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I knew this nigga who used to steal Buzz Balls, fat ass beaner nigga what a retard.
You want to steal VODKA because it mixes amazing and has the highest ABV.
Now to help YOU hit your first lick.
Pick a good store, think about security, how close the nearest door is, everything that matters.
My favorite was a Jewel Osco that had Tito's HANDLES right next to the cart entrance. Swear I waited for an employee to come in then grabbed two handles and just went right past him. The LOOK ON HIS FACE!
But usually it's not best to just be carrying shit, so think about STEALTH.
One time I was running out the door, all the workers were girls screaming about "you think you're so slick!!", I accidentally drop like half my bottles. I get outside and the police are PULLING UP. Just ran to the car with my nigga, lied on the floor, and put a blanket over us.
So make sure you have a good belt and stuff the 750mls in your waist, 4 MAXIMUM.
Swear I was literally arrested in the same town I was stealing from for something else WHILE I WAS WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES I STOLE WITH. Just wear sunglasses bro, Superman has it down, nobody can tell who tf you are.
So I hope you enjoyed this guide, if you have any questions I will answer!
You want to steal VODKA because it mixes amazing and has the highest ABV.
Now to help YOU hit your first lick.
Pick a good store, think about security, how close the nearest door is, everything that matters.
My favorite was a Jewel Osco that had Tito's HANDLES right next to the cart entrance. Swear I waited for an employee to come in then grabbed two handles and just went right past him. The LOOK ON HIS FACE!
But usually it's not best to just be carrying shit, so think about STEALTH.
One time I was running out the door, all the workers were girls screaming about "you think you're so slick!!", I accidentally drop like half my bottles. I get outside and the police are PULLING UP. Just ran to the car with my nigga, lied on the floor, and put a blanket over us.
So make sure you have a good belt and stuff the 750mls in your waist, 4 MAXIMUM.
Swear I was literally arrested in the same town I was stealing from for something else WHILE I WAS WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES I STOLE WITH. Just wear sunglasses bro, Superman has it down, nobody can tell who tf you are.
So I hope you enjoyed this guide, if you have any questions I will answer!
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