How to get guaranteed soldiers for the upcoming war with China

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Welp, there's the federal employees. In 2024, this figure was well over 3 million.

How many people work for the federal government? | USAFacts

The federal government employs around 3 million people, making it the nation's 15th largest workforce.

usafacts.org

Yes, you read that correctly—over three million government employees!

Anywho, fire two million of them and later rehire them as WAR EMPLOYEES!

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Dear Recently Unemployed U.S. Government Workers,

Consider this time off as your vacation. Go enjoy yourselves! Rekindle relations with folks you alienated from. Enjoy time with your loved ones. Go do what you have always wanted to do. Relax and enjoy the current peace. But when it's time, you will be called back. But it won't be the location you're familiar with. Oh, noooooo... I call the new place, WAR DAYS!

 

[Deleted member 117437]

I can't wait to get bombed by some 5'4 flat faced chink with his high tech remote controlled drone

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I can't wait to get bombed by some 5'4 flat faced chink with his high tech remote controlled drone

Their drones will never reach us. We are going to OWN China when this war is concluded!