How to Have Unlimited-Length Full-Body Orgasms (Serious)

[thecel]

How to Have Full-Body Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps

1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
3. Grab your cock
4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
5. Relax your sphincters
6. (optional) Press on your taint

 

[Suimaxxer]

Shit thread kys

 

[thecel]

Shit thread kys

I use this method to have intense full-body orgasms that last for minutes.

 

[Deleted member 26116]

How to Have Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps

1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
3. Grab your cock
4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
5. Relax your sphincters

 

[Suimaxxer]

I use this method to have intense full-body orgasms that last for minutes.

Nigga ur weird

 

[thecel]

Nigga ur weird

Keep fapping. Meanwhile I feel 10x the pleasure.

 

[Suimaxxer]

Keep fapping. Meanwhile I feel 10x the pleasure.

What u said doesnt even make sense. If u squeeze ur cock how are u supposed to release any fluid out of it? Also if u have to wait to have enough pee collected in ur bladder then ur probably peeing and not noticing

 

[thecel]

What u said doesnt even make sense. If u squeeze ur cock how are u supposed to release any fluid out of it?

Yea it stops the pee. You have an orgasm. Doesn’t mean you ejaculate.

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Also if u have to wait to have enough pee collected in ur bladder then ur probably peeing and not noticing

You think I can’t tell when I’m peeing? JFL

 

[Suimaxxer]

Yea it stops the pee. You have an orgasm. Doesn’t mean you ejaculate.

Whats the point of having an orgasm if u dont ejaculate? Thats gay

 

[thecel]

Whats the point of having an orgasm if u dont ejaculate? Thats gay

Keep coping.

 

[Suimaxxer]

Keep coping.

Typical .org autist

 

[Sociobiology]

Mods BOTB this thread now.

 

[Deleted member 22124]

I remember doing this when I was like 5. Time to get back into it.

 

[ropemax]

Whats the point of having an orgasm if u dont ejaculate? Thats gay

@BrahminBoss nigga don't know no tantra

 

[Deleted member 14815]

Is this some sort of ancient han Chinese ritual that your dad taught you?

 

[Deleted member 25667]

Relax your sphincters

How do you do this

 

[thecel]

How do you do this

Pee but keep your hand grabbing tight to hold the pee in.

 

[Deleted member 25667]

Pee but keep your hand grabbing tight to hold the pee in.

And how does this produce an orgasm

 

[thecel]

And how does this produce an orgasm

Dunno but works for me

 

[Deleted member 25667]

Dunno but works for me

Wouldn't this injure your dick if you hold the pee in long enough?

 

[thecel]

Wouldn't this injure your dick if you hold the pee in long enough?

Maybe. I don’t care cus I’m not using my dick for its biological purpose anyway. I’m truecel subhuman permavirgin.

 

[thecel]

Just taintsmash bro

 

[LookmaxBlau]

Should I bookmark this information....

 

[futuregigamogger]

Nigga ur weird

All revolutionary people were seen as weird first.

 

[Suimaxxer]

All revolutionary people were seen as weird first.

Ur not one of them boyo

 

[sibience]

Good thread, I might try this sometime.

Maybe this could change my life.

 

[thecel]

Good thread, I might try this sometime.

Maybe this could change my life.

It feels more intense when I do it shortly after I coom.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Rip dopamine receptors if legit

 

[Deleted member 21796]

Bookmarked (for a friend)

 

[thecel]

Rip dopamine receptors if legit

Chad orgasms just as often (albeit from PIV), yet his dopamine receptors are ok.

 

[Deleted member 25193]

How to Have Full-Body Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps

1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
3. Grab your cock
4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
5. Relax your sphincters
6. (optional) Press on your taint

Edging can be helpful I have hfo a few times but it’s very difficult to train the penile muscle it requires a routine of no touching for a 12 week block cycle by the end of it you will shoot ropes but be overall sensitive so you must edge for a few more months mastering edging and hfo is really a battle

 

[Deleted member 15854]

Edging can be helpful I have hfo a few times but it’s very difficult to train the penile muscle it requires a routine of no touching for a 12 week block cycle by the end of it you will shoot ropes but be overall sensitive so you must edge for a few more months mastering edging and hfo is really a battle

is edging for days on end bad?

 

[thecel]

edging for days on end

kek

Cage

 

[Deleted member 25193]

is edging for days on end bad?

In all honesty yes fries your brain to the point of no return I think edging 5 times maximum then stopping is good just don’t edge long in a session the shorter the better. I have edged well over 40 times a day you cum so hard your ears pop it feels like your dick is being sick

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Sounds painful

 

[Deleted member 25193]

Sounds painful

Not painful but the drop off post nut is like 100 times worse the dread you feel I have not edged in 4 years

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Not painful but the drop off post nut is like 100 times worse the dread you feel I have not edged in 4 years

Im talking about what OP said.

Edging I've done before

 

[thecel]

updates?

 

[Repentsinner]

I don't know what to do with this information

 

[thecel]

I don't know what to do with this information

Coom?

 

[thecel]

Good thread, I might try this sometime.

Maybe this could change my life.

Updates?

 

[sibience]

Updates?

Didn't have the opportunity to try it.

Hard to have urge to pee if dick is hard for me. And when I need to pee I can't become hard.

 

[Magical Apple]

How to Have Full-Body Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps

1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
3. Grab your cock
4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
5. Relax your sphincters
6. (optional) Press on your taint

 

[thecel]

Didn't have the opportunity to try it.

Hard to have urge to pee if dick is hard for me. And when I need to pee I can't become hard.

YOU DON’T GET HARD TO DO IT BRO

WHAT’S THIS STRAIGHT MALE THOUGHT PROCESS!?!

What u said doesnt even make sense. If u squeeze ur cock how are u supposed to release any fluid out of it?

Assuming you need to ejaculate to orgasm.

Hard to have urge to pee if dick is hard for me. And when I need to pee I can't become hard.

Assuming you need to get erect to orgasm.

HOW TF DO YOU COPERS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GET YOU FEMALEISH ORGASMS? You just orgasm. Full-body. Waves of pleasure. Electrifying tingles. Just orgasm. No boner. No semen.

 

[sibience]

YOU DON’T GET HARD TO DO IT BRO

WHAT’S THIS STRAIGHT MALE THOUGHT PROCESS!?!


Assuming you need to ejaculate to orgasm.


Assuming you need to get erect to orgasm.

HOW TF DO YOU COPERS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GET YOU FEMALEISH ORGASMS? You just orgasm. Full-body. Waves of pleasure. Electrifying tingles. Just orgasm. No boner. No semen.

I will update when the opportunity comes where I can do it.

 

[thecel]

Good thread, I might try this sometime.

Maybe this could change my life.

It ruined my life.

My Dopamine Receptors Are Fried from Frequent Cooming and Peegasming

I coom to porn multiple times per day. Each time I pee, I use a technique (explained in the thread linked below) to have full-body-goosebump-inducing, long-lasting orgasms. No wonder I can’t focus and be productive. How do I get rid of my addiction to orgasms...

looksmax.org

Rip dopamine receptors if legit

 

[Deleted member 33534]

How to Have Full-Body Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps

1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
3. Grab your cock
4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
5. Relax your sphincters
6. (optional) Press on your taint

At this point nust buy a 10 inch dildo faggot

 

[thecel]

At this point nust buy a 10 inch dildo faggot

I don’t have prostate orgasms.

@Aloha I’m missing out!

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

I can do this but without the pee and holding your dick shut, so good fuark