How to have a happy and easy life in 2 steps

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  1. Have a vagina.
  2. Don’t have a penis.
 
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1 step

1. have lookz
 
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This step isn’t required for females.
where did this meme even come from?
ugly girls dont get any attention just as with ugly guys
and i dont mean below average or average girls, i mean actual ugly girls
 
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where did this meme even come from?
ugly girls dont get any attention just as with ugly guys
and i dont mean below average or average girls, i mean actual ugly girls

Actual ugly girls are bottom 1%. They might not get much sexual attention, but they get social acceptance+inclusion and friendships that men of equivalent looks get excluded from.

Men need to be in the top 5% to have the social and sexual lives that women only need to be in the top 95% to have.
 
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Actual ugly girls are bottom 1%.

Men need to be in the top 5% to have the social and sexual lives that women only need to be in the top 95% to have.
dude lol
its funny as a meme, but since we are getting serious here, i have to tell u, those are just memes.
ur average 5/10 girl gets attention from simps. a guy or two who replies quickly to her. thats about it.
not 100 guys just 1 or 2.
but she isnt having sex on a day to day basis, she isnt having the "ideal instagram" life.
i hope u r aware of the instagram vs reality life.

the average person or most people for that matter, do not like to present their true normal selves on the internet or to people they are not close with. thats just human nature. on forums like this, its different since there is a mask of anonymity but still true to some regard.
so what makes u think girls, especially teenage girls, would paint themselves as "oh yeah guys im not getting all that attention and sex" in the midst of a social media culture where they have peer pressure to "look wanted".
 
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dude lol
its funny as a meme, but since we are getting serious here, i have to tell u, those are just memes.
ur average 5/10 girl gets attention from simps. but she isnt having sex on a day to day basis, she isnt having the "ideal instagram" life.
i hope u r aware of the instagram vs reality life.

I wasn’t talking about muh Instagram “ideal” life. Just normal happy female existence with abundance of friends and social inclusion.

A bottom-10% female isn’t a queen bee but at least has a support network, multiple social circles, and IRL friends who really care for her.

A bottom-10% male is dwelling in a basement with no friends, no job, no bitches, and no hope.
 
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I wasn’t talking about muh Instagram “ideal” life. Just normal happy female existence with abundance of friends and social inclusion.
dude no offense but i dont think you've been around a lot of girls.
females love gossiping and talking smack about one another. its just how females are.
guys do this too, just openly in front of everyone, girls do it behind their back to "look nice". thats all.

most people only have 1 or 2 close friends, at max 5-6. girl or boy. doesnt matter.
 
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  1. Have a vagina.
  2. Don’t have a penis.
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A bottom-10% female isn’t a queen bee but at least has a support network, multiple social circles, and IRL friends who really care for her.
lol no she doesn't. show me one such girl

A bottom-10% male is dwelling in a basement with no friends, no job, no bitches, and no hope.
job is on him, other things, as i said, its lookz
 
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Men need to be in the top 5% to have the social and sexual lives
interesting way of saying: i dont go out and live on the incel forums
 
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dude no offense but i dont think you've been around a lot of girls.
females love gossiping and talking smack about one another. its just how females are.
guys do this too, just openly in front of everyone, girls do it behind their back to "look nice". thats all.

most people only have 1 or 2 close friends, at max 5-6. girl or boy. doesnt matter.

Ya but having non-close friends as a girl actually gives them happiness while as a guy you need giga-close friends to feel any sort of emotion with them.

For girls, talking = free happiness. Not the case for guys.

Girls’ night out, going to the cloob, party hopping, flirting with Chads, etc. = more happiness than a sub-5 male can collect in a decade.
 
lol no she doesn't. show me one such girl

You’re delusional. Almost all women have supportive friends.

Sub-5 males have no one who gives a fuck about them when they’re stuck in bad situations.



job is on him, other things, as i said, its lookz

Exactly. The guy needs looks. The girl just needs to not be deformed.
 
interesting way of saying: i dont go out and live on the incel forums

Read the word “the” here?

Men need to be in the top 5% to have the social and sexual lives that women

I’m not talking about just ANY social life. Men need to be far above average to obtain female-tier social lives.
 
Ya but having non-close friends as a girl actually gives them happiness while as a guy you need giga-close friends to feel any sort of emotion with them.

For girls, talking = free happiness. Not the case for guys.

Girls’ night out, going to the cloob, party hopping, flirting with Chads, etc. = more happiness than a sub-5 male can collect in a decade.
dude ok look
for girls, talking = free happiness, yeah, but u know how most guys talk to a 5/10 girl? have u seen those PUA tier videos? yeah exactly that, not the way u and me are having a conversation right now. lol.


You’re delusional. Almost all women have supportive friends.

Sub-5 males have no one who gives a fuck about them when they’re stuck in bad situations.
no they dont, dude go to an actual average girl, be non flirty and genuinely talk to her for more than 10 minutes, u will see she is as lonely and friendless as the .org eugene.
Exactly. The guy needs looks. The girl just needs to not be deformed.
not true at all
 
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Read the word “the” here?



I’m not talking about just ANY social life. Men need to be far above average to obtain female-tier social lives.
ok, mr. female tier social live
 
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@thecel no seriously dawg how many girls have u had a nice deep convo with.
tell me this and i will continue talking. else i will rest my case here.
 
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no they dont, dude go to an actual average girl, be non flirty and genuinely talk to her for more than 10 minutes, u will see she is as lonely and friendless as the .org eugene.

I talk to plenty of average-looking girls.

None of them are “as lonely and friendless as the .org Eugene.” JFL

When I talk to them, I’m like, “Holy fuark, she’s just 5/10 and gets to live the life that looksmax Eugenes get their bones sliced off to try to have.”
 
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I talk to plenty of average-looking girls.

None of them are “as lonely and friendless as the .org Eugene.” JFL

When I talk to them, I’m like, “Holy fuark, she’s just 5/10 and gets to live the life that looksmax Eugenes get their bones sliced off to try to have.”
oh u do? discord doesnt count just fyi
 
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@thecel no seriously dawg how many girls have u had a nice deep convo with.
tell me this and i will continue talking. else i will rest my case here.

Probably under 5 truly deep convos, but I talk to girls often.

Having deep convos isn’t needed to see what other people’s lives are like. Do you need to have deep convos with Chads to understand that their lives are epic? No, you just have to observe.
 
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Probably under 5 truly deep convos, but I talk to girls often.

Having deep convos isn’t needed to see what other people’s lives are like. Do you need to have deep convos with Chads to understand that their lives are epic? No, you just have to observe.
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like what? u see all 200 average girls in ur class get gangbanged by the 10 chads at the same time hour after hour

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I can never take women's issues seriously. They have such an easy life.
 
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like what? u see all 200 average girls in ur class get gangbanged by the 10 chads at the same time hour after hour

Ray Liotta Lol GIF
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Why do you keep exaggerating? I’m not talking about a porn star life or an Instagram model life.

We can easily observe women living normal female lives.
 
Why do you keep exaggerating? I’m not talking about a porn star life or an Instagram model life.

We can easily observe women living normal female lives.
dude u keep projecting urself into this convo its so hard to explain.

muh below average guy cannot have friends, muh below average guy cannot have job, muh below average guy cannot have fun
yes they can, just because u r neurotic doesnt mean others are.

and u r the one who is exaggerating here, not me.
 
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muh below average guy cannot have friends, muh below average guy cannot have job, muh below average guy cannot have fun
yes they can, just because u r neurotic doesnt mean others are.

I didn’t make these claims. I didn’t say sub-5s CANNOT have friends; I said most sub-5 .org Eugene type guys don’t have friends or don’t have close enough friends. I didn’t make a statement about possibility; I simply stated the reality as it is: most of these Eugenes don’t have jobs, don’t have real friends, and do live unhappy lives.
 
I didn’t make these claims. I didn’t say sub-5s CANNOT have friends; I said most sub-5 .org Eugene type guys don’t have friends or don’t have close enough friends. I didn’t make a statement about possibility; I simply stated the reality as it is: most of these Eugenes don’t have jobs, don’t have real friends, and do live unhappy lives.
sure thing

sure thing u didnt exaggerate at all

sure thing u r a ntmogmachine who am i to say no
 
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Be a bitch then
 
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Women have significantly higher opportunities for casual sex but slightly more opportunities for relationships when they are young. But that's it.

They live in fear of getting rape 24/7. Even though they get a lot of attention they aren't respected and generally seen as incompetent.
Aging is far more brutal for them. Their lives almost entirely revolves around look. And they can't do anything about it.

Yes they have slightly more emotional intelligence but it's balanced by their higher neuroticism.
 
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Yeah I've noticed this myself first hand, although men are generally way more creepier to women but life is very fun if ur attractive.
 
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Yeah I've noticed this myself first hand, although men are generally way more creepier to women but life is very fun if ur attractive.

Life is very fun if ur born with XX chromosomes.

Less fun if ur born with XY chromosomes and transition into a girl.

Way less fun if ur born with XY chromosomes and don’t go trans.
 
I would rather kms than going this subhuman route. Fucking hell
 
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I would rather kms than going this subhuman route. Fucking hell

If that’s what keeps you from roping, then go ahead and keep coping.

Daily Reminder:

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