How to know which of your friends have a thick penis

[MaxillaMaxing]

Simply gotta hear the sound while they're pissing

If it's some loud violent sound then he have a thick cock

If it's some SpongeBob voice sound then it's a pencil penis

The most violent sound I've heard was a 6ft3 wide BBC

 

[Deleted member 17595]

blud listents to his friends while they pee

 

[Kater Maxxing]

blud listents to his friends while they pee

Only in Bulgaria

 

[Patient A]

Simply gotta hear the sound while they're pissing



The most violent sound I've heard was a 6ft3 wide BBC

BBC is the essence of life

 

[Lebgfinal]

You know if I am your friend

 

[Deleted member 28691]

I also look out for girthy cock proportions.

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

I also look out for girthy cock proportions.

Not enough

Some are growers also big thighs and the position of his flaccid dick can give the elusion of small penis

But if you're tall and wide everyone assume you're a BBC

 

[Gonthar]

How about simply inviting them to the toilet and watch them when they piss...

 

[Deleted member 29639]

 

[Gengar]

Not how it works. Just ask them what condom they wear and you’ll get your answer. Pissing loud just means you’re flexing your kegel muscles.

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

How about simply inviting them to the toilet and watch them when they piss...

Told them "jokingly" that we should have a piss or masturbation as a group and they laughed thinking it's a joke

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

Not how it works. Just ask them what condom they wear and you’ll get your answer. Pissing loud just means you’re flexing your kegel muscles.

Length doesn't mean thickness

Also all men add 1 or 2 inches

 

[Gengar]

Length doesn't mean thickness

Also all men add 1 or 2 inches

Condom sizes are based on girth, not length. Also, thickness and girth are not necessarily the same things. One more thing, men can’t fraud condoms because they would just slip off.

 

[Gonthar]

Told them "jokingly" that we should have a piss or masturbation as a group and they laughed thinking it's a joke

Lol, that does sounds like a joke, realistically you should invite the guys one by one, or follow them when they go to take a piss when you're out like partying all night in a nightclub, bar,etc. or on a trip in the wilderness, mountains, etc. so basically in a place where there aren't many toilet options available, they are already drunk, their inhibition is low, so they won't feel like it's anything weird.

 

[Skywalker]

 

[tallnegga]

Complete bullshit loool. I held in a piss for like 24 hours cuz I was driving across country. When I went into that rest area to piss it sounded like Niagara Falls. When I have a little bit of piss but don’t want to feel uncomfortable sleeping it comes out like “peeep”

 

[New Poster]

The only true way is to feel each in your mouth