how to get a fever to skip school?

[bc123456]

please man i need a fever so bad, i can't go to school. someone just tell me what to do yo please i really need to stay home man please bro any advice would be greatly appreciated

 

[valentine]

kids.org

 

[bc123456]

kids.org

bro please i'm actually panicking, school starts in 4 hours gang ugh what do i do now

 

[valentine]

bro please i'm actually panicking, school starts in 4 hours gang ugh what do i do now

just go to school tbh

 

[bc123456]

just go to school tbh

bro i can't i've skipped so many days of school by going to the mall secretly , so i can't do that, i need an actual way to skip school where my mom knows ugh there's nothing i can do other than fake sick bro please please bro i can't go to school bro please i wanna stay home

 

[alurmo]

please man i need a fever so bad, i can't go to school. someone just tell me what to do yo please i really need to stay home man please bro any advice would be greatly appreciated

the best adcive
honestly just do disgusting shit tbh
there's no other way then just consuming as much bacteria as possible

 

[valentine]

bro i can't i've skipped so many days of school by going to the mall secretly , so i can't do that, i need an actual way to skip school where my mom knows ugh there's nothing i can do other than fake sick bro please please bro i can't go to school bro please i wanna stay home

i remember this being one of my biggest problems when i was younger haha

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Just eat poop

 

[bc123456]

the best adcive
honestly just do disgusting shit tbh
there's no other way then just consuming as much bacteria as possible

do you think this will get me sick in like an hour or two? also how can i consume as much bacteria as possible?

 

[bc123456]

i remember this being one of my biggest problems when i was younger haha

what did you do bro please i need help

 

[alurmo]

do you think this will get me sick in like an hour or two? also how can i consume as much bacteria as possible?

in a hour, not really bro
u gotta let it do its shit in a couple days, if u want some immediate shit just fake it

 

[Deleted member 125065]

i remember this being one of my biggest problems when i was younger haha

Same here lol. I feel this kids pain so much rn

 

[valentine]

what did you do bro please i need help

i just ended up going lol

 

[bc123456]

in a hour, not really bro
u gotta let it do its shit in a couple days, if u want some immediate shit just fake it

tips? what should i do? i've fake vomited so much ngl

 

[bc123456]

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Same here lol. I feel this kids pain so much rn

tips pls

 

[bc123456]

n

i just ended up going lol

never made yourself sick?

 

[alurmo]

tips? what should i do? i've fake vomited so much ngl

yeah do that
jst stay in bed the whole day and act sick bro
don't try to do normal shit just lay in ur bed and sleep and say ur body hurts and shit easy to fake cmon

 

[valentine]

n

never made yourself sick?

no just go to school

 

[Kelly Oubre Jr]

1. pick up the phone
2. call school tell them youre ill

easy peasy

 

[bc123456]

yeah do that
jst stay in bed the whole day and act sick bro
don't try to do normal shit just lay in ur bed and sleep and say ur body hurts and shit easy to fake cmon

do you think i should pretend like im leaving school then collapse and act like i can't move my body? or is that too far?

 

[_MVP_]

you son of a bitch

quit school asap

 

[bc123456]

1. pick up the phone
2. call school tell them youre ill

easy peasy

i have to trick my mom lol

 

[bc123456]

no just go to school

huh never in ALL those years of school you've skipped by fake or purpose ssickness??

 

[Deleted member 125065]

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tips pls

yeah do that
jst stay in bed the whole day and act sick bro
don't try to do normal shit just lay in ur bed and sleep and say ur body hurts and shit easy to fake cmon

This

 

[alurmo]

do you think i should pretend like im leaving school then collapse and act like i can't move my body? or is that too far?

thats too far
maybe if ur school is like strict asf with absence maybe do that but just play it cool and stay in bed tell ur mom ur body hurts
if she takes u to doctor hard fake it

 

[nobodylovesme]

Just say you have a headache and lay on your bed. How fucking retarded are you?

 

[bc123456]

This

alr i'll try it twin

 

[bc123456]

Just say you have a headache and lay on your bed. How fucking retarded are you?

i've skipped SO much, ike more than twice a week usually so i need undeniable sickness to skip today

 

[valentine]

do you think i should pretend like im leaving school then collapse and act like i can't move my body? or is that too far?

school is NOT that bad

 

[bc123456]

school is NOT that bad

lol i have a test today, my plan was to skip school today so my friends take it, they tell me the questions, and i pass the test when i take it

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

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[bc123456]

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[bc123456]

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[Kelly Oubre Jr]

i have to trick my mom lol

bruh just stay in bed act like your ill and shit its not that hard are you like 7 years old or something

 

[Deleted member 92615]

MTB on your face for 30+ minutes

 

[bc123456]

bruh just stay in bed act like your ill and shit its not that hard are you like 7 years old or something

i've done that so mcuh times