How to kiss a girl - Efficient Guide

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

I was searching for a post like this before I first kissed a girl, but in every post I clicked on it was just low iq shitposters commenting "just be chad" or "you just put your lips against hers". I think some people (including myself) are looking for like an actual in depth guide that tells you everything abt making out and such, bc if someone is feeling nervous it might nto come naturally to them. This is a low dopamine thread so sorry for that but im too lazy to add a bunch of pictures and stuff. Also its short because unlike most ppl I dont add bloat just to make myself seem smarter.

So not going into the right moment or anything, the physical actions you should be doing are:

1. Getting your face close to hers and looking into her eyes
2. Lean in while tilting your head to the right and looking at her lips
3. Close your eyes only at the last second
4. Now, u can just do the (smooch) motion on her lips
5. If you want to make out, continously do this smooching over and over again, slightly tilting your head and lips, kissing her top and bottom lip
6. If you want to, you can gently grab the back of her heand, waist, butt, etc depending on if shes into it or not.

Funda mentally, your just doing the basic smooching movement over and over again, but adding motion and change to it each time. Make sure your lips are not chapped.

 

[NoExit]

written like a true KHV

 

[follicel]

just go snorkling for a bit

 

[HundredManSlayer]

1. be attractive

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Bump

 

[Fleisch]

Me and the chuds are praying for your downfall
@Monicaa @Volksstaffel @KanyeEast

 

[Volksstaffel]

I was searching for a post like this before I first kissed a girl, but in every post I clicked on it was just low iq shitposters commenting "just be chad" or "you just put your lips against hers". I think some people (including myself) are looking for like an actual in depth guide that tells you everything abt making out and such, bc if someone is feeling nervous it might nto come naturally to them. This is a low dopamine thread so sorry for that but im too lazy to add a bunch of pictures and stuff. Also its short because unlike most ppl I dont add bloat just to make myself seem smarter.

So not going into the right moment or anything, the physical actions you should be doing are:

1. Getting your face close to hers and looking into her eyes
2. Lean in while tilting your head to the right and looking at her lips
3. Close your eyes only at the last second
4. Now, u can just do the (smooch) motion on her lips
5. If you want to make out, continously do this smooching over and over again, slightly tilting your head and lips, kissing her top and bottom lip
6. If you want to, you can gently grab the back of her heand, waist, butt, etc depending on if shes into it or not.

Funda mentally, your just doing the basic smooching movement over and over again, but adding motion and change to it each time. Make sure your lips are not chapped.

Won't need this any time soon

 

[medialcanthus]

its not that deep tbh its more of an in the moment thing than something worthy of a comprehensive guide

only tip for khhvs is dont lick your lips or have a wet mouth

 

[NudeSelfiesTilliDie]

Me and the chuds are praying for your downfall
@Monicaa @Volksstaffel @KanyeEast

Faurk i just wanna be one of the cool users

 

[motionmantris]

step 1. be htn+ or mtn with height

 

[negativ_canthalshit]

I was searching for a post like this before I first kissed a girl, but in every post I clicked on it was just low iq shitposters commenting "just be chad" or "you just put your lips against hers". I think some people (including myself) are looking for like an actual in depth guide that tells you everything abt making out and such, bc if someone is feeling nervous it might nto come naturally to them. This is a low dopamine thread so sorry for that but im too lazy to add a bunch of pictures and stuff. Also its short because unlike most ppl I dont add bloat just to make myself seem smarter.

So not going into the right moment or anything, the physical actions you should be doing are:

1. Getting your face close to hers and looking into her eyes
2. Lean in while tilting your head to the right and looking at her lips
3. Close your eyes only at the last second
4. Now, u can just do the (smooch) motion on her lips
5. If you want to make out, continously do this smooching over and over again, slightly tilting your head and lips, kissing her top and bottom lip
6. If you want to, you can gently grab the back of her heand, waist, butt, etc depending on if shes into it or not.

Funda mentally, your just doing the basic smooching movement over and over again, but adding motion and change to it each time. Make sure your lips are not chapped.

What if shes a dumb retard and she won't stop tounge FUCKING you and making you gag cause she's straddling your uvula

 

[introvertedextrover]

I was searching for a post like this before I first kissed a girl, but in every post I clicked on it was just low iq shitposters commenting "just be chad" or "you just put your lips against hers". I think some people (including myself) are looking for like an actual in depth guide that tells you everything abt making out and such, bc if someone is feeling nervous it might nto come naturally to them. This is a low dopamine thread so sorry for that but im too lazy to add a bunch of pictures and stuff. Also its short because unlike most ppl I dont add bloat just to make myself seem smarter.

So not going into the right moment or anything, the physical actions you should be doing are:

1. Getting your face close to hers and looking into her eyes
2. Lean in while tilting your head to the right and looking at her lips
3. Close your eyes only at the last second
4. Now, u can just do the (smooch) motion on her lips
5. If you want to make out, continously do this smooching over and over again, slightly tilting your head and lips, kissing her top and bottom lip
6. If you want to, you can gently grab the back of her heand, waist, butt, etc depending on if shes into it or not.

Funda mentally, your just doing the basic smooching movement over and over again, but adding motion and change to it each time. Make sure your lips are not chapped.

dnr, useless guide never gonna use