how to get wittier/better at comebacks in social situations.

[ForSKJ]

i hate becoming a nonverbal autistic fag during the occasional verbal joust session with peers. been a problem since I was a kid and I suck at banter, especially when someone says something like a yo momma joke. I'm like a low IQ retard when someone says some shit, I take it like an insult. i also don't like disguised communication; I like straightforward communication, which sucks because everyone loves making sly remarks.

 

[ForSKJ]

bump please help me

 

[Tttopgtoni]

bump please help me

I just say something that makes no sense and end it with mate, "you have the trim of a dung beetle mate" For example

 

[Joeseminate]

Drink more

 

[Cautious Turtle]

Ask Jesus Christ for knowledge