How to get a goth gf

[ccwb]

I heard goths aren’t that picky and don’t want tall boys, this might be the method

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

it's impossibru

i played in a doom band and the goth chicks always were surrounded by simps and groomers

let it be

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

though, maybe try playing in a doom band

 

[thekidd8]

Most goth women have absent fathers (physically or emotionally). Be a blue collar type of guy and you’re solid. It’ll invoke their daddy issues and they’ll see you as a substitute for their absent father. Wear a lot of workwear, have some facial hair, be super handy and know how to fix shit.

Make sure you don’t look like you need her through the relationship. Always keep a cloud of mystery around you. Women like this seek some sort of chaos, and stability (atleast in the beginning of the relationship) is a little boring and can result in them losing interest.

 

[voidpursuit]

Be a blue collar type of guy and you’re solid. It’ll invoke their daddy issues and they’ll see you as a substitute for their absent father. Wear a lot of workwear, have some facial hair, be super handy and know how to fix shit.

OP is prob like 15

 

[ccwb]

OP is prob like 15

 

[monecel]

Hear me out: what if you create a goth gf?

 

[Former Shortcel]

OP is prob like 15

OP thinks a goth girl is a girl with eyeliner and dyed black hair

 

[voidpursuit]

OP thinks a goth girl is a girl with eyeliner and dyed black hair

good enough for me

 

[ccwb]

OP thinks a goth girl is a girl with eyeliner and dyed black hair

Assuming

 

[ccwb]

good enough for me

Same broski smashable

 

[ccwb]

Hear me out: what if you create a goth gf?

Elaborate I’m interested

 

[Deleted member 175289]

I heard goths aren’t that picky and don’t want tall boys, this might be the method

Sex dem

 

[monecel]

Elaborate I’m interested

Basically just gift her clothes that are the way you want her to dress and let her know what you find hot