How to get laid

[Randypsl]

1. Make sure the girl likes you (texts you, may send risky texts or videos) make sure you try to flirt with her in any way you can (only a little bit) to find out if she has interest in you

2. When youre sure she is into you, get her outside (hug her when you see her for the first time obv) most girls are talkative and yap abt their friends and school and other bs, keep up w them and talk about the same shit (do NOT talk about your nerdy ass interests or fucking looksmaxing when youre w her for the first time, she eventually wont gaf abt ur interests when shes obssesed w you)

3. After your first hangout: youll see if she liked it by texting you immediately after your first hangout and on (first hangout must have been a success tho)

4. Start lovebombing her (compliment and flirt) and texting her much more than before, youll eventually get inside her head and she wont let you go for certain time

5. When youre sure she is into you, invite her home, drink w her and fuck that slut (there are girls that you dont even need to do allat with and theyll let you fuck them) (being funny, NT, 180cm MTN+ with good todays style should be minimum, when ur fucking w emos u get bonus for wearing emo shit)

Ohhh mb if i didnt mention that you cant be short autistic LTN, if you are you got no chance at all, ascend or die, but game and personality plays such large part w getting in her head, if youre gonna be basic or weird she wont even think about you since she talks to 10 other people

You basically need to build your own interesting personality and charisma, she needs to feel that youre different than others otherwise you have barely any chances of getting inside her when youre a basic bitch like others

Many of yall are good looking but too fucking autistic to get bitch like you

 

[aelimaeli]

posting this when 1% of users on here are nd and autists who havent touched a girl ever (including me)

 

[infection]

1. Make sure the girl likes you (texts you, may send risky texts or videos) make sure you try to flirt with her in any way you can (only a little bit) to find out if she has interest in you

2. When youre sure she is into you, get her outside (hug her when you see her for the first time obv) most girls are talkative and yap abt their friends and school and other bs, keep up w them and talk about the same shit (do NOT talk about your nerdy ass interests or fucking looksmaxing when youre w her for the first time, she eventually wont gaf abt ur interests when shes obssesed w you)

3. After your first hangout: youll see if she liked it by texting you immediately after your first hangout and on (first hangout must have been a success tho)

4. Start lovebombing her (compliment and flirt) and texting her much more than before, youll eventually get inside her head and she wont let you go for certain time

5. When youre sure she is into you, invite her home, drink w her and fuck that slut (there are girls that you dont even need to do allat with and theyll let you fuck them) (being funny, NT, 180cm MTN+ with good todays style should be minimum, when ur fucking w emos u get bonus for wearing emo shit)

Ohhh mb if i didnt mention that you cant be short autistic LTN, if you are you got no chance at all, ascend or die, but game and personality plays such large part w getting in her head, if youre gonna be basic or weird she wont even think about you since she talks to 10 other people

You basically need to build your own interesting personality and charisma, she needs to feel that youre different than others otherwise you have barely any chances of getting inside her when youre a basic bitch like others

Many of yall are good looking but too fucking autistic to get bitch like you

Don't waste your time reading it's literally just a guide on fucking social cues (aka just don't be autistic bro)

 

[Gonzalol]

posting this when 1% of users on here are nd and autists who havent touched a girl ever (including me)

If there isnt one, some1 has to do a guide for ntmaxxing

 

[Wexilarious]

Theoreticsmaxxing

 

[griff1234]

1. Make sure the girl likes you (texts you, may send risky texts or videos) make sure you try to flirt with her in any way you can (only a little bit) to find out if she has interest in you

2. When youre sure she is into you, get her outside (hug her when you see her for the first time obv) most girls are talkative and yap abt their friends and school and other bs, keep up w them and talk about the same shit (do NOT talk about your nerdy ass interests or fucking looksmaxing when youre w her for the first time, she eventually wont gaf abt ur interests when shes obssesed w you)

3. After your first hangout: youll see if she liked it by texting you immediately after your first hangout and on (first hangout must have been a success tho)

4. Start lovebombing her (compliment and flirt) and texting her much more than before, youll eventually get inside her head and she wont let you go for certain time

5. When youre sure she is into you, invite her home, drink w her and fuck that slut (there are girls that you dont even need to do allat with and theyll let you fuck them) (being funny, NT, 180cm MTN+ with good todays style should be minimum, when ur fucking w emos u get bonus for wearing emo shit)

Ohhh mb if i didnt mention that you cant be short autistic LTN, if you are you got no chance at all, ascend or die, but game and personality plays such large part w getting in her head, if youre gonna be basic or weird she wont even think about you since she talks to 10 other people

You basically need to build your own interesting personality and charisma, she needs to feel that youre different than others otherwise you have barely any chances of getting inside her when youre a basic bitch like others

Many of yall are good looking but too fucking autistic to get bitch like you

I have court on Friday

 

[zemult]

Step 1: Be good looking

 

[itssoover0457]

be 6ft+ and chad

 

[itssoover0457]

fuck an escort idk

 

[cargo70]

posting this when 1% of users on here are nd and autists who havent touched a girl ever (including me)

1% is crazy, surely it's much higher. This site is literally meant to show you ways to look better, SO you get laid.

 

[aelimaeli]

1% is crazy, surely it's much higher. This site is literally meant to show you ways to look better, SO you get laid.

Typo mb
Most ppl here are losers irl so idk what the numbers are

 

[sadmeal55]

Don't waste your time reading it's literally just a guide on fucking social cues (aka just don't be autistic bro)

you'd be suprised how many people viewing this thread think this is some in-depth useful guide.

 

[White_Bwoi]

I have this all covered, but im kinda scared that the girl will stalk me afterwards, how the fuck do I make it CASUAL from the start, it's always kinda a promise of commitment / engagement than pump & dump

 

[Sabork]

1. Make sure the girl likes you (texts you, may send risky texts or videos) make sure you try to flirt with her in any way you can (only a little bit) to find out if she has interest in you

2. When youre sure she is into you, get her outside (hug her when you see her for the first time obv) most girls are talkative and yap abt their friends and school and other bs, keep up w them and talk about the same shit (do NOT talk about your nerdy ass interests or fucking looksmaxing when youre w her for the first time, she eventually wont gaf abt ur interests when shes obssesed w you)

3. After your first hangout: youll see if she liked it by texting you immediately after your first hangout and on (first hangout must have been a success tho)

4. Start lovebombing her (compliment and flirt) and texting her much more than before, youll eventually get inside her head and she wont let you go for certain time

5. When youre sure she is into you, invite her home, drink w her and fuck that slut (there are girls that you dont even need to do allat with and theyll let you fuck them) (being funny, NT, 180cm MTN+ with good todays style should be minimum, when ur fucking w emos u get bonus for wearing emo shit)

Ohhh mb if i didnt mention that you cant be short autistic LTN, if you are you got no chance at all, ascend or die, but game and personality plays such large part w getting in her head, if youre gonna be basic or weird she wont even think about you since she talks to 10 other people

You basically need to build your own interesting personality and charisma, she needs to feel that youre different than others otherwise you have barely any chances of getting inside her when youre a basic bitch like others

Many of yall are good looking but too fucking autistic to get bitch like you

ok

 

[Chaotropic]

1. Make sure the girl likes you (texts you, may send risky texts or videos) make sure you try to flirt with her in any way you can (only a little bit) to find out if she has interest in you

2. When youre sure she is into you, get her outside (hug her when you see her for the first time obv) most girls are talkative and yap abt their friends and school and other bs, keep up w them and talk about the same shit (do NOT talk about your nerdy ass interests or fucking looksmaxing when youre w her for the first time, she eventually wont gaf abt ur interests when shes obssesed w you)

3. After your first hangout: youll see if she liked it by texting you immediately after your first hangout and on (first hangout must have been a success tho)

4. Start lovebombing her (compliment and flirt) and texting her much more than before, youll eventually get inside her head and she wont let you go for certain time

5. When youre sure she is into you, invite her home, drink w her and fuck that slut (there are girls that you dont even need to do allat with and theyll let you fuck them) (being funny, NT, 180cm MTN+ with good todays style should be minimum, when ur fucking w emos u get bonus for wearing emo shit)

Ohhh mb if i didnt mention that you cant be short autistic LTN, if you are you got no chance at all, ascend or die, but game and personality plays such large part w getting in her head, if youre gonna be basic or weird she wont even think about you since she talks to 10 other people

You basically need to build your own interesting personality and charisma, she needs to feel that youre different than others otherwise you have barely any chances of getting inside her when youre a basic bitch like others

Many of yall are good looking but too fucking autistic to get bitch like you

WTFF BRO. This shit is easy as fuck if she let's you. The problem is getting the first stage or even get foids wanting to talk with you in the first place , ruined my hour lowkey.

 

[PrinceofDarkness]

escortmaxx until you ascend, they're all gonna cost money anyway

 

[htbslayeer]

"make sure the girl likes you"

 

[Randypsl]

"make sure the girl likes you"

nigga yes if u wanna rape her then do it retard

 

[htbslayeer]

nigga yes if u wanna rape her then do it retard

Actually below 80 IQ individual . Nigga if a girl likes you it’s just gonna be about super basic social cues, and there’s not a fucking guide you dumb ass. We are all here because vast majority of girls, indeed, do NOT like us, that’s the whole point: if she likes you it’s gonna be easy, if she doesn’t you will either get rejected immediately or try to simp like a jester with a chance of 20% of actually getting compensated with some pussy, and that’s if u are oofy doofy enough to be reliable but not too much to be unfuckable. “Just be attractive and get girls to like you bro”

 

[infection]

you'd be suprised how many people viewing this thread think this is some in-depth useful guide.

Surprised on how many people are retarded