How to get cancer [TUTORIAL]

[asdvek]

This world is a shit place. So to get free money from charity and shit, get cancer.

If you do the things I list below, you can get cancer.

-Eat Carcinogenic foods

Carcinogenic foods such as cooked seed oils, extremely toxic, sunflower, canola, flaxseed. Drink atleast a liter a day.

-Expose yourself to high amounts of radiation

Stay under metal detectors for 2 hours a day.

Be in a tanning bed for 2 hours minimum

Move to Chernobyl. Buy a house in Chernobyl near the power plant and live there

-Cook Food in a car Exhaust

Super carcinogenic. Ideally cook popcorn in the exhaust and eat atleast 500g a day.

-Play with toxic/carcinogenic chemical substances

Whether that is mercury, uranium or whatever, play with them as if they're playdough. Minimum an hour a day.

-Smoke atleast 2-3 packs of cigarettes a day

Ideally hold the smoke in ur lung as long as u can.

-Cook Your Food in a Microwave

Causes cancer. Really good and effective.

-Move to a country with air pollution

-Be Obese


Well thats it guys. Goodluck with ur journey to cancer.

 

[Cuervo]

Or you can end up 70 year old addicted to cigarettes, junk food, and very sick but still no cancer. Cancer has a lot of mystery dude lol

 

[asdvek]

Or you can end up 70 year old addicted to cigarettes, junk food, and very sick but still no cancer. Cancer has a lot of mystery dude lol

Nah. This guide guarantees cancer. Living in chernobyl, lots of radiation and playing with uranium and shit


These literally guarantee cancer in a decade max

 

[Cuervo]

Nah. This guide guarantees cancer. Living in chernobyl, lots of radiation and playing with uranium and shit


These literally guarantee cancer in a decade max

Oh yeah DR the second one lol i went through fast

But if u didnt mention that it wouldnt be guaranteed though obv very risky

 

[brownmutt42]

High IQ. Bookmarked

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

How long does it take to work?

 

[asdvek]

How long does it take to work?

Tomorrow