HOW TO GET PRIMED UP BEFORE FUNCTION

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Yo, im gonna share my protocol before any function to be in my prime.
So lets say you are locked in normally cuz you obviously want to look better but then you have function in 1 week and you want to be absolutly primed up.
Day 1- 4 Limit yourself with calories- 500-1000 kcal a day, of course go for walks, drink you fluids, use eplerenone, do your skincare, hydrocortisone cream on nose- basicly just do your basic routine but more strictly
Day 5- So this is the day i always target my coloring the most and start my starvemaxx: Self tanner, dye lashes, brows jet black.
Use some sort of chemical peeling to make your skin super smooth- The ordinary BHA peeling i swear this stuff makes my skin like super smooth.
Do your routine, steps, everything.
Start starvemax- i like to start my starvemaxx like 2-3 days before function to get my self as lean as possible
Day 6- continue starvemax and try to rest this day as its gonna be physically the hardest- try to get a lot of water.
Day 7 ( function day ) - Try get like 9-10 hours of sleep if you can. This day still continue starvemax but try to not drink as much water ( around 1L )
Go for walk ( i like to get caffeine as it makes me more energetic after starving ).
3hours before- go sauna and right after sauna do cold exposure.
Then i also like to do only facial sauna at home and cold exposure again.
Pop 40mg furosemide.
Then the most important part-
FRAUD- Start off with some glycolic acid to smooth your skin a get it ready for
MAKEUP- start off with
BB Cream - Do it all over face and your neck just dont over do it
Countour- to your nasal radix, zygos and hollow cheeks, jaw and lips ( do it so it looks realistic )
Eyeliner- use slight amount to make contrast and use it for eyebrows to appear them much more thicker and darker.
Eyelash curl- Curl your lashes and set it with
Clear holding mascara- after curling lashes just you this to hold the curl ( it makes them appear much longer, i got so many bitches telling me they want my lashes )
Concealer- Use it undereyes and for some spots you want to cover even more ( dont overdo )
Tinted vaseline- use small amount on lips

HEIGHT FRAUD-
Wear mostly black clothes that are not too baggy and not too tight.
Wear shoes with high ankle as you can put your
Heightboosters- i like to put heightbooster also with socks where i put another sock. i have like 181cm and i can larp 187-189 but please do it only when its function where the people dont know you and you dont see them every day! otherwise do only like 5cm max.

NTmax- The best way to be low inhib is either phenibut + alcohol ( the bloating is downside ) so what i like better is phenibut + amphetamine.

and yeah thats my way how to get primed up- i didnt text everything as it would be so long and i know everyone have different routine but the thing i can truly recommend is my makeup routine makes you look much more better. I dont have to come to the girls because everytime like 5 girls atleast come to me and i can tell you fraud is the best looksmax.
 
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allat to crack ltb torta
 
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stopped at starvemax
 
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this is sad
 
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allat to crack ltb torta
nah even when im drunk and i wouldnt go for ugly bitch.
I like the attention from them, but aint no way im touching them
 
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nah even when im drunk and i wouldnt go for ugly bitch.
I like the attention from them, but aint no way im touching them
same
 
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is no necessary if you have good diet
hmm i mean sometimes i slip up and eat goy, but i would say even with good diet it can have slight benefit cuz every food bloats you. Some less , Some more and if you eat nothing there is nothing to bloat you and the feeling of fully empty stomach and chiselled face is just worth it. ( im 181-182 62kg and like 11-14% bf )
 
Yo, im gonna share my protocol before any function to be in my prime.
So lets say you are locked in normally cuz you obviously want to look better but then you have function in 1 week and you want to be absolutly primed up.
Day 1- 4 Limit yourself with calories- 500-1000 kcal a day, of course go for walks, drink you fluids, use eplerenone, do your skincare, hydrocortisone cream on nose- basicly just do your basic routine but more strictly
Day 5- So this is the day i always target my coloring the most and start my starvemaxx: Self tanner, dye lashes, brows jet black.
Use some sort of chemical peeling to make your skin super smooth- The ordinary BHA peeling i swear this stuff makes my skin like super smooth.
Do your routine, steps, everything.
Start starvemax- i like to start my starvemaxx like 2-3 days before function to get my self as lean as possible
Day 6- continue starvemax and try to rest this day as its gonna be physically the hardest- try to get a lot of water.
Day 7 ( function day ) - Try get like 9-10 hours of sleep if you can. This day still continue starvemax but try to not drink as much water ( around 1L )
Go for walk ( i like to get caffeine as it makes me more energetic after starving ).
3hours before- go sauna and right after sauna do cold exposure.
Then i also like to do only facial sauna at home and cold exposure again.
Pop 40mg furosemide.
Then the most important part-
FRAUD- Start off with some glycolic acid to smooth your skin a get it ready for
MAKEUP- start off with
BB Cream - Do it all over face and your neck just dont over do it
Countour- to your nasal radix, zygos and hollow cheeks, jaw and lips ( do it so it looks realistic )
Eyeliner- use slight amount to make contrast and use it for eyebrows to appear them much more thicker and darker.
Eyelash curl- Curl your lashes and set it with
Clear holding mascara- after curling lashes just you this to hold the curl ( it makes them appear much longer, i got so many bitches telling me they want my lashes )
Concealer- Use it undereyes and for some spots you want to cover even more ( dont overdo )
Tinted vaseline- use small amount on lips

HEIGHT FRAUD-
Wear mostly black clothes that are not too baggy and not too tight.
Wear shoes with high ankle as you can put your
Heightboosters- i like to put heightbooster also with socks where i put another sock. i have like 181cm and i can larp 187-189 but please do it only when its function where the people dont know you and you dont see them every day! otherwise do only like 5cm max.

NTmax- The best way to be low inhib is either phenibut + alcohol ( the bloating is downside ) so what i like better is phenibut + amphetamine.

and yeah thats my way how to get primed up- i didnt text everything as it would be so long and i know everyone have different routine but the thing i can truly recommend is my makeup routine makes you look much more better. I dont have to come to the girls because everytime like 5 girls atleast come to me and i can tell you fraud is the best looksmax.
You should add bonesmashing the day of the function, long term effects are debatable but the soft tissue makes it look like you have bones
 
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You should add bonesmashing the day of the function, long term effects are debatable but the soft tissue makes it look like you have bones
i acc do that at the club sometimes to get lil pump in toilets
 
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hmm i mean sometimes i slip up and eat goy, but i would say even with good diet it can have slight benefit cuz every food bloats you. Some less , Some more and if you eat nothing there is nothing to bloat you and the feeling of fully empty stomach and chiselled face is just worth it. ( im 181-182 62kg and like 11-14% bf )
you weigh like a little girl wtf is 60 kg
 
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you weigh like a little girl wtf is 60 kg
muscles are cope tbh.
im just skinny and dont have any problem when it comes to girls
 
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muscles are cope tbh.
im just skinny and dont have any problem when it comes to girls
unless you know how to fight they are. If as a man all you care about is pulling then youre a girl I cant lie
 
unless you know how to fight they are. If as a man all you care about is pulling then youre a girl I cant lie
yh i dont really care about fighting too i think its so jester and everyone i know that doing martial arts are brainwashed retards, I care only about my looks
 
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Mirin the peaking method but all that to talk to mtb’s
 
Can you show us a before and after picture of this in ur face so we can see if all of this torture actually works
 
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Good thread bookmarked
 
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nah even when im drunk and i wouldnt go for ugly bitch.
I like the attention from them, but aint no way im touching them
Truer words have never been spoken
 
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yh i dont really care about fighting too i think its so jester and everyone i know that doing martial arts are brainwashed retards, I care only about my looks
Yeah i mean its the looksmaxxing forum it makes sense
 
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remember to use lumify or any eye whitening drops
 
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Yo, im gonna share my protocol before any function to be in my prime.
So lets say you are locked in normally cuz you obviously want to look better but then you have function in 1 week and you want to be absolutly primed up.
Day 1- 4 Limit yourself with calories- 500-1000 kcal a day, of course go for walks, drink you fluids, use eplerenone, do your skincare, hydrocortisone cream on nose- basicly just do your basic routine but more strictly
Day 5- So this is the day i always target my coloring the most and start my starvemaxx: Self tanner, dye lashes, brows jet black.
Use some sort of chemical peeling to make your skin super smooth- The ordinary BHA peeling i swear this stuff makes my skin like super smooth.
Do your routine, steps, everything.
Start starvemax- i like to start my starvemaxx like 2-3 days before function to get my self as lean as possible
Day 6- continue starvemax and try to rest this day as its gonna be physically the hardest- try to get a lot of water.
Day 7 ( function day ) - Try get like 9-10 hours of sleep if you can. This day still continue starvemax but try to not drink as much water ( around 1L )
Go for walk ( i like to get caffeine as it makes me more energetic after starving ).
3hours before- go sauna and right after sauna do cold exposure.
Then i also like to do only facial sauna at home and cold exposure again.
Pop 40mg furosemide.
Then the most important part-
FRAUD- Start off with some glycolic acid to smooth your skin a get it ready for
MAKEUP- start off with
BB Cream - Do it all over face and your neck just dont over do it
Countour- to your nasal radix, zygos and hollow cheeks, jaw and lips ( do it so it looks realistic )
Eyeliner- use slight amount to make contrast and use it for eyebrows to appear them much more thicker and darker.
Eyelash curl- Curl your lashes and set it with
Clear holding mascara- after curling lashes just you this to hold the curl ( it makes them appear much longer, i got so many bitches telling me they want my lashes )
Concealer- Use it undereyes and for some spots you want to cover even more ( dont overdo )
Tinted vaseline- use small amount on lips

HEIGHT FRAUD-
Wear mostly black clothes that are not too baggy and not too tight.
Wear shoes with high ankle as you can put your
Heightboosters- i like to put heightbooster also with socks where i put another sock. i have like 181cm and i can larp 187-189 but please do it only when its function where the people dont know you and you dont see them every day! otherwise do only like 5cm max.

NTmax- The best way to be low inhib is either phenibut + alcohol ( the bloating is downside ) so what i like better is phenibut + amphetamine.

and yeah thats my way how to get primed up- i didnt text everything as it would be so long and i know everyone have different routine but the thing i can truly recommend is my makeup routine makes you look much more better. I dont have to come to the girls because everytime like 5 girls atleast come to me and i can tell you fraud is the best looksmax.
Mirin man I would say to use some small shoulder pads and lumify and contacts that are slightly lighter then ur eye colour
 
Mirin man I would say to use some small shoulder pads and lumify and contacts that are slightly lighter then ur eye colour
haha shoulder pads look so uncanny on me.

But yeah lumify and contacts ( if you dont have blue eyes )
 

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