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My very first Guide so hope it helps
What this thread will contain;
How To Order Without Your Parents Knowing.
If your over 16 in most countries you can open a bank account, so you can simply tell your parents to open one up for you (its really easy) if they ask why just say, you need one for a job in the future or even now.
You can also get Revalout adults, but a bank account is better in my opinion because your parents might ask to see transactions or if they find themselves in your Revalout app your fucked.
when you have your supplier they'll ask you to bank transfer, when completed what your going to want to do its go to a parcel pod app (OOHPOD)they look like this
How to get the parcel past parents customs.
When the OOHPOD tells you that your parcel has arrived you obviously go get it and say your going to the shop, gym or wherever (if home alone even better),
when you go bring a bag and a jumper or coat in that bag (so you can hide the package under it) when you get back have a designated hiding spot already in mind. Do the exact same with your syringe and alcohol wipes.
How to dispose of the parcel and shipping label and syringes/alcohol wipes.
when you have unpackaged your pharmaceuticals hide it somewhere and when you leave the house next bring it with you (chop the address number up into small bits, you don't have to though only if you want to be SUPER precautious) then just dump it in a bin anywhere so your parents don't ask what you got in the post.
Disposal of syringes and alcohol wipes.
with these you have to be more careful so keep the caps of the syringes and put them back on when you've used them then when you have used 20-30 or so you will have had put them in a plastic bag just put that bag in you actual bag and leave the house then go to a PUBLIC bin and swiftly put them in it, and go on about your day.
Where do hide the pharmaceuticals and how to NOT get caught.
If they are orals or creams just hide them in your room at room temperature, find a very niche place for example behind radiator, on top of your dresser, in old boxes like airpod boxes, shoe boxes.
But for roids obviously there going to want to be in a fridge, for me I have a mini fridge with a lock that came with it.
you can buy one, and say it is for drinks or anything that you can make up, lock it, and say the reason you have it locked is because you don't want anyone else eating/drinking your stuff in it.
Or you can order an Insulin mini fridge (seen on the right) they are around 70-90 Euros but they do need to be plugged in so i'd
find a plug in the wall or plug it in the extender and hide it from there (not very easy to hide). Again I recommend the big fridge.
For safety precautions in the big fridge, your going to hide them in something IN the fridge or have a lot of stuff in there and hide it in one thing so its harder to find if they end up looking in the fridge.
Conclusion.
With this Guide and carried out perfectly they wont suspect a thing, try to divert them away from hiding spots as much as possible so they don't find the hiding spots.
Any questions, just ask.
Thank you for reading
What this thread will contain;
how to order without your parents knowing.
how to get the parcel past parents customs.
how to dispose of the parcel and shipping label and syringes/alcohol wipes.
where do hide the pharmaceuticals and how to NOT get caught.
how to get the parcel past parents customs.
how to dispose of the parcel and shipping label and syringes/alcohol wipes.
where do hide the pharmaceuticals and how to NOT get caught.
How To Order Without Your Parents Knowing.
If your over 16 in most countries you can open a bank account, so you can simply tell your parents to open one up for you (its really easy) if they ask why just say, you need one for a job in the future or even now.
You can also get Revalout adults, but a bank account is better in my opinion because your parents might ask to see transactions or if they find themselves in your Revalout app your fucked.
when you have your supplier they'll ask you to bank transfer, when completed what your going to want to do its go to a parcel pod app (OOHPOD)they look like this
So you go on to the app I recommend buying the bundle of 4 so you can use them in the future(you can also use the uses whenever you want) when bought you tell you supplier to put you OOHPOD ID in the address section along with your address and phone number then you will be able to get SMS messages when it lands in the locker along with tracking.
How to get the parcel past parents customs.
When the OOHPOD tells you that your parcel has arrived you obviously go get it and say your going to the shop, gym or wherever (if home alone even better),
when you go bring a bag and a jumper or coat in that bag (so you can hide the package under it) when you get back have a designated hiding spot already in mind. Do the exact same with your syringe and alcohol wipes.
How to dispose of the parcel and shipping label and syringes/alcohol wipes.
when you have unpackaged your pharmaceuticals hide it somewhere and when you leave the house next bring it with you (chop the address number up into small bits, you don't have to though only if you want to be SUPER precautious) then just dump it in a bin anywhere so your parents don't ask what you got in the post.
Disposal of syringes and alcohol wipes.
with these you have to be more careful so keep the caps of the syringes and put them back on when you've used them then when you have used 20-30 or so you will have had put them in a plastic bag just put that bag in you actual bag and leave the house then go to a PUBLIC bin and swiftly put them in it, and go on about your day.
Where do hide the pharmaceuticals and how to NOT get caught.
If they are orals or creams just hide them in your room at room temperature, find a very niche place for example behind radiator, on top of your dresser, in old boxes like airpod boxes, shoe boxes.
But for roids obviously there going to want to be in a fridge, for me I have a mini fridge with a lock that came with it.
you can buy one, and say it is for drinks or anything that you can make up, lock it, and say the reason you have it locked is because you don't want anyone else eating/drinking your stuff in it.
Or you can order an Insulin mini fridge (seen on the right) they are around 70-90 Euros but they do need to be plugged in so i'd
find a plug in the wall or plug it in the extender and hide it from there (not very easy to hide). Again I recommend the big fridge.
For safety precautions in the big fridge, your going to hide them in something IN the fridge or have a lot of stuff in there and hide it in one thing so its harder to find if they end up looking in the fridge.
Conclusion.
With this Guide and carried out perfectly they wont suspect a thing, try to divert them away from hiding spots as much as possible so they don't find the hiding spots.
Any questions, just ask.
Thank you for reading
