How to get a sick note for tmrw (neets gtfoh)

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need to pretend being sick, what should i tell the doc?

was always too high inhib to try this :forcedsmile:
 
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constipation (they don't need proof)
 
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say your stomach hurts really bad since they have no way to measure it and are practically forced to give you a note. Also you can gag yourself to throw up. Did it once 2 years ago worked like a bitch
 
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I meant as in they won't ask for a proof of your shit to write you up with a note
I know nigga im talking about op he has to be 60iq or something
 
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@recai iskender stop hating bruh what if they want to check my ass or something. never did this shit before

thanks for the tips guys
 
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@recai iskender stop hating bruh what if they want to check my ass or something. never did this shit before

thanks for the tips guys
Have you never in your life lied about being sick
 
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Migrane or some shit. Getting a sick note is too awkward
 
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Migrane or some shit. Getting a sick note is too awkward
yhhh i feel like a cuck if not being actualy sick begging for a note :feelskek:
 
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Go to an immigrant doctor with a mask on
 
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yhhh i feel like a cuck if not being actualy sick begging for a note :feelskek:
If i have a reason to lie, i dont have a problem with it, but id never get one only cuz i dont feel like working
 
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Go to an immigrant doctor with a mask on
apparently i have one in my area but he wants money :feelskek:

yall hating on immigrants but this guy based af tbh
 
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