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Before we get started, your facial bones are the real haircut ofcourse. but for any softmaxxers & normies heres a guide.
First lets learn the 3 Main bones for hair.
1. Occipital Bone
The occipital bone is a single, saucer-shaped cranial bone that forms the back and base of the skull
2. Parietal Bone
The parietal bone is a pair of large, curved flat bones that form the upper sides and roof of the skull.
3. Frontal Bone
The frontal bone is a single, shell-shaped skull bone composed of the squamous (forehead), orbital (eye socket roof), and nasal parts
Now that we understand the 3 bones our hair lays on, let’s figure out what haircut is best for you.
Group 1: Get a buzzcut.
If you fit this criteria, a buzzcut will suit you best.
- You have a well developed Occipital AND Parietal bone
- 7.25+ Dimorphism
- 7.00+ Angularity
If you fit into this category, a buzz is perfect for a textbook school bully chad look.
Josh Mcgregor is a prime example of this.
Group 2: Grow your hair LONG.
If you fit this criteria, growing out long hair will suit you best.
- Average/Poorly Developed Occipital, Parietal AND Frontal bone
- <6.10 Dimorphism
- <6.00 Angularity
- Preferably high harmony
If you fit into this category, go for a prettyboy look, you androgynous mfer
Group 3: Short/Medium/Long Hair
If you fit this criteria, these hairstyles will suit your skull.
- Average Occipital & Parietal Bone
- Good Frontal Bone
- 5.00 - 6.00 Dimorphism
- 5.00 - 6.00 Angularity
- 55 - Any% Harmony
- Any Misc
Congrats, you’re probably the average joe if you fit into group 3, so dont cope with hair too much unless you fit into the other categories.
First lets learn the 3 Main bones for hair.
1. Occipital Bone
The occipital bone is a single, saucer-shaped cranial bone that forms the back and base of the skull
2. Parietal Bone
The parietal bone is a pair of large, curved flat bones that form the upper sides and roof of the skull.
3. Frontal Bone
The frontal bone is a single, shell-shaped skull bone composed of the squamous (forehead), orbital (eye socket roof), and nasal parts
Now that we understand the 3 bones our hair lays on, let’s figure out what haircut is best for you.
Group 1: Get a buzzcut.
If you fit this criteria, a buzzcut will suit you best.
- You have a well developed Occipital AND Parietal bone
- 7.25+ Dimorphism
- 7.00+ Angularity
If you fit into this category, a buzz is perfect for a textbook school bully chad look.
Josh Mcgregor is a prime example of this.
Group 2: Grow your hair LONG.
If you fit this criteria, growing out long hair will suit you best.
- Average/Poorly Developed Occipital, Parietal AND Frontal bone
- <6.10 Dimorphism
- <6.00 Angularity
- Preferably high harmony
If you fit into this category, go for a prettyboy look, you androgynous mfer
Group 3: Short/Medium/Long Hair
If you fit this criteria, these hairstyles will suit your skull.
- Average Occipital & Parietal Bone
- Good Frontal Bone
- 5.00 - 6.00 Dimorphism
- 5.00 - 6.00 Angularity
- 55 - Any% Harmony
- Any Misc
Congrats, you’re probably the average joe if you fit into group 3, so dont cope with hair too much unless you fit into the other categories.
