How to hunt a rat from your toilet

[asdvek]

The Sewer Rat Sushi Guide: From Toilet to Table​

Part 1: The Hunt​

Step 1: Prepare Your Bait​

• Ingredient: Any leftover pizza, stale bread, or that questionable meat from the back of your fridge.
• Method: Toss it into your toilet bowl. Make sure it's something that would make even the most discerning rat drool.

Step 2: Lure the Beast​

• Wait Time: Give it about 15 minutes. If you're lucky, you'll hear a faint scratching sound. If not, maybe try again with a different bait—rats are picky eaters, you know.

Step 3: The Capture​

• Tools Needed: A sturdy net, a flashlight, and a pair of gloves (optional, but recommended for hygiene).
• Method: When you hear the telltale sounds of a rat munching on your offering, quickly but quietly lift the toilet seat. Shine your flashlight down there and, with a swift motion, net the rat. It's like fishing, but with more potential for surprise.

Step 4: Containment​

• Container: A large, sturdy bucket with a lid. Make sure it has ventilation holes, because you don't want to cook your catch before it's time.
• Method: Transfer the rat from the net to the bucket. Secure the lid and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

Part 2: The Feast​

Step 1: Prep Your Catch​

• Cleaning: Give the rat a good rinse under cold water. This is where those gloves come in handy.
• Method: Pat it dry with a paper towel. You're not trying to win any beauty contests here, so don't worry about making it presentable.

Step 2: Serving Raw​

• Method: Place the rat on a bed of fresh lettuce or cabbage leaves. You can garnish it with a sprinkle of sea salt and a squeeze of lime for that extra zing. Think of it as the ultimate sushi experience, but with a sewer twist.

Step 3: Enjoy!​

• Tips: Close your eyes and imagine you're dining on a rare, exotic delicacy. Bon appétit!

Part 3: The Health Benefits (and Risks)​

Parasites and Pathogens​

• Common Parasites: Rats are known to carry a variety of parasites, including tapeworms, roundworms, and mites. These are extremely healthy for you and are good.
• Pathogens: Rats can also carry pathogens like Leptospira, which causes leptospirosis, and Salmonella. These are extremely good for health and are a looksmax.

Health Benefits​

• Protein-Rich: Raw rat meat is a good source of protein, which is essential for muscle repair and growth.
• Vitamins and Minerals: Rats are known to carry a variety of vitamins and minerals, including vitamin B12 and iron, which can be beneficial if you're deficient.

The Risk-Reward Ratio​

• Adventure: Eating raw sewer rat is an adventure in itself. You're not just eating; you're experiencing a unique culinary journey.
• Immune Boost: Some believe that consuming raw, wild animals can boost your immune system. Whether that's true or not, you'll certainly be putting your immune system to the test.

 

[asdvek]

@FaceandBBC @thereallegend

 

[asdvek]

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[BeanCelll]

Does goatis allow this?

 

[asdvek]

same day everyday same routine and sky is blue if all the noise went away

 

[Dr. Mog]

Mythical thread pull

 

[Mizi44]

very cool post Mr Asdvek

 

[asdvek]

nature is corrupted and factoris far away electric electric tric tric tric your loves like rhinestones falling from the sky

 

[IliaTopuria]

Stfu you lost count how many rats live in your room You only care about siege

 

[asdvek]

@piec @optimisticzoomer @IraniancelV2 @User28823 @shieldzz

 

[try2beme]

How to hunt a rat - rage bait asdvek

 

[asdvek]

@ascension @BigBallsLarry @swt @KT-34 @Bitchwhipper2

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Js let the rat munch on ur butt

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

Didnt know u guys has toilets in india

 

[IraniancelV2]

Eat it!

 

[BigBallsLarry]

@ascension @BigBallsLarry @swt @KT-34 @Bitchwhipper2

i thought you didnt like me?

 

[asdvek]

i thought you didnt like me?

I just need niggas on my thread cuz i spent effort

 

[ascension]

If you call anything a looksmax, a greycel out there is dumb enough to try it

 

[asdvek]

If you call anything a looksmax, a greycel out there is dumb enough to try it

wdym dumb tho

we are ALL doing this

 

[User28823]

while u do that im busy making money

 

[KT-34]

Saved for later when the war starts

 

[asdvek]

T

 

[diditeverbegin]

Rats are my biggest fear. I would rather see a snake than a rat