How to get any job u want (unemployedcels GTFIH)

[xlimz]

How to get any job u want in 3 easy steps:

Step 1: lie on ur resume
Step 2: use AI for the interview questions
Step 3: let others do the work for you or watch yt tutorials while on the job

Aslong as you keep up appearances this should work 99.1% of the time, if your boss/manager asks you questions on why you can't do something come up with an elaborate story like you didn't learn this in college and would like to learn it on the job etc.

 

[aids]

Followed this advice, just got accepted for second round interviews into Lazard.
Thanks OP.

 

[aids]

Update: They are hiring me as Managing Director.

 

[laworg]

How to get any job u want in 3 easy steps:

Step 1: lie on ur resume
Step 2: use AI for the interview questions
Step 3: let others do the work for you or watch yt tutorials while on the job

Aslong as you keep up appearances this should work 99.1% of the time, if your boss/manager asks you questions on why you can't do something come up with an elaborate story like you didn't learn this in college and would like to learn it on the job etc.

Yeah at burger king you dope im assuming u havent even gotten any degree yet

 

[xlimz]

Yeah at burger king you dope im assuming u havent even gotten any degree yet

this should work for any job trust me

 

[Coeus]

Update: They are hiring me as Managing Director.

Nigga is mad he got fired from evil corp

 

[BlackpillWasted]

step 1: walk through the front door
step 2: mog the receptionist and get a job interview
step 3: mog the interviewer and get the job

 

[Snoofy]

Finna become an electrician wish me luck

 

[BlackpillWasted]

Finna become an electrician wish me luck

can you do my new neighbours house?

 

[Snoofy]

can you do my new neighbours house?

I’m 16 but I gotchu

 

[xzx_]

doing this today

 

[try2beme]

I feel like this is water

 

[fluxx]

just got accepted at google
cheers brotha