How to go from 5'3 to 6'3

[theblackestofpills]

This is a guide on how to go from being a 5'3 incel to a 6'3 slayer.

Now first off, this is pretty extreme height difference so it acts as an example that anything is possible when it comes to height.


First off, buy elevators shoes.

I believe the highest they can add is 4 inches.

ok good now then you want to get limb lengthening surgery. The maximum one can get with LL is 7 inches I believe.

Then after that, you can do hanging exercises, stretches, to maybe increase by another inch or so.


5'3 + 7 = 5'10 :O

then 5'10 + 4 = 6'2

But obviously that one inch is going to be of normal shoe height so you'd be same height as someone who is 6'1 who wears shoes. So then do some stretches and you'll prob squeeze another inch to be a legit 6'2.

The after that larp as 6'3 or claim your shoe height which is 6'3...


Dont worry about your fucked up proportions. Just gymax for 5+ years with steroids and take hgh and you'll be all fine.

 

[WhoAmIReally]

Don't forget putting your hair up for an additional inch, so It's 6'4 actually.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

@LiteralCaucasian
@cutie

 

[Deleted member 23286]

Indeed, thank you height Jesus.
Though some more centimeters wouldn't do me any harm at age 17...

 

[Dystopian]

Indeed, thank you height Jesus.
Though some more centimeters wouldn't do me any harm at age 17...

You won’t grow shit you fucking shitskin

 

[vanillaicecream]

I'm so fed up with this forum's autism

 

[Deleted member 23286]

You won’t grow shit you fucking shitskin

Seething, Mehmet? haha!

 

[chigoha]

and end up looking like this

 

[Jigen]

This is a guide on how to go from being a 5'3 incel to a 6'3 slayer.

Now first off, this is pretty extreme height difference so it acts as an example that anything is possible when it comes to height.


First off, buy elevators shoes.

I believe the highest they can add is 4 inches.

ok good now then you want to get limb lengthening surgery. The maximum one can get with LL is 7 inches I believe.

Then after that, you can do hanging exercises, stretches, to maybe increase by another inch or so.


5'3 + 7 = 5'10 :O

then 5'10 + 4 = 6'2

But obviously that one inch is going to be of normal shoe height so you'd be same height as someone who is 6'1 who wears shoes. So then do some stretches and you'll prob squeeze another inch to be a legit 6'2.

The after that larp as 6'3 or claim your shoe height which is 6'3...


Dont worry about your fucked up proportions. Just gymax for 5+ years with steroids and take hgh and you'll be all fine.

You’ll be walking like this by the time you’re done

 

[theblackestofpills]

and end up looking like this

Women like long legs tho