How to get alcohol as a minor

[Marss]

I lost my fake id and I need some for my pregame tomorrow.

Tried buying at a deli that was supposed to not id but they asked me for it.

The guy that buys me alcohol regularly is MIA.

I tried to order via uber but ID verification is fucking me.

If anyone knows of a good method let me know.

 

[Ahmed88]

Drink hand sanitizer

 

[Marss]

Drink hand sanitizer

end yourself.

 

[Node]

Drink lava lamp liquid

 

[killuacel]

Well how old do you look?

 

[tarkdriad33]

ferment your own piss

 

[yex]

I lost my fake id and I need some for my pregame tomorrow.

Tried buying at a deli that was supposed to not id but they asked me for it.

The guy that buys me alcohol regularly is MIA.

I tried to order via uber but ID verification is fucking me.

If anyone knows of a good method let me know.

retard rambalings

 

[Marss]

Well how old do you look?

i tell girls at bars that im 19 and they believe me but i definitely couldn't pass as 21.

 

[DildoFaggins]

Ask your parents, older siblings of friends, homeless people, gypsies etc.

 

[yex]

ferment your own piss

 

[isis_Bleach]

find local store/gas station which keeps alcohol near the door

usually its a wine shelf next to the door

park your bike outside casually

grab the bottle casually

run out fast hop on your bike and ride away

take turns into side streets to avoid being followed

 

[Waffe]

Ask someone older maybe?

 

[Marss]

Ask your parents, older siblings of friends, homeless people, gypsies etc.

parents said a very firm no, although they dont care if I drink which is pretty fucking annoying.

 

[Tyler1]

Drink minoxidil it has alcohol

 

[cooIguy]

struggling to buy alc is crazy

 

[Marss]

find local store/gas station which keeps alcohol near the door

usually its a wine shelf next to the door

park your bike outside casually

grab the bottle casually

run out fast hop on your bike and ride away

take turns into side streets to avoid being followed

I dont have a bike nigga im not a poverty striken asshole

 

[Marss]

struggling to buy alc is crazy

dude im considering getting someone on craigslist to uber it for me

 

[qxdr]

Hand sanitizer

 

[isis_Bleach]

I dont have a bike nigga im not a poverty striken asshole

if you are not poverty striken
then u should have a bike
asshole

 

[Marss]

Ask someone older maybe?

The guy that does it for me most of the time is MIA. Idrk anyone else.

 

[Marss]

if you are not poverty striken
then u should have a bike
asshole

only poverty striken niggas need a bike to get around.

 

[jc0]

why would u want to get alcohol anyway its literal poision

 

[cooIguy]

dude im considering getting someone on craigslist to uber it for me

just go to small shops and try
there is no way you wont succed in at least one

 

[Marss]

why would u want to get alcohol anyway its literal poision

confidence.

 

[Marss]

just go to small shops and try
there is no way you wont succed at least one

Me and my friend tried 8 delis and all of em asked for id

 

[isis_Bleach]

only poverty striken niggas need a bike to get around.

yea ur retarded
dont drink itll make it worse

 

[killuacel]

i tell girls at bars that im 19 and they believe me but i definitely couldn't pass as 21.

Jesus christ, america is fucking weird if you look 19 and can’t buy alcohol

 

[cooIguy]

Me and my friend tried 8 delis and all of em asked for id

where do u live

 

[Marss]

Jesus christ, america is fucking weird if you look 19 and can’t buy alcohol

i hate it, i dont have this struggle in europe.

 

[Marss]

where do u live

NYC

 

[certi]

I lost my fake id and I need some for my pregame tomorrow.

Tried buying at a deli that was supposed to not id but they asked me for it.

The guy that buys me alcohol regularly is MIA.

I tried to order via uber but ID verification is fucking me.

If anyone knows of a good method let me know.

Rob the liquor store at gun point to get the alcohol

 

[Marss]

Rob the liquor store at gun point to get the alcohol

ffs does the serious tag mean nothing to you niggas

 

[cooIguy]

NYC

oh yeah for you american mfs its probably easier to buy meth and fent than bottle of jack

 

[Marss]

oh yeah for you american mfs its probably easier to buy meth and fent than bottle of jack

its ridiculous, i have a random womans id and its still impossible to do this shit simply due to the fact that every age verification requires a selfie. I hate it.

 

[cooIguy]

its ridiculous, i have a random womans id and its still impossible to do this shit simply due to the fact that every age verification requires a selfie. I hate it.

last thing that comes into my mind is asking random people on the street to buy it for u
its embarassing but may work

 

[Marss]

last thing that comes into my mind is asking random people on the street to buy it for u
its embarassing but may work

I asked a homeless guy once, gave him a 50 and told him to buy as much shit as he could, asshole had us waiting outside the store for 10 minutes when he went out a back door.

 

[cooIguy]

I asked a homeless guy once, gave him a 50 and told him to buy as much shit as he could, asshole had us waiting outside the store for 10 minutes when he went out a back door.

well ask some normal dude then

 

[Marss]

well ask some normal dude then

im scared that they gonna call the cops on me ngl

 

[Throw_Away]

I asked a homeless guy once, gave him a 50 and told him to buy as much shit as he could, asshole had us waiting outside the store for 10 minutes when he went out a back door.

how retarded does one have to be to fall for the oldest trick in the book?
regardless get an adult you know to do it, or just look 21 like a real nigga

 

[cooIguy]

im scared that they gonna call the cops on me ngl

im so grateful for not being born in america
no way this country is that retarded

 

[ihatefoids65]

Pick a drink up, put the money on the counter then run out

 

[Marss]

Pick a drink up, put the money on the counter then run out

honestly might do that.

 

[buddhistking]

Weird that a country like America which has cities with homicide rates that match third world Brazil and Jamaica would be so strict on something as simple as under 21s buying alcohol

 

[Marss]

I lost my fake id and I need some for my pregame tomorrow.

Tried buying at a deli that was supposed to not id but they asked me for it.

The guy that buys me alcohol regularly is MIA.

I tried to order via uber but ID verification is fucking me.

If anyone knows of a good method let me know.

good news, my friend stole 2 bottles from his grandmas liquor closet. Im gonna slay some beckies for yall wish me luck

 

[WilhelmThyWizard]

I lost my fake id and I need some for my pregame tomorrow.

Tried buying at a deli that was supposed to not id but they asked me for it.

The guy that buys me alcohol regularly is MIA.

I tried to order via uber but ID verification is fucking me.

If anyone knows of a good method let me know.

Steal off back of a truck, just get bike a follow around truck, they usally park in an alley and dont fully lock it, u only have 2 minutes to steal

 

[kisslessvirgin]

just get to bed by curfew son

 

[Finalkiosk]

I lost my fake id and I need some for my pregame tomorrow.

Tried buying at a deli that was supposed to not id but they asked me for it.

The guy that buys me alcohol regularly is MIA.

I tried to order via uber but ID verification is fucking me.

If anyone knows of a good method let me know.

stand outside the store with a 20

 

[Jmpace52]

I don't drink because alcohol is a garbage downer, but you can pay an adult in a liquor store parking lot and say you're 20.

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Well

I lost my fake id and I need some for my pregame tomorrow.

Tried buying at a deli that was supposed to not id but they asked me for it.

The guy that buys me alcohol regularly is MIA.

I tried to order via uber but ID verification is fucking me.

If anyone knows of a good method let me kno

Chug 8 liters of vinegar

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I lost my fake id and I need some for my pregame tomorrow.

Tried buying at a deli that was supposed to not id but they asked me for it.

The guy that buys me alcohol regularly is MIA.

I tried to order via uber but ID verification is fucking me.

If anyone knows of a good method let me know.

I always just stole it from supermarkets. Back in my day we didn't wear skinny ass fag jeans, and slipping a fifth of vodka in your pantaloons in an isle where there was no cameras wasn't a big deal.