How to get laid on tinder

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Put 3 tablespoons of organic raw unsalted butter and organic raw cream into a 4oz jar. Put jar in water hot enough to make hand uncomfortable after 5 seconds in. Then let it get warm. Put the mixture into a douche and stick it up your arse Squirt it in and look at a diagram of your colon. Guide it up on all fours using belly dancer like stomach movements. Then lay on left and lift leg up. Guide it up again. Guide up more and sleep. Congrats you will get sex soon

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