How to get laid if you’re shy a guy?

RealLifeJoker

RealLifeJoker

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Long story short about me:
-I’m from Birmingham, England
-I’ve lost my virginity last year on March aged 26 and managed to cum inside of her.
-I’ve had sex the second time with different woman August that year but she told me to pull after 30 seconds.

I’ve never had sex in almost 6 months, it’s pretty frustrated for someone who’s been until last year and only had twice in his lifetime.

I’m not looking for any long term relationship at the moment because it appears that I can’t really forms relationship and I’ve been single all my life so I just might as well have the fun that I never had.

Could someone recommended me places to go so I could increase my chances of getting laid again or is there any mega thread guide on how to get laid.

I’m not interested in any forms of paid sex because paid sex is unearned sex.
 
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Brothel
 
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If anyone wants to know how I got laid twice.

-First time my sister-in-law arranged me to do it with her best friend because her best friend was single and she fancied me for many years.

-Second time I just got lucky at some street party.
 
asking this question at the age of 26

kindly off yourself, you utter joke

the only place you should get laid is 6 feet underground
 
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Dn rd. But just be hot
 
"but she told me to pull after 30 seconds."

what happened? :Comfy:
 
Inject 500mg test in your ass and go outside
 
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"but she told me to pull after 30 seconds."

what happened? :Comfy:
She said doesn’t believe in one night stands despite the fact she helped me to get penis in and she’s moaning as I was inside.
 
She said doesn’t believe in one night stands despite the fact she helped me to get penis in and she’s moaning as I was inside.
already tried tinder, bumble, hinge etc? (especially the last two if you're looking for relationships)
 
already tried tinder, bumble, hinge etc? (especially the last two if you're looking for relationships)
Wasted off my lates 2010s on them. You just gotta be good looking and be very photogenic.
 
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Birmingham? Just buy a bmw 5 serie and go roadman style.
 
go out & social circle max
 
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Send me a PM? Ill go on a night out with you if you really want
 
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