how to get a new eye colour

[acm]

this ritual can only be done on sunny days on a Thursday in june

1. wake up at exactly 5:22AM and go to your second closest grassfield to your home at 6:43AM

2. Strip naked

3. Lie down on the grass and put two pieces of salami over your eyes

4. Stare at the sun and scream "I'M A PIECE OF SHIT exactly 72 times below 80dB but above 60 with your 37th being the quiest" exactly 72 times below 80dB but above 60 with your 37th being the quiest (you need to say the whole phrase)

5. After you're done, take the salami off your left eye with just your left hand and ring + thumb and eat it 368 seconds after first contact with your finger

6. Take off the salami on your right eye with just your pinky + thumb and eat it immediately

7. say thank you to the grass for hosting you, kiss the bugs goodbye

and after 4 nights, gandy will bless you with your dream eye colour

 

[algerianmogger]

this ritual can only be done on sunny days on a Thursday in june

1. wake up at exactly 5:22AM and go to your second closest grassfield to your home at 6:43AM


2. Strip naked

3. Lie down on the grass and put two pieces of salami over your eyes

4. Stare at the sun and scream "I'M A PIECE OF SHIT exactly 72 times below 80dB but above 60 with your 37th being the quiest" exactly 72 times below 80dB but above 60 with your 37th being the quiest (you need to say the whole phrase)

5. After you're done, take the salami off your left eye with just your left hand and ring + thumb and eat it 368 seconds after first contact with your finger

6. Take off the salami on your right eye with just your pinky + thumb and eat it immediately

7. say thank you to the grass for hosting you, kiss the bugs goodbye

and after 4 nights, gandy will bless you with your dream eye colour

Ask Santa for a new eye colour

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

this ritual can only be done on sunny days on a Thursday in june

1. wake up at exactly 5:22AM and go to your second closest grassfield to your home at 6:43AM

2. Strip naked

3. Lie down on the grass and put two pieces of salami over your eyes

4. Stare at the sun and scream "I'M A PIECE OF SHIT exactly 72 times below 80dB but above 60 with your 37th being the quiest" exactly 72 times below 80dB but above 60 with your 37th being the quiest (you need to say the whole phrase)

5. After you're done, take the salami off your left eye with just your left hand and ring + thumb and eat it 368 seconds after first contact with your finger

6. Take off the salami on your right eye with just your pinky + thumb and eat it immediately

7. say thank you to the grass for hosting you, kiss the bugs goodbye

and after 4 nights, gandy will bless you with your dream eye colour

Just get the contacts lil bro

 

[acm]

Ask Santa for a new eye colour

no u gotta do the ritual

 

[Van]

Or you can pour sharpie ink in your eyes for fastest results

 

[acm]

Just get the contacts lil bro

my ritual mogs

 

[Deleted member 249764]

You forget shooting the nearest 5’2 man with a ak-47

 

[Deleted member 284650]

this ritual can only be done on sunny days on a Thursday in june

1. wake up at exactly 5:22AM and go to your second closest grassfield to your home at 6:43AM

2. Strip naked

3. Lie down on the grass and put two pieces of salami over your eyes

4. Stare at the sun and scream "I'M A PIECE OF SHIT exactly 72 times below 80dB but above 60 with your 37th being the quiest" exactly 72 times below 80dB but above 60 with your 37th being the quiest (you need to say the whole phrase)

5. After you're done, take the salami off your left eye with just your left hand and ring + thumb and eat it 368 seconds after first contact with your finger

6. Take off the salami on your right eye with just your pinky + thumb and eat it immediately

7. say thank you to the grass for hosting you, kiss the bugs goodbye

and after 4 nights, gandy will bless you with your dream eye colour

be aryan like me saar

 

[acm]

You forget shooting the nearest 5’2 man with a ak-47

optional step

 

[acm]

be aryan like me saar

you can get like a1s with this ritual

 

[acm]

n

 

[Informationcapitali]

I instructed @turkcelfatcel to do this exact ritual months ago. Gave him a lovely color but he had to perform this exactly 17 times to work. Would recommend

 

[acm]

I instructed @turkcelfatcel to do this exact ritual months ago. Gave him a lovely color but he had to perform this 17 times to work. Would recommend

the nesquik also helped him for sure

 

[grav]

Or you can pour sharpie ink in your eyes for fastest results

Stop talking they cant know about that

 

[acm]

b

 

[Mutumbu]

yea this worked for me

 

[Deleted member 180145]

slop thread Op is a retard and his dad should have been castrated.

 

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