How to lie about a sex life?

[pprimus43]

Almost all my friends are sex havers and talk about it almost constantly. Most of them know I’m virgin which makes me extremely angry and feel like ER. How to lie about it convincingly?

 

[asdvek]

Tell them you fuck a JB on a daily basis. Say JB. How old are your friends btw

 

[pprimus43]

Tell them you fuck a JB on a daily basis. Say JB. How old are your friends btw

19-23

 

[pprimus43]

Bump

 

[overwhelmedcel]

Almost all my friends are sex havers and talk about it almost constantly.

This shit was literally the reason I stopped going out at one point

 

[h111]

Just admit it why lie

 

[bananabrick]

sprinkle in embarrassing details here and there in your larps. most people will eat this up cause why would you lowkey humiliate yourself if you're lying to seem cool?

 

[pprimus43]

Just admit it why lie

It’s psychological torture

 

[curryascenderr]

Say you went to a brothel

 

[pprimus43]

This shit was literally the reason I stopped going out at one point

It’s torture. It makes me feel like I should start purchasing semi automatic firearms

 

[overwhelmedcel]

It’s torture. It makes me feel like I should start purchasing semi automatic firearms

I feel ya bro. Luckily I only ever got put on the spot about it once bc I’m pretty good at changing the subject in group discussions

 

[pprimus43]

I feel ya bro. Luckily I only ever got put on the spot about it once bc I’m pretty good at changing the subject in group discussions

Yeah I fucking hate talking about it. Like why tf are we talking about it if you don’t have an option to set me up with

 

[pjg1648]

Make it realistic no porn shit, talk about how it was awkward and u didn’t know what to do I mean try not to make urself sound like more of a virgin but making it sound to good would be bait iygm

 

[pprimus43]

Make it realistic no porn shit, talk about how it was awkward and u didn’t know what to do I mean try not to make urself sound like more of a virgin but making it sound to good would be bait iygm

It’s just so fucking frustrating being 21 and still having to cap about it. I should have lost it at 14 but this is a cruel and twisted world I live in.

 

[overwhelmedcel]

Yeah I fucking hate talking about it. Like why tf are we talking about it if you don’t have an option to set me up with

I’ve cut off all my sex haver friends now anyway apart from 1 who’s a childhood friend, he knows about my inceldom and is pretty understanding of my situation tbf, I was planning to cut him off at one point but it’s very clear that he still wants to associate himself with me despite the fact I’m a loser jfl

 

[pjg1648]

Yeah Igy but if your gunna try convince people your a top shagger you almost gotta convince yourself first like go into it confident rather than go into trying to prove the point ur not a virgin. If there’s another virgin in ur group good way too start it would be mocking him first then tell your story on how u “lost it” more realistic

 

[pprimus43]

I’ve cut off all my sex haver friends now anyway apart from 1 whose a childhood friend, he knows about my inceldom and is pretty understanding of my situation tbf, I was planning to cut him off at one point but it’s very clear that he still wants to associate himself with me despite the fact I’m a loser jfl

I can’t cut them off because then I’d only have a handful of KHV friends

 

[sub5outsider]

escortmaxx

 

[marshadow]

Almost all my friends are sex havers and talk about it almost constantly. Most of them know I’m virgin which makes me extremely angry and feel like ER. How to lie about it convincingly?

Have you ever expressed interest in Religion?
“Saving for marriage” usually does the trick, which I actually am and you should too. But its an ez larp ig

 

[overwhelmedcel]

I can’t cut them off because then I’d only have a handful of KHV friends

I don’t socialise anyway. I gym, wage and rot so having barely any friends doesn’t affect me

 

[pprimus43]

I don’t socialise anyway. I gym, wage and rot so having barely any friends doesn’t affect me

I could do the same but I doubt I would last a year like that. Something about my brain needs human contact. I NEED sex.

 

[pprimus43]

escortmaxx

What’s the point? I’d be out 300 bucks and would still be in the same spot

 

[sub5outsider]

What’s the point? I’d be out 300 bucks and would still be in the same spot

at least you will know whats sex is all about

 

[pprimus43]

at least you will know whats sex is all about

Good point. Theres a massage parlor down the street where I live.

 

[overwhelmedcel]

I could do the same but I doubt I would last a year like that. Something about my brain needs human contact. I NEED sex.

Yea that’s fair. It was a slow process for me, gradually dissociating myself from society. I’ve only a few years left of youth and should really figure shit out but as of now I’m infested with problems and just straight up defeated by life

 

[pprimus43]

Yea that’s fair. It was a slow process for me, gradually dissociating myself from society. I’ve only a few years left of youth and should really figure shit out but as of now I’m infested with problems and just straight up defeated by life

If it’s any consolation I feel the same way. I need ask for this existence, to be deprived of basic human needs

 

[pprimus43]

Have you ever expressed interest in Religion?
“Saving for marriage” usually does the trick, which I actually am and you should too. But its an ez larp ig

They know I’m not really religious but maybe I should Christmaxx. I just need some good evidence for it

 

[PeakIncels]

It’s torture. It makes me feel like I should start purchasing semi automatic firearms

semi... principiant

 

[overwhelmedcel]

If it’s any consolation I feel the same way. I need ask for this existence, to be deprived of basic human needs

That’s why I fw with this forum tbh, despite all of the shitposting ik there’s people on here who are in a similar boat/has had similar experiences to me

 

[marshadow]

They know I’m not really religious but maybe I should Christmaxx. I just need some good evidence for it

Shroud of Turin, Carriages and horse bones where Moses split the Red Sea, the entire Bible being virtually impossible to fake considering its tons of people who never communicated, the fact every 19/20 people in the ancient world who spread the word of Jesus were killed and gladly went to their death to die as proof of Christs Divinity.

Its pretty obvious.

 

[Alyosha.aep]

Just have sex

 

[pprimus43]

That’s why I fw with this forum tbh, despite all of the shitposting ik there’s people on here who are in a similar boat/has similar experiences to me

Yeah the only other KHVs I know IRL have given up and are just careermaxxing. Which is probably the smarter move tbh but I just can’t focus

 

[overwhelmedcel]

Yeah the only other KHVs I know IRL have given up and are just careermaxxing. Which is probably the smarter move tbh but I just can’t focus

Careermaxxing is defo a good move for some cels but tbh I ain’t planning on being around for long enough for dedicating my life to climbing the ranks career wise to be worth it

 

[pprimus43]

Shroud of Turin, Carriages and horse bones where Moses split the Red Sea, the entire Bible being virtually impossible to fake considering its tons of people who never communicated, the fact every 19/20 people in the ancient world who spread the word of Jesus were killed and gladly went to their death to die as proof of Christs Divinity.

Its pretty obvious.

It just sounds too good to be true. It’s hard to reconcile the grace of God with my shit life

 

[marshadow]

It just sounds too good to be true. It’s hard to reconcile the grace of God with my shit life

Embracing God is the only way to be happy. Nothing is good outside of God, and all which is good is Godly. Embrace God for happiness.

 

[mogtivism]

Almost all my friends are sex havers and talk about it almost constantly. Most of them know I’m virgin which makes me extremely angry and feel like ER. How to lie about it convincingly?

I keep it vague, and if by chance they question it further i say i don’t wanna talk about it and make it sound like a traumatic break up. They don’t push it further

 

[Troglodyte452]

Just create tinder and cope that you had a one night stand and you can actually try getting one while you're at it btw

 

[pprimus43]

Just create tinder and cope that you had a one night stand and you can actually try getting one while you're at it btw

I only get black girls

 

[Troglodyte452]

I only get black girls

so?

 

[pprimus43]

so?

Not really into them unless they look like Ash Kassh

 

[Troglodyte452]

Not really into them unless they look like Ash Kassh

so just cope about having a hook up from tinder without trying to actually talk to girls then lol, you could at least try but okay

 

[Ascending2Tyrone]

DONT admit it i made that crazy mistake... never again im not sure how to lie about a sex life tho but just dont admit it

 

[pprimus43]

DONT admit it i made that crazy mistake... never again im not sure how to lie about a sex life tho but just dont admit it

One of the stupidest mistakes I’ve made

 

[narcomogs]

i had to lie about getting head from the town bop some years ago.

i just said i couldnt get hard and had to watch porn, it was way different than i expected and i mentioned it in passing a few times in later convos. i think it worked, and now i lost v card its all gucci. i still bolster some extra numbers here and there for NT points. it's funny because my friends expect me to be slaying but im a standardscel and these guys fuck dumpsters

 

[Entschuldigung]

Get sex so you don't have to lie so much, just make up stories based on what you lived previously

 

[pprimus43]

Get sex so you don't have to lie so much, just make up stories based on what you lived previously

Getting sex is and always has been the issue for me

 

[Entschuldigung]

Getting sex is and always has been the issue for me

It's not, you're probably just a standardcel
What I learnrd is the more experience you have the best you get and then you get better and better bitches

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Almost all my friends are sex havers and talk about it almost constantly. Most of them know I’m virgin which makes me extremely angry and feel like ER. How to lie about it convincingly?

I am good looking enough to lie in college soon I think I will tbh

If people ask me if I'm a virgin it's already over

But ill just keep to myself, never happened before tbh

 

[VV62]

Get an escort so you don't have to lie

 

[FartMaxxer]

Almost all my friends are sex havers and talk about it almost constantly. Most of them know I’m virgin which makes me extremely angry and feel like ER. How to lie about it convincingly?

Why do this