How to get a package

[underatedgreycel]

Please help I can’t just camp cuz I have stuff going on please drop best methods.

 

[Bryce]

Step 1: Order something

Step 2: Receive the package you just fucking ordered you retarded ass faggot

 

[ionevenknow]

Find a friend with the most retarded parents then order it to their house

 

[fezzz]

Please help I can’t just camp cuz I have stuff going on please drop best methods.

Find an abandoned house or just order it to a random house and run off with it

 

[underatedgreycel]

Step 1: Order something

Step 2: Receive the package you just fucking ordered you retarded ass faggot

Fucking ogre retard, how about ur schizophrenic ass thinks about what I actually meant. Holy shit

 

[underatedgreycel]

Find an abandoned house or just order it to a random house and run off with it

Wait that’s lwk smart, thanks

 

[Bryce]

Wait that’s lwk smart, thanks

No it's not because that is literally not possible

 

[underatedgreycel]

No it's not because that is literally not possible

I mean it would be difficult but it’s better than risking my parents seeing my package

 

[underatedgreycel]

I mean it would be difficult but it’s better than risking my parents seeing my package

Mb that sounds crazy

 

[Bryce]

I mean it would be difficult but it’s better than risking my parents seeing my package

No, not difficult, fucking impossible and illegal. You think you can just order shit to random addresses? They would literally seize your package or withhold it from you fucking dumbass it has to be registered in your name, so just a rent a P.O box which is 100% legal and get things shipped there... oh but wait, you can't, because you're a 14 year old who should have no interest in buying illegal things off the internet in the first place

 

[underatedgreycel]

No, not difficult, fucking impossible and illegal. You think you can just order shit to random addresses? They would literally seize your package or withhold it from you fucking dumbass it has to be registered in your name, so just a rent a P.O box which is 100% legal and get things shipped there... oh but wait, you can't, because you're a 14 year old who should have no interest in buying illegal things off the internet in the first place

How’d u know I was 14 nigga. Tryna stop me from ascending. Most likely jewish

 

[Bryce]

How’d u know I was 14 nigga. Tryna stop me from ascending. Most likely jewish

First off, I know everything, probably best you don't question me. And second, I'm not trying to stop you from "ascending" I'm trying to let you know that you're underage and stupid. If you aren't old enough to order whatever you want and understand the risks then that's a good sign you're not old enough for much else

 

[underatedgreycel]

First off, I know everything, probably best you don't question me. And second, I'm not trying to stop you from "ascending" I'm trying to let you know that you're underage and stupid. If you aren't old enough to order whatever you want and understand the risks then that's a good sign you're not old enough for much else

I appreciate u for looking out for me but I’d rather fuck my health to look good. I’m very close to roping either way

 

[Bryce]

I appreciate u for looking out for me but I’d rather fuck my health to look good. I’m very close to roping either way

You're 14 and you won't rope, you look the way you do because you are child, I've never seen a good looking 14 year old... male in my life. Roids probably won't do whatever you think they will anyways. Also I'm gonna be honest, I just posted on this thread because it was a low-hanging fruit and an easy way to get a cheap laugh blasting at 14 is a terrible idea so just stop trying to order these things, I've seen you before you don't even look like you've tried a softmax in your life and you're already jumping to steroid use, this forum is a detriment to anybody below 18

 

[underatedgreycel]

You're 14 and you won't rope, you look the way you do because you are child, I've never seen a good looking 14 year old... male in my life. Roids probably won't do whatever you think they will anyways. Also I'm gonna be honest, I just posted on this thread because it was a low-hanging fruit and an easy way to get a cheap laugh blasting at 14 is a terrible idea so just stop trying to order these things, I've seen you before you don't even look like you've tried a softmax in your life and you're already jumping to steroid use, this forum is a detriment to anybody below 18

I’ve been softmaxxing since I was 11 bro. Ive gone through terrible fucking shit for my looks and I’m going to roid for my own sake. If it doesn’t turn out the way I think it will I’ll just OD on some shit and won’t have to worry about anything else. I’m done with this convo bro

 

[fezzz]

How’d u know I was 14 nigga. Tryna stop me from ascending. Most likely jewish

Clavicular has a video on this. I got my mk677 from just bribing a friend