HOW TO KNOW WHEN SEX IS EXPECTED ON A DATE?

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So after being left on read for a third time by my oneitis I’ve decided to move on. I got a date with a cute French chick later this week. Problem is idk if she’s expecting sex or not. She’s gonna be driving an hour to meet me and if she’s expecting sex I gotta get an Airbnb cause I share my basement apartment with a ricecel roommate who never leaves. The sight of that ricecel will dry up any pussy in his vicinity so I can’t have that. Also I’m cheap so I don’t wanna book and find out she was only here to get drinks and hangout. Should I ask upfront? Would that ruin he vibe?
Tagging niggas who r good at tinder.
@Niko @the BULL @Blackgymmax
 
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Okay chad :rage::rage::rage:
 
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what do you mean if she expects sex
you absolute cuck
tell the rice to stay in his room because you're going to have sex and you don't want him to sui
 
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If you are chadlite+: she is expecting sex

If you are sub chadlite: she expexting to get buxxed
 
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So after being left on read for a third time by my oneitis I’ve decided to move on. I got a date with a cute French chick later this week. Problem is idk if she’s expecting sex or not. She’s gonna be driving an hour to meet me and if she’s expecting sex I gotta get an Airbnb cause I share my basement apartment with a ricecel roommate who never leaves. The sight of that ricecel will dry up any pussy in his vicinity so I can’t have that. Also I’m cheap so I don’t wanna book and find out she was only here to get drinks and hangout. Should I ask upfront? Would that ruin he vibe?
Tagging niggas who r good at tinder.
@Niko @the BULL @Blackgymmax
So what have you agreed on doing on the date or how did you invite her? Is it first date? Have you seen her before? Has she written anything sexual?
 
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what do you mean if she expects sex
you absolute cuck
tell the rice to stay in his room because you're going to have sex and you don't want him to sui
Ricecel doesn’t listen. Last thing I need is him going er on me. I don’t wanna fuck w him
 
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So what have you agreed on doing on the date or how did you invite her? Is it first date? Have you seen her before? Has she written anything sexual?
I said grab drinks. But she’s driving like an hour to see me. We haven’t talked sexually but that’s because I hate sexting. It’s a first date
 
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If you are chadlite+: she is expecting sex

If you are sub chadlite: she expexting to get buxxed
She said I’m good looking so idk
 
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If you are chadlite+: she is expecting sex

If you are sub chadlite: she expexting to get buxxed
what kind of girl drives 1 hour to steal a meal
you incels need a dedicated subforum at this point because you really don't know shit
 
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what kind of girl drives 1 hour to steal a meal
you incels need a dedicated subforum at this point because you really don't know shit
They feed off the attention
 
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I said grab drinks. But she’s driving like an hour to see me. We haven’t talked sexually but that’s because I hate sexting. It’s a first date
Oh damn, do you know if she's staying over?
 
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what kind of girl drives 1 hour to steal a meal
you incels need a dedicated subforum at this point because you really don't know shit
Nigga I’m a fool when it comes to women. They gotta explicitly tell me that they’re gonna be fucking me for me not to mess up
 
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They feed off the attention
PUUU
stay smoking weed like a lowlife and keep your t levels at laughable tier don't ever talk about girls
 
PUUU
stay smoking weed like a lowlife and keep your t levels at laughable tier don't ever talk about girls
No T-levels for my bones
 
No T-levels for my bones
yes t-level. you would start to stutter in the presence of a girl. no wonder they're disgusted by you, you're a drug addicted bug.
 
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yes t-level. you would start to stutter in the presence of a girl. no wonder they're disgusted by you, you're a drug addicted bug.
Nigga stop beefing w that bastard and give me advice. How do I ask her if we’re having sex
 
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yes t-level. you would start to stutter in the presence of a girl. no wonder they're disgusted by you, you're a drug addicted bug.
Im not addicted
 
Listen man

A wise man once said
You gotta take risks in life. So stop being a pusys and book the airbnb. Worst comes to worst youll be miserably blueballed in that airbnb. It is what it is

Take risks. Dont be pussy
 
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Nigga stop beefing w that bastard and give me advice. How do I ask her if we’re having sex
bruh just ask her if you're so concerned.
 
Idk. How should I discreetly ask this?
If she's driving and you're going for drinks you'll know she's likely to stay over I guess as she can't drink and drive, so just ask her in regards to that if she has any transportation option and in worst case scenario she's welcome to stay over
 
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Listen man

A wise man once said
You gotta take risks in life. So stop being a pusys and book the airbnb. Worst comes to worst youll be miserably blueballed in that airbnb. It is what it is

Take risks. Dont be pussy
I guess so. That’ll be brutal tho. Money down the drain just for me to jack off alone
 
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If she's driving and you're going for drinks you'll know she's likely to stay over I guess as she can't drink and drive, so just ask her in regards to that if she has any transportation option and in worst case scenario she's welcome to stay over
Highest iq when it comes to sex
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Im not addicted
yes you are. smoking every day is a massive incel trait, makes you depressed and low energy. the moment you stop you begin to be another person.
 
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yes you are. smoking every day is a massive incel trait, makes you depressed and low energy. the moment you stop you begin to be another person.
I have stopped before and im just as incel
 
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what vibe bro?? you're literally ordering her at home like a pizza.
She said she’d teach me French. I don’t wanna lose a perfectly good French teacher
 
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I guess so. That’ll be brutal tho. Money down the drain just for me to jack off alone
It is sometimes like that

You think Niko started off with fucking right in the pussy? No ... its a slow gradual progress

Look man worst comes to worst you can stare at your body in that AirBnb mirror and mire your gymcel progress
 
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It is sometimes like that

You think Niko started off with fucking right in the pussy? No ... its a slow gradual progress

Look man worst comes to worst you can stare at your body in that AirBnb mirror and mire your gymcel progress
I’ll slash her tires she’ll be forced to spend the night
 
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you miss every shot you dont take
 
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When they’re meeting up with crisick and not you
 
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It is sometimes like that

You think Niko started off with fucking right in the pussy? No ... its a slow gradual progress

Look man worst comes to worst you can stare at your body in that AirBnb mirror and mire your gymcel progress
Wheres my @?
I started before you knew what breast milk tasted like
 
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When they’re meeting up with crisick and not you
She’s 19 she doesn’t want his dried up dick when mines fresh and only mildly used
 
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Fuck it I’m gonna book the Airbnb. There’s no way I fuck this up.
 
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She’s gonna be driving an hour to meet me and if she’s expecting sex I gotta get an Airbnb cause I share my basement apartment with a ricecel roommate who never leaves. The sight of that ricecel will dry up any pussy in his vicinity so I can’t have that.
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Fuck it I’m gonna book the Airbnb. There’s no way I fuck this up.
Make sure its a good one like a $70/day kind of thing

Not some crack ville located Bnb
 
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She said she’d teach me French. I don’t wanna lose a perfectly good French teacher
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it seems like you need to UP your texting game boyo. who the fuck wants to learn french
 
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it seems like you need to UP your texting game boyo. who the fuck wants to learn french
I’m a gentleman. I converse with women. Make them feel good about themselves. Does it get me anywhere no? But who cares
 
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They usually come to my place and shit just happens on the couch or in my room
 
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I’m a gentleman. I converse with women. Make them feel good about themselves. Does it get me anywhere no? But who cares
that's why you get cucked. women just want to be dominated in bed and feel disgusting
 
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it seems like you need to UP your texting game boyo. who the fuck wants to learn french
text is in swedish bro

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@Niko @ReadBooksEveryday this guy really claiming one of Arvids slays jfl
 
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They usually come to my place and shit just happens on the couch or in my room
That’s what I usually do but this chick was pretty good looking so I tried not to be to obvious and now idk
 
She’s 19 she doesn’t want his dried up dick when mines fresh and only mildly used
I’m gonna be real with you I just assumed you were ugly and only read the title and wrote my immediate thoughts

Now that I read the thread, my suggestion would be to not think that deeply into it..

i.e getting a room
beforehand, worrying about whether she’s expecting sex or not etc

When you haven’t discussed either.

Because you’re gonna be mad at her internally
if you get a room and she doesn’t fuck, even though that was never something you guys talked about beforehand and it would have only been your fault.

I’d say worry about LOOKING GOOD when you see her, having no bloat etc. and making sure she actually ends up hanging out.. i.e staying in semi touch with her before hanging out texting maybe a couple times a day

If she ends up wanting to fuck (i.e you not screwing anything up cuz if she’s driving an hour away she already decided you’re past her threshold) then you guys will figure out a way easily when it’s time…

She may even invite you to her damn car..

When a girl wants sex she’s gonna get it…

Also you could text your roomate to dip while you’re about to head back with her…and tell him you’ll buy him dinner or something if he leaves for like an hour or so..

And it ends up way cheaper than getting a room and the experience is better..

That’s my two cents

Also:

If this is a troll/irony thread and a fake account/alt i don’t fucking care. I’m wasting my time posting stuff on here either way
 
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