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Turns out the guy who did the recent Texas mass shooting was transgender. Now he was killed by the police but this got me thinking of a possible plan that incels can execute.

Basically you just abandon society and regular life completely and exploit a new loophole. You'll have to sacrifice some comforts but you'll gain a lot in return.

Steps:
1. PRETEND to be transgender, create social media, add the flag to your social media, start posting positively about trans issues, etc (Reddit, Facebook, Etc). Save some pictures of you wearing a skirt and shit on your computer and phone :feelskek: (I know it's fucked up, but you'll need it to make yourself look legit, you'll see why this is important as you read on).

1.1. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR MINIMUM OF 6 MONTHS.

1.2. DURING THIS TIME YOU MUST BE IN THE GYM TRAINING AND TRYING TO REACH YOUR PHYSICAL PEAK (OR AT LEAST CLOSE TO IT).

1.3. IF POSSIBLE TAKE UP SOME MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING (BOXING AND BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU). YOU WON'T NEED MUCH TRAINING ANYWAYS.


2. Do a crime that will get you locked up in a favorable FEMALE prison facility with as low as possible population of black women. Do research on the stats and see which one has a higher percentage of latina's, whites, asians, etc. You might have to do a specific crime in a specific state, etc, etc, etc. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH.


3. You have a record of being a transgender now, go to court and have your lawyer demand that you get locked up in a female prison. Wearing the gayest hairstyle that you can imagine (that's plain, can't be too fruity, a little feminist dye colour style will work). Put some fucking lip gloss on too, cherry flavored bitch lol. Something fruity.

Do not try to "act gay" because it will come off as fake, remember this is "the real you", let your appearance do the work and speak as you normally do, but be timid and not aggressive.


4. You will now have your pick of the litter in the prison you get sent to (THEY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE). Compared to pretty much every woman there you are superhuman:
WOMEN ARE SHORTER, about 9% on average. Nigerians have the smallest recorded height difference between the sexes at 4%, while men of the UAE are 11% taller than their female counterparts.

MALE BONES ARE BIGGER AND STRONGER, in both size and density. Peak male bone mass is around 50% more than women’s, and women lose bone faster as we age.

MEN HAVE BIGGER HEADS AND LONGER ARMS AND LEGS than women, relative to body size. Sources differ on comparative limb length but they all agree women have smaller, lighter heads & necks.

MEN HAVE SUPERIOR MUSCULATURE to women, a woman's body is typically about 30 to 35 percent muscle by weight, while a man's body is about 40 to 50 percent muscle by weight. Generally, male muscles have a higher capacity for anaerobic metabolism and generate a higher maximum power output than female muscles.

The reason why you wanted to go to a prison with the least amount of black women possible, is because black women are pretty much like fucking men, they are freaks of nature. Though slightly weaker they'll make up for it with aggression. So you want to have the least amount of black women possible around you, because they will want to challenge you the most and start fights the most.


5. Even if you don't become the "top dog" the top woman there will try to lay claim to you as their bitch, so either way you're going to get to fuck lol. Hopefully it isn't some bull dyke bitch, if it is, you have no choice but to fight and beat her into submission so that you can lay claim to the bitches you want.

Also, the women there want to fuck too, you will be the only dick around:

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6. Commit small offenses every now and then within reason, so that they keep extending your sentence and you get to stay there and live like a king lol.


Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me. You get free meals, a place to stay, a toilet, and an entire compound of bitches for you to fuck.
 
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Turns out the guy who did the recent Texas mass shooting was transgender. Now he was killed by the police but this got me thinking of a possible plan that incels can execute.

Basically you just abandon society and regular life completely and exploit a new loophole. You'll have to sacrifice some comforts but you'll gain a lot in return.

Steps:
1. PRETEND to be transgender, create social media, add the flag to your social media, start posting positively about trans issues, etc (Reddit, Facebook, Etc). Save some pictures of you wearing a skirt and shit on your computer and phone :feelskek: (I know it's fucked up, but you'll need it to make yourself look legit, you'll see why this is important as you read on).

1.1. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR MINIMUM OF 6 MONTHS.

1.2. DURING THIS TIME YOU MUST BE IN THE GYM TRAINING AND TRYING TO REACH YOUR PHYSICAL PEAK (OR AT LEAST CLOSE TO IT).

1.3. IF POSSIBLE TAKE UP SOME MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING (BOXING AND BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU). YOU WON'T NEED MUCH TRAINING ANYWAYS.


2. Do a crime that will get you locked up in a favorable FEMALE prison facility with as low as possible population of black women. Do research on the stats and see which one has a higher percentage of latina's, whites, asians, etc. You might have to do a specific crime in a specific state, etc, etc, etc. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH.


3. You have a record of being a transgender now, go to court and have your lawyer demand that you get locked up in a female prison. Wearing the gayest hairstyle that you can imagine (that's plain, can't be too fruity, a little feminist dye colour style will work). Put some fucking lip gloss on too, cherry flavored bitch lol. Something fruity.

Do not try to "act gay" because it will come off as fake, remember this is "the real you", let your appearance do the work and speak as you normally do, but be timid and not aggressive.


4. You will now have your pick of the litter in the prison you get sent to (THEY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE). Compared to pretty much every woman there you are superhuman:
WOMEN ARE SHORTER, about 9% on average. Nigerians have the smallest recorded height difference between the sexes at 4%, while men of the UAE are 11% taller than their female counterparts.

MALE BONES ARE BIGGER AND STRONGER, in both size and density. Peak male bone mass is around 50% more than women’s, and women lose bone faster as we age.

MEN HAVE BIGGER HEADS AND LONGER ARMS AND LEGS than women, relative to body size. Sources differ on comparative limb length but they all agree women have smaller, lighter heads & necks.

MEN HAVE SUPERIOR MUSCULATURE to women, a woman's body is typically about 30 to 35 percent muscle by weight, while a man's body is about 40 to 50 percent muscle by weight. Generally, male muscles have a higher capacity for anaerobic metabolism and generate a higher maximum power output than female muscles.

The reason why you wanted to go to a prison with the least amount of black women possible, is because black women are pretty much like fucking men, they are freaks of nature. Though slightly weaker they'll make up for it with aggression. So you want to have the least amount of black women possible around you, because they will want to challenge you the most and start fights the most.


5. Even if you don't become the "top dog" the top woman there will try to lay claim to you as their bitch, so either way you're going to get to fuck lol. Hopefully it isn't some bull dyke bitch, if it is, you have no choice but to fight and beat her into submission so that you can lay claim to the bitches you want.

Also, the women there want to fuck too, you will be the only dick around:

View:

6. Commit small offenses every now and then within reason, so that they keep extending your sentence and you get to stay there and live like a king lol.


Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me. You get free meals, a place to stay, a toilet, and an entire compound of bitches for you to fuck.

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It sounds good, it really does! But will it work? Ugh. Fingers crossed, right? Because if it doesn't, you end up in a male prison; inmates have access to the internet thanks to COs and anal purses; thus, cellphones. You will be searched. You know, making sure you're no plant. And if they find your Pretty Woman profile on Facebook, ugh. First, they'll visualize making love to your anus. You know, get that heart aching for you. Finally, they'll approach you with your pictures on their phone including add-on heart emojis. "Time to suit up, boy. And do it exactly like this!" He points to your pretty woman picture.
 
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Are you retarded there is no transgender in prison. You either born a male and go to male prison or born female and go to female prison.
 
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What if the authorities don't buy it and send you to male prison, do you know what will happen to you then?
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Imagine you follow all these steps correctly.
Accidentally end up in a male penitentiary.

Now musty black men come to bust yo cheeks everyday :feelskek:
 
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Turns out the guy who did the recent Texas mass shooting was transgender. Now he was killed by the police but this got me thinking of a possible plan that incels can execute.

Basically you just abandon society and regular life completely and exploit a new loophole. You'll have to sacrifice some comforts but you'll gain a lot in return.

Steps:
1. PRETEND to be transgender, create social media, add the flag to your social media, start posting positively about trans issues, etc (Reddit, Facebook, Etc). Save some pictures of you wearing a skirt and shit on your computer and phone :feelskek: (I know it's fucked up, but you'll need it to make yourself look legit, you'll see why this is important as you read on).

1.1. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR MINIMUM OF 6 MONTHS.

1.2. DURING THIS TIME YOU MUST BE IN THE GYM TRAINING AND TRYING TO REACH YOUR PHYSICAL PEAK (OR AT LEAST CLOSE TO IT).

1.3. IF POSSIBLE TAKE UP SOME MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING (BOXING AND BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU). YOU WON'T NEED MUCH TRAINING ANYWAYS.


2. Do a crime that will get you locked up in a favorable FEMALE prison facility with as low as possible population of black women. Do research on the stats and see which one has a higher percentage of latina's, whites, asians, etc. You might have to do a specific crime in a specific state, etc, etc, etc. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH.


3. You have a record of being a transgender now, go to court and have your lawyer demand that you get locked up in a female prison. Wearing the gayest hairstyle that you can imagine (that's plain, can't be too fruity, a little feminist dye colour style will work). Put some fucking lip gloss on too, cherry flavored bitch lol. Something fruity.

Do not try to "act gay" because it will come off as fake, remember this is "the real you", let your appearance do the work and speak as you normally do, but be timid and not aggressive.


4. You will now have your pick of the litter in the prison you get sent to (THEY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE). Compared to pretty much every woman there you are superhuman:
WOMEN ARE SHORTER, about 9% on average. Nigerians have the smallest recorded height difference between the sexes at 4%, while men of the UAE are 11% taller than their female counterparts.

MALE BONES ARE BIGGER AND STRONGER, in both size and density. Peak male bone mass is around 50% more than women’s, and women lose bone faster as we age.

MEN HAVE BIGGER HEADS AND LONGER ARMS AND LEGS than women, relative to body size. Sources differ on comparative limb length but they all agree women have smaller, lighter heads & necks.

MEN HAVE SUPERIOR MUSCULATURE to women, a woman's body is typically about 30 to 35 percent muscle by weight, while a man's body is about 40 to 50 percent muscle by weight. Generally, male muscles have a higher capacity for anaerobic metabolism and generate a higher maximum power output than female muscles.

The reason why you wanted to go to a prison with the least amount of black women possible, is because black women are pretty much like fucking men, they are freaks of nature. Though slightly weaker they'll make up for it with aggression. So you want to have the least amount of black women possible around you, because they will want to challenge you the most and start fights the most.


5. Even if you don't become the "top dog" the top woman there will try to lay claim to you as their bitch, so either way you're going to get to fuck lol. Hopefully it isn't some bull dyke bitch, if it is, you have no choice but to fight and beat her into submission so that you can lay claim to the bitches you want.

Also, the women there want to fuck too, you will be the only dick around:

View:

6. Commit small offenses every now and then within reason, so that they keep extending your sentence and you get to stay there and live like a king lol.


Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me. You get free meals, a place to stay, a toilet, and an entire compound of bitches for you to fuck.

 
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Turns out the guy who did the recent Texas mass shooting was transgender. Now he was killed by the police but this got me thinking of a possible plan that incels can execute.

Basically you just abandon society and regular life completely and exploit a new loophole. You'll have to sacrifice some comforts but you'll gain a lot in return.

Steps:
1. PRETEND to be transgender, create social media, add the flag to your social media, start posting positively about trans issues, etc (Reddit, Facebook, Etc). Save some pictures of you wearing a skirt and shit on your computer and phone :feelskek: (I know it's fucked up, but you'll need it to make yourself look legit, you'll see why this is important as you read on).

1.1. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR MINIMUM OF 6 MONTHS.

1.2. DURING THIS TIME YOU MUST BE IN THE GYM TRAINING AND TRYING TO REACH YOUR PHYSICAL PEAK (OR AT LEAST CLOSE TO IT).

1.3. IF POSSIBLE TAKE UP SOME MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING (BOXING AND BRAZILIAN JIU JITSU). YOU WON'T NEED MUCH TRAINING ANYWAYS.


2. Do a crime that will get you locked up in a favorable FEMALE prison facility with as low as possible population of black women. Do research on the stats and see which one has a higher percentage of latina's, whites, asians, etc. You might have to do a specific crime in a specific state, etc, etc, etc. DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH.


3. You have a record of being a transgender now, go to court and have your lawyer demand that you get locked up in a female prison. Wearing the gayest hairstyle that you can imagine (that's plain, can't be too fruity, a little feminist dye colour style will work). Put some fucking lip gloss on too, cherry flavored bitch lol. Something fruity.

Do not try to "act gay" because it will come off as fake, remember this is "the real you", let your appearance do the work and speak as you normally do, but be timid and not aggressive.


4. You will now have your pick of the litter in the prison you get sent to (THEY DON'T HAVE A CHOICE). Compared to pretty much every woman there you are superhuman:
WOMEN ARE SHORTER, about 9% on average. Nigerians have the smallest recorded height difference between the sexes at 4%, while men of the UAE are 11% taller than their female counterparts.

MALE BONES ARE BIGGER AND STRONGER, in both size and density. Peak male bone mass is around 50% more than women’s, and women lose bone faster as we age.

MEN HAVE BIGGER HEADS AND LONGER ARMS AND LEGS than women, relative to body size. Sources differ on comparative limb length but they all agree women have smaller, lighter heads & necks.

MEN HAVE SUPERIOR MUSCULATURE to women, a woman's body is typically about 30 to 35 percent muscle by weight, while a man's body is about 40 to 50 percent muscle by weight. Generally, male muscles have a higher capacity for anaerobic metabolism and generate a higher maximum power output than female muscles.

The reason why you wanted to go to a prison with the least amount of black women possible, is because black women are pretty much like fucking men, they are freaks of nature. Though slightly weaker they'll make up for it with aggression. So you want to have the least amount of black women possible around you, because they will want to challenge you the most and start fights the most.


5. Even if you don't become the "top dog" the top woman there will try to lay claim to you as their bitch, so either way you're going to get to fuck lol. Hopefully it isn't some bull dyke bitch, if it is, you have no choice but to fight and beat her into submission so that you can lay claim to the bitches you want.

Also, the women there want to fuck too, you will be the only dick around:

View:

6. Commit small offenses every now and then within reason, so that they keep extending your sentence and you get to stay there and live like a king lol.


Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me. You get free meals, a place to stay, a toilet, and an entire compound of bitches for you to fuck.

nah, you don't even have to do anything. you're the one with the dick, you just gotta sit back and relax and let these bitches fight.
 
JFL reminds me of an article I read with a guy who did this. Ended getting like 3 women pregnant and they had to transfer him to a different prison cause so many fights over him
 
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All of that for a trashy pussy

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Dnrd. But the answer is being chad
 
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Prisons are gender separated male n female

There's no pussy in prison unless you mean boipussy 😅
 
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what if prison mandatory transgender undergoes penis removal
 
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you meant "bussy" right? :lul:
 
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But you'll never hear about a woman pretending to be a man agreeing to go to a male prison. Ugh. Can you imagine that? The woman-man enters the male prison. The inmates immediately spot her. They gather around.

"Hey, guys! I'm one of you. A man." Friendly, she greets her new buddies.

"Ugh. We don't care if you identify as a dog. You're gonna get fucked regardless." An inmate foreshadows her future life in prison.

"Um. But I'm into women like you all are. And look at me! I look like a boy." She directs attention to her short hair. "And look at this!" She hoists her shirt up, showing a bird's chest. "See! No tits." The inmates shake their heads as their eyes wander down to her crotch. A few other inmates scan her butt.

"Let the bidding begin!" An inmate shouts. "Starting the bid at one soup for an hour smashing this!" He smacks her butt. "There will be three winners! One per hole."

"TEN SOUPS!" An inmate shouts. Then others join.
 
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