HOW TO GET HARD IN SECONDS

Fridx

Fridx

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U buy a massage gun like this from temu for like 5 euros
Set it to highest power and hold it against ur dick
Wait 5 secs and congrats,u have a boner
(I didnt buy it for this purpose i just happened to discover it while massaging my groins)
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but getting hard is the most entertaining step of the process why would u want this
 
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Ye ye until the friction welds your dildx and the massage gun together

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Wow thanks bhai will try :feelsokman:
 
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Wow thanks bhai will try :feelsokman:
You can also use it as a fuckmachine if ure a femboy
maybe even bonesmash with it i saw some niggas calling it vibration therapy on bones or something
 
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already a method ive been using 🙄🙄🥱
 
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You can also use it as a fuckmachine if ure a femboy
maybe even bonesmash with it i saw some niggas calling it vibration therapy on bones or something
no u cant
 
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I don’t need to I can get hard asf in like 10 seconds if I want to by thinking of some hot stuff
 
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U buy a massage gun like this from temu for like 5 euros
Set it to highest power and hold it against ur dick
Wait 5 secs and congrats,u have a boner
(I didnt buy it for this purpose i just happened to discover it while massaging my groins)
@registerfasterusing @Mogs Me
niggas will buy that shit and shove it in their asses
 
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U buy a massage gun like this from temu for like 5 euros
Set it to highest power and hold it against ur dick
Wait 5 secs and congrats,u have a boner
(I didnt buy it for this purpose i just happened to discover it while massaging my groins)
@registerfasterusing @Mogs Me
is Einstein really dead?
 
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U buy a massage gun like this from temu for like 5 euros
Set it to highest power and hold it against ur dick
Wait 5 secs and congrats,u have a boner
(I didnt buy it for this purpose i just happened to discover it while massaging my groins)
@registerfasterusing @Mogs Me
@FaceandBBC ahhhhhh.
 
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