How to grow 5 cm in 1 week

[idont_likemirrors]

I started doing massai jumps 2 weeks ago and a week passed and i felt like nothing changed i was still a 5,7 manlet and i had been massai scammed, so i was looking into spine decompression and limb lengething and k just found a rope on my dads bedroom so i tied it around my neck and hanged it on something sturdy to gold my weight, i did a massai jump off a chair and as i jumped i felt my whole spine crack and sound from the decompression i almost came from the release of my spine, so then i felt like 1 cm taller but the rope untied from the bar i hangwd it on to so i just went to sleep, before i slept i thumbpulled my ankles DOWNWARDS to make my feet grow this is called mechanical tension and will work on feet, so i slept and the next morning my feet hanged OFF THE BED my uncle kissed me good morning and i got up from tje bed 5 cm taller, i just cant believe my spinal decompression worked, today i will do it again to see if i havw any vertabre that needs decompression, please no botb this needs to be gatekeeped just like the semen facial bone growth faggocitosis guide i made, i feel like faggocitosis needs mroe recognition i feel myzygos tear through my cheeks when i apply me semen on them.

 

[trynaascendsoon]

this is some fucking schizo cope holy shit

 

[Catalan777]

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

made me laugh out loud, ur a funny guy

 

[Naizu]

Grow a tumor on your pituitary gland

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

I started doing massai jumps 2 weeks ago and a week passed and i felt like nothing changed i was still a 5,7 manlet and i had been massai scammed, so i was looking into spine decompression and limb lengething and k just found a rope on my dads bedroom so i tied it around my neck and hanged it on something sturdy to gold my weight, i did a massai jump off a chair and as i jumped i felt my whole spine crack and sound from the decompression i almost came from the release of my spine, so then i felt like 1 cm taller but the rope untied from the bar i hangwd it on to so i just went to sleep, before i slept i thumbpulled my ankles DOWNWARDS to make my feet grow this is called mechanical tension and will work on feet, so i slept and the next morning my feet hanged OFF THE BED my uncle kissed me good morning and i got up from tje bed 5 cm taller, i just cant believe my spinal decompression worked, today i will do it again to see if i havw any vertabre that needs decompression, please no botb this needs to be gatekeeped just like the semen facial bone growth faggocitosis guide i made, i feel like faggocitosis needs mroe recognition i feel myzygos tear through my cheeks when i apply me semen on them.

caged

 

[yyk117]

just found a rope on my dads bedroom so i tied it around my neck and hanged it on something sturdy

retards will do ANYTHING but take hgh

 

[stigmaboy]

idont_likemirrors is peak cope lmao. height gain is genetics and time, not some magic pill. you’re looking at years, if that, not a week. and hgh is not a joke, do ur research before throwing that out.

 

[Tttopgtoni]

Is this satire or fr