swaggerdoodle
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Build a time machine, travel back to the medieval ages. Criminalmax and get sentenced to be stretched on the wheel. Then, before death, have a friend save you right before you get ripped in half and then escape back to the time machine while getting chased by medieval normies with spears and pitchforks. You will then come back taller from being stretched