how to get alcohol and cigs underage

[isis_Bleach]

step 1 look at least 18 and grow out your beard until u look old
step 2 visit the same corner market everyday and be chill and chat, maybe mention drinking or smth to seem old
step 3 ask the most low inhib clerk for alcohol once they know u, memorize what birthday would make u 22 (21 is too sus) if they ask
step 4 now u can looksmin urself until u look as ugly as me, have fun

 

[imontheloose]

I don’t even get ID’d now. Ever. I feel so old.

 

[iblameyam]

step 1 look at least 18 and grow out your beard until u look old
step 2 visit the same corner market everyday and be chill and chat, maybe mention drinking or smth to seem old
step 3 ask the most low inhib clerk for alcohol once they know u, memorize what birthday would make u 22 (21 is too sus) if they ask
step 4 now u can looksmin urself until u look as ugly as me, have fun

look for a struggling corner shop walk in "marlboro golds" or wtv they are so broke they would sell a 4 yr old coke if they could

 

[The Grinch]

I used to drink my parents expensive whiskeys from the mini bar, they never noticed, because they were never home anyway