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THIS POST IS SOLEY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES AND IS JUST A JOKE I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY SOCIAL,LEGAL OR HEALTH RAMIFICATIONS THIS MIGHT CAUSE TO ANYONE WHO TAKES THIS JOKE POST SERIOUSLY
WARNING !:This requires a home gym for the best results or you might get her addicted to a random guy
A while back I saw a post on I think 4chan talking about the pavlov's dog effect being used to get his girlfriend to love him more
The basic idea is to secretly use a feel good addictive substance such as nicotine or MDMA to condition her into thinking you give her dopamine spikes
STEP 1:
Get your gf to start working out with meme exercises
We all know how women enjoy doing Instagram meme exercises for their as like pic related and this is the best excuse to use the method
I recommend getting her to follow a lot of fitness influencers so this will come up in her feed and she will be more inclined to do this with less convincing
Even convincing her to do this for one day will be enough but it would be preferable to have built trust with her so she is more willing to go onto step 3
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE PRESENT EVERYTIME SHE IS WORKING OUT AND YOU ARE ACTIVELY HELPING HER
STEP 2:
The most important step
BUY NICOTINE PATCHES!!!
These are your work horse and are the main part of the plan
STEP 3:
Get her to use the patches while she works out
The best way to do this is to convince her that these are like EMS (Electric muscle simulator) patches and that they work her out even when she's doing nothing
This step is pretty easy if your gf is lazy because it makes her think that she could get a body like this
Without working out
It helps if you also have a good body and you can say you use these too
This will cause her to have a dopamine spike not only when she is with you but also when she is doing physical activity
STEP 4:
Repeat Repeat Repeat
Your goal is to get her chemically addicted to nicotine and then tie it to an action in the same way reward was tied to a bell with Pavlov's dog
An more common known example of this is when a smoker uses oral stimulation that mimics that of a cigarette like
Chewing gum
Or
Toothpicks
Your gf's addiction will be tied to you being around her and her doing physical activity
She will associate the dopamine rushes that she gets with you so she will be more inclined to be around you as her brain tells her it feels good to be around you
(GF not included)
WARNING !:This requires a home gym for the best results or you might get her addicted to a random guy
A while back I saw a post on I think 4chan talking about the pavlov's dog effect being used to get his girlfriend to love him more
The basic idea is to secretly use a feel good addictive substance such as nicotine or MDMA to condition her into thinking you give her dopamine spikes
STEP 1:
Get your gf to start working out with meme exercises
We all know how women enjoy doing Instagram meme exercises for their as like pic related and this is the best excuse to use the method
I recommend getting her to follow a lot of fitness influencers so this will come up in her feed and she will be more inclined to do this with less convincing
Even convincing her to do this for one day will be enough but it would be preferable to have built trust with her so she is more willing to go onto step 3
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU ARE PRESENT EVERYTIME SHE IS WORKING OUT AND YOU ARE ACTIVELY HELPING HER
STEP 2:
The most important step
BUY NICOTINE PATCHES!!!
These are your work horse and are the main part of the plan
STEP 3:
Get her to use the patches while she works out
The best way to do this is to convince her that these are like EMS (Electric muscle simulator) patches and that they work her out even when she's doing nothing
This step is pretty easy if your gf is lazy because it makes her think that she could get a body like this
Without working out
It helps if you also have a good body and you can say you use these too
This will cause her to have a dopamine spike not only when she is with you but also when she is doing physical activity
STEP 4:
Repeat Repeat Repeat
Your goal is to get her chemically addicted to nicotine and then tie it to an action in the same way reward was tied to a bell with Pavlov's dog
An more common known example of this is when a smoker uses oral stimulation that mimics that of a cigarette like
Chewing gum
Or
Toothpicks
Your gf's addiction will be tied to you being around her and her doing physical activity
She will associate the dopamine rushes that she gets with you so she will be more inclined to be around you as her brain tells her it feels good to be around you
(GF not included)
