How to ki** myself without ki**ing myself?

[.*my*.]

I am in love with a girl and there is a 90% chance that she likes me based on her behavior and 90% chance that she doesn't like me based on my past experiences with girls.

If she doesn't like me like all of them I want to off myself but stay alive. How can I ki** myself without actually doing it? (i.e. drugs, sleep deprivation, aspyxiation etc.)

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Ya don’t.

 

[.*my*.]

Ya don’t.

I want a way out and since God has put a curse on me I am screwed

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I want a way out and since God has put a curse on me I am screwed

God doesn’t curse people.

 

[.*my*.]

God doesn’t curse people. Why? You are meaningless to Him in the end. You can’t even move mountains. Would you curse a fly? You wouldn’t, because it is ultimately meaningless. People could put a curse on you. Like me, for ugh reacting me. See you on your funeral, dickhead. I’ll be the one dancing.

Jews weren't cursed?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

That was mean of me. I apologize.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Jews weren't cursed?

Yahoodis are cursed of course. But that’s because they broke the covenant with god. You don’t have one with Him.

 

[.*my*.]

Yahoodis are cursed of course. But that’s because they broke the covenant with god. You don’t have one with Him.

Magic is a type of curse and happens only with the permission of God. That's just one example of a curse. It can happen to anyone.

There are many other types of curses

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Magic is a type of curse and happens only with the permission of God. That's just one example of a curse. It can happen to anyone.

There are many other types of curses

I don’t believe magic happens anymore. After all I don’t see it happening anymore. But God Himself does not curse people. He has no reason for that. He will give you your due on Judgment day based on what you did. If you did good you will be given more rewards. If you did bad you will be thrown into the fire.

 

[BongMog]

Nigga wants to kiss himself with drugs lmao cumskin brain

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Nigga wants to kiss himself with drugs lmao cumskin brain

He’s Tiras not an Edomite, you retarded Elamite.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Instead killing yourself kill your ennemies

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Instead killing yourself kill your ennemies

Keep your friends close but your “ennemies” closer.

 

[.*my*.]

I don’t believe magic happens anymore. After all I don’t see it happening anymore. But God Himself does not curse people. He has no reason for that. He will give you your due on Judgment day based on what you did. If you did good you will be given more rewards. If you did bad you will be thrown into the fire.

Ok bro there is no curse. Damn near 23 years old not even a hint of anyone even caring about me despite me trying and being not ugly. Not a curse bro