How to get bone mass (BONELESSCELS GTFIH)

[Deleted member 3168]

so we all know that bones is law. not everyone is lucky enough to be born with chad bones but using my method you can become chad. it’s simple really, we all know that cancer is the process where cells divide uncontrollably. in bone cancer it is shown that the cancer creates new bone. so the solution to your inceldom and bonelessness is getting bone cancer in your skull until you become chad.

you’re welcome boyos!

 

[Deleted member 50511]

just get implants

 

[Donkeyballs]

> Muh bone cancer
> Dosen't even guide on how to obtain cancer
> Le useless thread

 

[Feliezzx]

I will piss on your fucking food faggot

 

[SA7]

I will piss on your fucking food faggot

 

[wsada]

Jfl this was funny I missed u nigga

 

[Reformed]

> Muh bone cancer
> Dosen't even guide on how to obtain cancer
> Le useless thread

Any form of direct radiation. Ie sunmax ur face for 12 hrs per day

 

[mirrormogger]

Any form of direct radiation. Ie sunmax ur face for 12 hrs per day

that’s gonna fuck up skin though

 

[Reformed]

that’s gonna fuck up skin though

Buy alpha particle emitter and sit ur face next to it

 

[Deleted member 54208]

Are you seriously telling me that I should get bone cancer so that I am no longer boneless?

 

[Deleted member 3168]

> Muh bone cancer
> Dosen't even guide on how to obtain cancer
> Le useless thread

it’s common knowledge mate. you just infiltrate area 51 and slice off a part of the nuclear rocket then rub it on cheekbones and jaw. disclaimer: DOESNT WORK IF YOURE INDIAN

(stare at the sun while doing this for best results)

 

[Deleted member 3168]

Jfl this was funny I missed u nigga

missed u too bby

 

[Deleted member 3168]

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