How to get a MONSTROUS JOHNSON

[asdvek]

If you want to be as big as me you need to follow @optimisticzoomer 's teachings!

Rub extra VIRGIN olive oil on 3/4 of your Johnson every 17 hours.
Take COLD showers ONLY at 7:32 A.M.
NOFAP until you gain your desired SIZE.
Eat BOOGERS.

 

[jimmymogs]

Is this a joke

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Is this a joke

It doesn't matter ill do anything, i need it. ill report back and tag you

 

[jimmymogs]

It doesn't matter ill do anything, i need it. ill report back and tag you

U know there’s legit ways like. Stretches. Or machines that do it for you that have proved to work within 6 months

 

[optimisticzoomer]

That olive oil is virgin no more

 

[optimisticzoomer]

U know there’s legit ways like. Stretches. Or machines that do it for you that have proved to work within 6 months

Proven in dodgy basement "studies"

 

[jimmymogs]

Proven in dodgy basement "studies"

Aight bro. I’m just following fitx advice bro. And for me, the barely consistent stretches I was doing worked a lil bit

 

[asdvek]

Proven in dodgy basement "studies"

ONLY at 7:32 AM and 4:37 AM if you NEED an EXCEPTION.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Aight bro. I’m just following fitx advice bro. And for me, the barely consistent stretches I was doing worked a lil bit

Follow this protocol

 

[jimmymogs]

Follow this protocol

Bro ur post is jfl

 

[Org3cel]

If you want to be as big as me you need to follow @optimisticzoomer 's teachings!

Rub extra VIRGIN olive oil on 3/4 of your Johnson every 17 hours.
Take COLD showers ONLY at 7:32 A.M.
NOFAP until you gain your desired SIZE.
Eat BOOGERS.

Thank you so much, I have a 16 inch johnsson now!!