How to get laid? SrS answers only

[momoil]

Just turned 18 and incredibly horny and tired of being a virgin. I’m in my final year of school and we have exams soon so the idea of getting a gf and having to wait until she’s ’ready’ is to long and i cba. Paying for it seems weird as it’s the my first time and im to high inhib for that anyways. What can I do?

 

[shessonice]

go up to a girl and tell em we needa fuck rn

 

[taai]

 

[momoil]

go up to a girl and tell em we needa fuck rn

might be the way icl

 

[spongebob]

Just turned 18 and incredibly horny and tired of being a virgin. I’m in my final year of school and we have exams soon so the idea of getting a gf and having to wait until she’s ’ready’ is to long and i cba. Paying for it seems weird as it’s the my first time and im to high inhib for that anyways. What can I do?

Go to 10 girls and tell every one they're cute and then withdraw attention.
The ones that come back, just be very straight with them. Immediately do something with them outside school. Like chilling or going to mcdonalds

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Step 1: Go up to a lady and smile at her and say “Hello, I just had had to say something to you, you look just like my mom. She was beautiful just like you…that bitch was awful”
Step 2: Throw something violently on the ground and tell her shell never be as good as your mother. Then walk away
Step 3: Come back 5 minutes later and tell her how sorry you are and that actually she is a even better looking than your mom.
Step 4: Have a heart attack in front of her and fall on the ground and grip her arm saying “help me im dying…”

 

[momoil]

Il

Go to 10 girls and tell every one they're cute and then withdraw attention.
The ones that come back, just be very straight with them. Immediately do something with them outside school. Like chilling or going to mcdonald

I’ll acc try this at school tomorrow and update

 

[redeemthecard]

or going to mcdonalds

nigga wanna make sure he dies a virgin

 

[NinjaRG9]

67

 

[spongebob]

nigga wanna make sure he dies a virgin

Hes 18 u retard. This is actually a good one.

 

[redeemthecard]

Hes 18 u retard. This is actually a good one.

NIGGA its mcdonalds, anything would be better than fucking mcdonalds

kfc mogs

 

[cb006]

Hes 18 u retard. This is actually a good one.

might as well take them to chipotle or some shit
bitches love chipotle and it’s not seen as bad as mcdonald’s

 

[cb006]

NIGGA its mcdonalds, anything would be better than fucking mcdonalds

kfc mogs

do not go to kfc for the first place with a girl
gonna get all greasy and shit

 

[redeemthecard]

do not go to kfc for the first place with a girl
gonna get all greasy and shit

shit u right

kfc got good burgers tho, way better than mcdonalds

fucking hate mcdonalds, ive eaten there once and that shit was shit

 

[cb006]

shit u right

kfc got good burgers tho, way better than mcdonalds

fucking hate mcdonalds, ive eaten there once and that shit was shit

I’ve actually never been to kfc
I like mcdonald’s though.
it’s okay food, and it’s super cheap. not my favorite but it’s close and just something you can eat

 

[jester]

Just turned 18 and incredibly horny and tired of being a virgin. I’m in my final year of school and we have exams soon so the idea of getting a gf and having to wait until she’s ’ready’ is to long and i cba. Paying for it seems weird as it’s the my first time and im to high inhib for that anyways. What can I do?

get drunk at a bar/nightclub every weekend, you’ll find a one night stand eventually unless you’re butt ugly

 

[iblamexyz]

Just turned 18 and incredibly horny and tired of being a virgin. I’m in my final year of school and we have exams soon so the idea of getting a gf and having to wait until she’s ’ready’ is to long and i cba. Paying for it seems weird as it’s the my first time and im to high inhib for that anyways. What can I do?

 

[clxgis]

Pay the homeless bih for footjob

 

[redeemthecard]

I’ve actually never been to kfc
I like mcdonald’s though.
it’s okay food, and it’s super cheap. not my favorite but it’s close and just something you can eat

Burgers are better than mcdonalds' imo, but it really depends on the location.

Kfc also has chicken, and although it's fried, is a good source of protein. I'd get a bucket for two sometimes which has like 90g of protein for 1400 calories

I'm really enjoying this time of the year because I'm not focused on being giga lean and I can enjoy goyslop once in a while

 

[cb006]

Burgers are better than mcdonalds' imo, but it really depends on the location.

Kfc also has chicken, and although it's fried, is a good source of protein. I'd get a bucket for two sometimes which has like 90g of protein for 1400 calories

Maybe I’ll try it. The way you describe it makes it sound not too bad. I’ll get a burger and some chicken

 

[momoil]

So brutal if he was chang she would’ve said yes in a heartbeat