How to get a mommy (if you didn't have one growing up) [Serious]

[Deleted member 10413]

1. Get a girlfriend with no emotional support system which means no friends and ideally no family (bonus points if she was abused as a child.)

2. Start slowing making her emotionally reliant on you

3. Have kids with her (this will trigger her nurturing instincts)

4. Get rid of the kid and take all of that nurturing and love for yourself. You can do this by calling her mommy and asking her to hold you constantly. Doing this will redirect those maternal instincts (which would have gone to the now nonexistent child) onto you.

 

[Deleted member 11748]

Im in class rn I will make fun of u once im done

 

[Deleted member 6128]

Im in class rn I will make fun of u once im done

JFL why do u start so early

 

[Albeacho]

Get rid of the kid

I was following until this

 

[Adriana Lima]

tales from the porn addicted hentai enthusiast dimension

 

[Vitruvian]

No mother, sounds trash

 

[Growth Plate]

JFL why do u start so early

from Italy

 

[IdiAmin]

This is the most delusional shit I ever seen, but keep up the good work @Grimba

 

[HowAmIAlive123]

1. Get a girlfriend with no emotional support system which means no friends and ideally no family (bonus points if she was abused as a child.)

2. Start slowing making her emotionally reliant on you

3. Have kids with her (this will trigger her nurturing instincts)

4. Get rid of the kid and take all of that nurturing and love for yourself. You can do this by calling her mommy and asking her to hold you constantly. Doing this will redirect those maternal instincts (which would have gone to the now nonexistent child) onto you.

noted

 

[Deleted member 13197]

You’re fucked up in the head man

 

[Yuya Moggershima]

Just be a sociopath killer theory.
Grimba you need Jesus

 

[minotaur]

no way youre being serious

 

[AlexAP]

Get rid of the kid

 

[FastBananaCEO]

tales from the porn addicted hentai enthusiast dimension

I was about to jerk off but then I realized I don’t want to be like this nigga

 

[Adriana Lima]

I was about to jerk off but then I realized I don’t want to be like this nigga

Sup brah

 

[volcelfatcel]

Retarded thread tbh

 

[FastBananaCEO]

Sup brah

Brah moment

 

[Deleted member 5185]

1. Get a girlfriend with no emotional support system which means no friends and ideally no family (bonus points if she was abused as a child.)

2. Start slowing making her emotionally reliant on you

3. Have kids with her (this will trigger her nurturing instincts)

4. Get rid of the kid and take all of that nurturing and love for yourself. You can do this by calling her mommy and asking her to hold you constantly. Doing this will redirect those maternal instincts (which would have gone to the now nonexistent child) onto you.

JFL at just mentioning this without further explanation