how to goon w/o porn (godlike strat)

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I've only jerked my penis to porn less than 10 times in my life, because I've found an insanely better method to get my dick propped up for my hands to let it spew. I must share it with you all because it is a top tier gooner strategy.

- What you need to do is find a baddie, someone you see fairly often, maybe about once or twice a week minimum.
- When you're feelin like you wanna bust some cum outcha balls go wherever you do it.
- Then play some sick ass music, whatever you like.
- Close your eyes and think about that baddie giving you head like no other :forcedsmile:

My personal favourite is my teacher because she is soo fucking nutable on

This is gonna make you rock solid, and you'll have some nice shit to spew.

- If it doesn't then you gotta get a badder bitch to imagine fuckin :feelsgood:
 
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I jerked off to a lego action figure before
 
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just put on some ahh bro its not that deep
 
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I've only jerked my penis to porn less than 10 times in my life, because I've found an insanely better method to get my dick propped up for my hands to let it spew. I must share it with you all because it is a top tier gooner strategy.

- What you need to do is find a baddie, someone you see fairly often, maybe about once or twice a week minimum.
- When you're feelin like you wanna bust some cum outcha balls go wherever you do it.
- Then play some sick ass music, whatever you like.
- Close your eyes and think about that baddie giving you head like no other :forcedsmile:

My personal favourite is my teacher because she is soo fucking nutable on

This is gonna make you rock solid, and you'll have some nice shit to spew.

- If it doesn't then you gotta get a badder bitch to imagine fuckin :feelsgood:
Holly mirin. Dude accidentally experimented this when i was in highschool bcs my phone was dead
 
I can’t use imagination cause I get too many intrusive thoughts.
Like I’ll imagine fucking a girl and then she shits diarrhoea all over me
 
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I've only jerked my penis to porn less than 10 times in my life, because I've found an insanely better method to get my dick propped up for my hands to let it spew. I must share it with you all because it is a top tier gooner strategy.

- What you need to do is find a baddie, someone you see fairly often, maybe about once or twice a week minimum.
- When you're feelin like you wanna bust some cum outcha balls go wherever you do it.
- Then play some sick ass music, whatever you like.
- Close your eyes and think about that baddie giving you head like no other :forcedsmile:

My personal favourite is my teacher because she is soo fucking nutable on

This is gonna make you rock solid, and you'll have some nice shit to spew.

- If it doesn't then you gotta get a badder bitch to imagine fuckin :feelsgood:
You're going to Pavlov yourself into getting hard whenever you see them.
 

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