How to get everyone’s sympathy instantly

[The Grinch]

Tell people your mother is dead (even if she’s alive)

You don’t have to say it just like that, you need to find the right moment to say it, you can create the moment for example by saying: "I used to watch that one movie with my mother, before she passed away“

Everyone will be like: "Oh shit I’m sorry man, rest in peace bro"

Instant 100+ sympathy points from people.

Works with women even better then with men. Also try acting as if you really really miss her, this will get women to feel even more sympathy for you.

@yeeyeeslayer @Narcissus🥀 @st.hamudi but 6‘5

 

[New Poster]

it's my first day!

 

[Narcissus🥀]

Why do I feel called out?

 

[Narcissus🥀]

it's my first day!

Hi my mother is dead

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

no jfl it's weird asf if they find out she isn't

 

[Narcissus🥀]

no jfl it's weird asf if they find out she isn't

How are they gonna find out?

It's not like .org members are gonna visit your home one day pal

 

[The Grinch]

no jfl it's weird asf if they find out she isn't

You can do that when you’re in another country as a tourist, they can’t check if you’re lying or not, cause your mother lives in another country

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

How are they gonna find out?

It's not like .org members are gonna visit your home one day pal

not on .org i mean with girls irl

 

[The Grinch]

not on .org i mean with girls irl

They don’t find out if you have your own apartment and your friends don’t snitch on you.

 

[Narcissus🥀]

not on .org i mean with girls irl

Oh yes!!
People in real life!! I almost forgot those exist.

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

Oh yes!!
People in real life!! I almost forgot those exist.

who needs real life interactions with friends and family when you can type to anonymous incels online!

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

no jfl it's weird asf if they find out she isn't

How are they gonna find out?

It's not like .org members are gonna visit your home one day pal

also u can just never contact them after u hit so?

 

[arabcelxxx]

If you don’t have a love able face this wont work, no short scrawny pajeet with bug eyes is gonna elicit any kind of sympathy from me.

 

[<6PSLcel]

You can do that when you’re in another country as a tourist, they can’t check if you’re lying or not, cause your mother lives in another country

and then you get a call and siri says "call from mum" lmfaooo