how to kill yourself without pain

[Deleted member 6217]

post theories

 

[Deleted member 7776]

I fucking wish I knew

I do not condone suicide.

(I'm not suicidal)

 

[AbandonShip]

Sodium thiopental.


This post is for informative purposes only. I do not condone suicide.

 

[Deleted member 6217]

I fucking wish I knew

life is pain brother I wish you the best you have always been nice towards
me

 

[AbandonShip]

You probably don't wanna kill yourself. It takes a lot of balls to end one's life painless or not.
The moment you feel your life ending is when you regret your decision. Trust me, the urge to live is too strong

 

[Deleted member 6217]

You probably don't wanna kill yourself. It takes a lot of balls to end one's life painless or not.
The moment you feel your life ending is when you regret your decision. Trust me, the urge to live is too strong

idc i got bullied by foids and made fun of today i wannt to end it quick

 

[AbandonShip]

idc i got bullied by foids and made fun of today i wannt to end it quick

Grow a pair. "Muh i got made fun of so i am gonna kms". Inject T unironically

 

[Deleted member 7776]

You probably don't wanna kill yourself. It takes a lot of balls to end one's life painless or not.
The moment you feel your life ending is when you regret your decision. Trust me, the urge to live is too strong

Why did Mother Nature give us survival instinct? It makes no sense, survival instinct and darwinism contradict each other.

 

[Deleted member 8355]

idc i got bullied by foids and made fun of today i wannt to end it quick

Don't let those dumb whores dictate your life and make you feel like that brother. Fuck them

 

[Deleted member 6217]

Grow a pair. "Muh i got made fun of so i am gonna kms". Inject T unironically

i am already injecting T it just hurt me so much that ill always be the clown but never the attractive one

 

[AbandonShip]

Why did Mother Nature give us survival instinct? It makes no sense, we're genetic trash subhumans, we're supposed to die.

Nothing makes sense . That's how life is.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Nothing makes sense . That's how life is.

I believe only a select few (%-wise) can truly enjoy life, the rest, the majority of people never will. Life is a scam unless you were born to be one of the elite.

 

[Deleted]

Jumping of really tall building so you can reach Max speed and you should die on impact

(i do not condone suicide)

 

[Vermilioncore]

As bad as my life could possibly get, I’d never kill myself. There’s always something to live for, be it food, games, music, etc. In other words, happiness is everywhere if you stop having expectations for a good life

 

[Deleted member 6217]

Jumping of really tall building so you can reach Max speed and you should die on impact

(i do not condone suicide)

too scared to do that bro

 

[Tusseleif]

i am already injecting T it just hurt me so much that ill always be the clown but never the attractive one

Same here. Even if I looksmaxx, I’ll probably forever be a clown in people’s eyes, and I used to get bullied too, which killed all the self esteem I had. If there is one way I want to go it will be to blow my head off with a shotgun

 

[AbandonShip]

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Jumping of really tall building so you can reach Max speed and you should die on impact

(i do not condone suicide)

What a shitty method. Even roping mogs(if you do it correctly)

I do not condone suicide.

 

[Deleted]

too scared to do that bro

If your actually suicidal ur not

losing all hope is freedom
Its only after we’ve lost everything that were free to do anything

 

[Deleted member 8355]

Same here. Even if I looksmaxx, I’ll probably forever be a clown in people’s eyes, and I used to get bullied too, which killed all the self esteem I had. If there is one way I want to go it will be to blow my head off with a shotgun

Move and start a new life after you looksmax.

 

[Vermilioncore]

As bad as my life could possibly get, I’d never kill myself. There’s always something to live for, be it food, games, music, etc. In other words, happiness is everywhere if you stop having expectations for a good life

The only way I’d see myself roping is if I get cancer and it’s too painful. Then I’d be a roping subhuman. XD

 

[Lux]

I wouldn't recommend killing yourself. Here are some ideas though:

• heroin overdose
• alcohol overdose
• percocet overdose
• carbon monoxide poisoning (car in the garage)
• Jump off a really tall building and hit the ground head first (it will explode instantaneously)
• Blow your head up with explosives (I've made a couple of guides)

 

[Deleted]

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What a shitty method. Even roping mogs(if you do it correctly)

I do not condone suicide.

No roping looks horrible and they will know who you are if you jump from empire state (tourists can get up there) your body won’t be identifiable ull just be goosh

 

[Deleted member 8355]

If your actually suicidal ur not

losing all hope is freedom
Its only after we’ve lost everything that were free to do anything

its only after we’ve lost everything that were free to do anything - Discount Brad Pitt

 

[Tusseleif]

Move and start a new life after you looksmax.

That’s what I plan to do. I don’t want to live in the same city as the scum I grew up with

 

[Deleted member 7098]

too scared to do that bro

i saw a based polish dude buy a really long strong rope, tie it around his neck and the other end around a tree and literally speed with his car until he got decapitated in an instance. probably most painless way you can go for

also don't kill yourself, if it's only because you're ugly just scam some banks and credit-card companies and use the money to surgery max everything and default on the loans afterwards.

 

[s3-s3]

idc i got bullied by foids and made fun of today i wannt to end it quick

Don’t do it my fellow late bloomer king.

We'll ascend no matter what and laugh about our shitty past.


+ how’s your tumor stack going? Did you gain any height?

 

[Deleted member 6217]

Don’t do it my fellow late bloomer king.

We'll ascend no matter what and laugh about our shitty past.


+ how’s your tumor stack going? Did you gain any height?

not yet brother i appreciate your comment im in so much pain now I will do anything do make it better

 

[AbandonShip]

I wouldn't recommend killing yourself. Here are some ideas though:

• heroin overdose
• alcohol overdose
• percocet overdose
• carbon monoxide poisoning (car in the garage)
• Jump off a really tall building and hit the ground head first (it will explode instantaneously)
• Blow your head up with explosives (I've made a couple of guides)

Heroin overdoese can get really bad if you end up choking on your vomit

Jumping off a tall building head first might not work due to air resistance changing your orientation

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Heroin overdoese can get really bad if you end up choking on your vomit

most of them sound horrific and have a huge error margin.

 

[Copemaxxing]

ngl I got brutally rejected by a hoe recently and it hit my ego so hard that I would like to jump of a bridge tbh. But I dont I want to ascend and than mog everyone. You will ascend too buddyboyo. You will mog everyone

 

[s3-s3]

That’s what I plan to do. I don’t want to live in the same city as the scum I grew up with

Lookmaxx. Gymmaxx. Surgerymaxx. HGHmaxx. Testmaxx. Martial Artsmaxx.

Then go to your bully and beat him to near death + photograph him.

yeah and don’t forget to rape his girlfriend

 

[AbandonShip]

most of them sound horrific and have a huge error margin.

Most reliable method is shotgun to the head. Extremely high success rate. Combine that with a short acting barbiturate and there's no chance you'll survive

 

[Deleted]

Heroin overdoese can get really bad if you end up choking on your vomit

Jumping off a tall building head first might not work due to air resistance changing your orientation

If the building is tall enough rotation doesn’t matter just don’t be that guy who jumped from like 6 stories and still lived all fucked up

 

[Mr.cope]

too scared to do that bro

Let someone push you
I do not condone suicide

 

[Deleted member 6217]

I apreciate all your comments bros

 

[AbandonShip]

If the building is tall enough rotation doesn’t matter just don’t be that guy who jumped from like 6 stories and still lived all fucked up

You will reach terminal velocity soon after you jump.After that you wont gain any speed. It doesn't matter if you jump from a 6 story building or a 13 story one.

 

[Mr.cope]

If the building is tall enough rotation doesn’t matter just don’t be that guy who jumped from like 6 stories and still lived all fucked up

Ive seen people still survive on bestgore

 

[Deleted member 6217]

it was a joke police pls dont fuck me tommorow

 

[Deleted]

You will reach terminal velocity soon after you jump.After that you wont gain any speed. It doesn't matter if you jump from a 6 story building or a 13 story one.

You don’t reach it after 6 stories

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Most reliable method is shotgun to the head. Extremely high success rate. Combine that with a short acting barbiturate and there's no chance you'll survive

sad we don't have this anymore. based sand-niggers in saudi-arabia are still decapitating people with swords. if it's a clean cut-off it's the most painless way you can go out.

the polish dude went for the same, just rip-off his head in one go. based for having the balls for that tbh.

[Vehicle-assisted suicide with a nylon rope causing complete decapitation] - PubMed

The present case deals with the unusual suicide method of a 36-year-old man who fastened one end of a nylon rope to a tree, guided the other end into a van through the open tailgate and placed the loop round his neck. Then he stepped on the accelerator. Before, he had marked the point on the...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[RAITEIII]

also don't kill yourself, if it's only because you're ugly just scam some banks and credit-card companies and use the money to surgery max everything and default on the loans afterwards.

Teach us tbh I need to finance my research on dickmaxx you could benefit and I'd be saved too

#MasqueradeBlueCel

 

[AbandonShip]

You don’t reach it after 6 stories

Maybe. But it's a shit method imo

 

[Introvertednarc]

it was a joke police pls dont fuck me tommorow

Mirin ur attention whoring tbh

 

[Deleted]

Maybe. But it's a shit method imo

"A free-falling 120lb [54kg] woman would have a terminal velocity of about 38m per second," says Howie Weiss, a maths professor at Penn State University. "And she would achieve 95% of this speed in about seven seconds." That equates to a fall of around 167m, which is nearer 55 storeys high”

not even 55 storeys would be enough for terminal velocity and 38m/s would kill anyone on tarmac

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Teach us tbh I need to finance my research on dickmaxx you could benefit and I'd be saved too

#MasqueradeBlueCel

get hired for some bad job so you can show some stable income, apply for car loans and bunch of credit cards and just maxx-them out and use the money to buy bitcoins you hide away.

then you default on the loans and use the money for all your necessary surgeries. i think you can't earn more than living wage for like 2-3 years and can't run a company in 6-8 and then you‘re debt free and chad-looking. recovering from all surgeries will take time anyways, so it's a win-win

 

[Deleted member 5746]

Carbon Monoxide poisoning in car

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Inject t asap faggot

 

[Tyronecell]

Good suicide material ngl

 

[s3-s3]

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sad we don't have this anymore. based sand-niggers in saudi-arabia are still decapitating people with swords. if it's a clean cut-off it's the most painless way you can go out.

the polish dude went for the same, just rip-off his head in one go. based for having the balls for that tbh.

[Vehicle-assisted suicide with a nylon rope causing complete decapitation] - PubMed

The present case deals with the unusual suicide method of a 36-year-old man who fastened one end of a nylon rope to a tree, guided the other end into a van through the open tailgate and placed the loop round his neck. Then he stepped on the accelerator. Before, he had marked the point on the...

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

What if I told you I’ve seen it with my own eyes..

tbh I was shocked and scared when I saw a real execution infront of me (btw the scum raped a little girl and killed her) but at the same time it was so fast and unpainful the body just stopped with no motion at all


Edit: it was with a sharp sword

 

[Deathrasher42]

I will kill myself in pain by burning myself alive (and jumping off a tall skyscraper)