heard anecdotal evidence by trusted online sources also. takes a while also.

hot water with salt and honey before sex and some viagra or cialis and you should be fine. eat a banana w all that no way you wont last
50k d3 a day? So when the sun explodes you will shine instead of it?
 
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Bp or nbp?
I measured on the side, is that how you do it? I lost all the fat in my pubes region and my dick looks long asf. I think I get why they say tall skinny guys got big cocks.
 
I measured on the side, is that how you do it? I lost all the fat in my pubes region and my dick looks long asf. I think I get why they say tall skinny guys got big cocks.
That’s nbp
 
I measured on the side, is that how you do it? I lost all the fat in my pubes region and my dick looks long asf. I think I get why they say tall skinny guys got big cocks.
Depends, 99 of 100 dudes from forums dedicated solely to dicks will say that its cheating, and I will probably agree.
The best way to measure is described here: https://bigdickguide.com/how-to-properly-measure-your-penis/
Probably if you measure correctly you will get 0.2-0.5 inches less
 
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Watching porn made me lose some girth and length pls help


Not possible any 1 who tells you different is a fucking liar I can say you can gain half an inch in a year
 
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Not possible any 1 who tells you different is a fucking liar I can say you can gain half an inch in a year
i need desperately to increase dick size.

Had a really humiliating time last saturday.

If you have any advice, i’d be happy to be guided.
 
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i need desperately to increase dick size.

Had a really humiliating time last saturday.

If you have any advice, i’d be happy to be guided.


Look up hink penis enlargement on YouTube also spread the word man we need more men black pilled
 
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50k d3 a day? So when the sun explodes you will shine instead of it?
If you want to be a pussy I don't have a problem with it

Take it or dont
 
If you want to be a pussy I don't have a problem with it

Take it or dont
Thats not jokes man you can gain serious problems from it. Its weekly dose
 
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Thats not jokes man you can gain serious problems from it. Its weekly dose
No point arguing with these autists bro, daily limit should be 10k
 
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how to measure a curved schlong bro?
I think its mentioned in that guide but you can use measuring tape instead of hard ruler and simply follow the curve. Or if you dont have tape, use string instead, remember where your dick ends and then place it on ruler to know your size
 
I think its mentioned in that guide but you can use measuring tape instead of hard ruler and simply follow the curve. Or if you dont have tape, use string instead, remember where your dick ends and then place it on ruler to know your size
Lifefuel I have real 7.7 inches if curve counts
 
Lifefuel I have real 7.7 inches if curve counts
About the same as me. Though I have pied and can't get 100% boner, so after curing it hope to get into 8 inch club
 
I think its mentioned in that guide but you can use measuring tape instead of hard ruler and simply follow the curve. Or if you dont have tape, use string instead, remember where your dick ends and then place it on ruler to know your size
I somewhere read that a curved schlong should be measured by additioning lengths of both upper and lower side of penis and then dividing by 2. Seems legit to me because that's how you would measure banana length
 
I somewhere read that a curved schlong should be measured by additioning lengths of both upper and lower side of penis and then dividing by 2. Seems legit to me because that's how you would measure banana length
Thats some magic tricks, you simply should read that guide I dropped or some related reddits if you want to know how to measure, what percentile you are in etc.
 
Thats some magic tricks, you simply should read that guide I dropped or some related reddits if you want to know how to measure, what percentile you are in etc.
If your penis is so curved that you are unable to straighten it, don't just measure in a straight line from base to tip, and don't just drape a tape measure over your curve. This exercise isn't about claiming the biggest number possible. Measure along the outside of your curve and then the inside, making sure to start both measurements at the same point as you would bone-pressed. Then average those two numbers (add them, then divide by two) to get your mid-line length that should be very close to what you'd get straightened.

from the text tho
 
If your penis is so curved that you are unable to straighten it, don't just measure in a straight line from base to tip, and don't just drape a tape measure over your curve. This exercise isn't about claiming the biggest number possible. Measure along the outside of your curve and then the inside, making sure to start both measurements at the same point as you would bone-pressed. Then average those two numbers (add them, then divide by two) to get your mid-line length that should be very close to what you'd get straightened.

from the text tho
Thats really jumping through some hoops, I'm glad I have completely straight
 
Stare and yell at your cock "Hey man! Get up! Time to get up!" And finish with a

"If you don't you won't be hanging out in a flesh tent soon!"

Always knocks some sense into my cock tbh
 
Stare and yell at your cock "Hey man! Get up! Time to get up!" And finish with a

"If you don't you won't be hanging out in a flesh tent soon!"

Always knocks some sense into my cock tbh
 
Look up hink penis enlargement on YouTube also spread the word man we need more men black pilled
no we don't, gatekeep it so average dick size doesn't go up an entire inch
 
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no we don't, gatekeep it so average dick size doesn't go up an entire inch


No because then the no innovations happen what so ever and penis enlargement is always seen as a taboo I would rather it be normalized
 
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