How to Have Unlimited-Length Full-Body Orgasms (Serious)

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How to Have Full-Body Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps
  1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
  2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
  3. Grab your cock
  4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
  5. Relax your sphincters
  6. (optional) Press on your taint
 
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Shit thread kys
 
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How to Have Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps
  1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
  2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
  3. Grab your cock
  4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
  5. Relax your sphincters
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Keep fapping. Meanwhile I feel 10x the pleasure.
What u said doesnt even make sense. If u squeeze ur cock how are u supposed to release any fluid out of it? Also if u have to wait to have enough pee collected in ur bladder then ur probably peeing and not noticing
 
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What u said doesnt even make sense. If u squeeze ur cock how are u supposed to release any fluid out of it?

Yea it stops the pee. You have an orgasm. Doesn’t mean you ejaculate.



Also if u have to wait to have enough pee collected in ur bladder then ur probably peeing and not noticing

You think I can’t tell when I’m peeing? JFL
 
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Yea it stops the pee. You have an orgasm. Doesn’t mean you ejaculate.
Whats the point of having an orgasm if u dont ejaculate? Thats gay
 
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Mods BOTB this thread now.
 
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I remember doing this when I was like 5. Time to get back into it.
 
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Is this some sort of ancient han Chinese ritual that your dad taught you?
 
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Wouldn't this injure your dick if you hold the pee in long enough?

Maybe. I don’t care cus I’m not using my dick for its biological purpose anyway. I’m truecel subhuman permavirgin.
 
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Just taintsmash bro
 
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Should I bookmark this information....
 
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Good thread, I might try this sometime.

Maybe this could change my life.
 
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Good thread, I might try this sometime.

Maybe this could change my life.

It feels more intense when I do it shortly after I coom.
 
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Rip dopamine receptors if legit
 
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Bookmarked (for a friend)
 
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How to Have Full-Body Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps
  1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
  2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
  3. Grab your cock
  4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
  5. Relax your sphincters
  6. (optional) Press on your taint
Edging can be helpful I have hfo a few times but it’s very difficult to train the penile muscle it requires a routine of no touching for a 12 week block cycle by the end of it you will shoot ropes but be overall sensitive so you must edge for a few more months mastering edging and hfo is really a battle
 
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Edging can be helpful I have hfo a few times but it’s very difficult to train the penile muscle it requires a routine of no touching for a 12 week block cycle by the end of it you will shoot ropes but be overall sensitive so you must edge for a few more months mastering edging and hfo is really a battle
is edging for days on end bad?
 
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is edging for days on end bad?
In all honesty yes fries your brain to the point of no return I think edging 5 times maximum then stopping is good just don’t edge long in a session the shorter the better. I have edged well over 40 times a day you cum so hard your ears pop it feels like your dick is being sick
 
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Sounds painful
 
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Not painful but the drop off post nut is like 100 times worse the dread you feel I have not edged in 4 years
Im talking about what OP said.

Edging I've done before
 
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updates?
 
I don't know what to do with this information
 
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Didn't have the opportunity to try it.

Hard to have urge to pee if dick is hard for me. And when I need to pee I can't become hard.
 
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How to Have Full-Body Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps
  1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
  2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
  3. Grab your cock
  4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
  5. Relax your sphincters
  6. (optional) Press on your taint
 
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Didn't have the opportunity to try it.

Hard to have urge to pee if dick is hard for me. And when I need to pee I can't become hard.

YOU DON’T GET HARD TO DO IT BRO

WHAT’S THIS STRAIGHT MALE THOUGHT PROCESS!?!

What u said doesnt even make sense. If u squeeze ur cock how are u supposed to release any fluid out of it?
Assuming you need to ejaculate to orgasm. :feelsuhh:

Hard to have urge to pee if dick is hard for me. And when I need to pee I can't become hard.
Assuming you need to get erect to orgasm. :feelsuhh:

HOW TF DO YOU COPERS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GET YOU FEMALEISH ORGASMS? You just orgasm. Full-body. Waves of pleasure. Electrifying tingles. Just orgasm. No boner. No semen.
 
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YOU DON’T GET HARD TO DO IT BRO

WHAT’S THIS STRAIGHT MALE THOUGHT PROCESS!?!


Assuming you need to ejaculate to orgasm. :feelsuhh:


Assuming you need to get erect to orgasm. :feelsuhh:

HOW TF DO YOU COPERS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GET YOU FEMALEISH ORGASMS? You just orgasm. Full-body. Waves of pleasure. Electrifying tingles. Just orgasm. No boner. No semen.

I will update when the opportunity comes where I can do it.
 
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Good thread, I might try this sometime.

Maybe this could change my life.

It ruined my life.


Rip dopamine receptors if legit
 
How to Have Full-Body Orgasms that Last Unlimited Time in 5 Steps
  1. Wait until your bladder has a significant volume of urine
  2. Get into pissing position (stand in front of a toilet like you’re about to pee but don’t pee)
  3. Grab your cock
  4. Squeeze your cock tightly enough so urine won’t escape the cock when you do step 5
  5. Relax your sphincters
  6. (optional) Press on your taint
At this point nust buy a 10 inch dildo faggot
 
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I can do this but without the pee and holding your dick shut, so good fuark
 
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