HOW TO KILL YOURSELF?

[Deleted member 8608]

I'm being serious, I feel my life is senseless, I haven't been happy for the paat 3 years, everyday is the same shit, I doesnt enjoy anything, Ive been thinking about ending it all. I want to know how I could do it, painless and quick.

 

[Deleted member 6785]

just rot on this forum till natural death
trust me it is super quick

 

[Azoriko]

Sad shit. hope you get a grip soon on your life

 

[Deleted member 6785]

I'm being serious

how old are you bro? if u don mind

 

[Pillarman]

How smart to ask living people how to die, go talk to your great grandfathers

 

[Deleted member 4430]

sodium nitrite

 

[Danish_Retard]

tbh I'd probably just do a lot of drugs without a care in the world and eventually OD if I wanted to rope.

 

[Azoriko]

idk, I had lots of dreams, now its over

You're young u be fine nigga. hold strong.

 

[Deleted member 6785]

20

you're still young, stay for another 3 years, only you can make the future be

 

[Deleted member 5258]

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Don’t kill yourself. If you kill yourself I’ll kill myself.

 

[Azoriko]

idk, being virgin at 20 doesnt help either

Some people are dying with cancer and would very much like to be replaced with you, I'm sure you can handle the fact that you're a virgin.

 

[Deleted member 7866]

u said yu have a gf

 

[Azoriko]

Don’t kill yourself. If you kill yourself I’ll kill myself.

One of the best responses I have seen here JFL

 

[Deleted member 8765]

Go Virginia tech

 

[6’1cel]

I'm being serious, I feel my life is senseless, I haven't been happy for the paat 3 years, everyday is the same shit, I doesnt enjoy anything, Ive been thinking about ending it all. I want to know how I could do it, painless and quick.

get mogged to death by me

 

[Azoriko]

why do I have to compare with other people? there are people that are living in mansions and with miliona. why the comparison its always with someone in a badder situation?

You're right, I understand that. But the fact that you're a virgin, really not that much of a big deal. specifically that bothers me. apparently there are things around it.

 

[Deleted member 8765]

so? she is gonna leave for chad and almost no girls have interest in me

I don’t condone violence but... Virginia Tech

 

[Deleted member 8765]

i dont care about being a virgin, but I care that I'm a virgin because of how I am, theres a big difference

Damn same here bro, I feel like a walking subhuman. I couldn’t even care about sex I care about missing out on teenage love cause of autism and soyciety. I’m willing to die for the next Hitler that rises tbh.

 

[some1h0peless]

 

[Azoriko]

i dont care about being a virgin, but I care that I'm a virgin because of how I am, theres a big difference

I KNOW IT. that's what i'm sayin tbh. i don't really know your whole situation, you said virgin and that's it. so i'm sayin hold strong.

 

[Deleted member 8765]

I am gl, but I was bullied when I was a kid plus I have asperger

Copy paste of me

 

[Deleted member 8765]

Most NT people wont understand this

They deserve to perish

 

[some1h0peless]

the problem is not being a virgin, is that I feel very lonely and alienated although having friends

death is guaranteed and it's coming for you so just wait it out and sooner or later you'll die without having to do anything

 

[Deleted member 5145]

Joyride and wrap the car around a tree going 90

 

[Deleted member 8765]

death is guaranteed and it's coming for you so just wait it out and sooner or later you'll die without having to do anything

Or you could blow up a BLM protest both sound unique and daring... perhaps the latter much more but either way man playing rising Storm Vietnam for 40 years sounds cool.

 

[Azoriko]

apparently there are things around it.

the problem is not being a virgin, is that I feel very lonely and alienated although having friends

yeah i know it, it's always the same.

 

[Azoriko]

thank god

Until you wake up in hell because you stole gum at the grocery store

 

[some1h0peless]

Or you could blow up a BLM protest both sound unique and daring... perhaps the latter much more but either way man playing rising Storm Vietnam for 40 years sounds cool.

Exactly. The best thing about rotting is comfort, and you don't have to put effort into anything in your life so just sit back and relax, eat some good food and wait it out.

 

[Azoriko]

I don't recommend anything here, but I always thought it was cool to rent a Ferrari and just jump with it from some bridge at lightning speed with heavy dubstep in the background, I will probably do it at an old age

 

[Deleted member 8765]

I need to chill out or else people will think I’m a Fed

 

[TITUS]

You must do it the russian way, that is, to set yourself on fire and jump out of a window, while stabbing yourself.