How to lie convincingly about not being a virgin?

[Deleted member 5683]

I've always been very bad at lying tbh

 

[Deleted member 1476]

why do you need to lie about that

 

[Deleted member 5683]

why do you need to lie about that

So that when I leave the basement people don't virgin shame me

 

[Deleted member 1476]

So that when I leave the basement people don't virgin shame me

do you mean you want to lie about being a virgin

 

[Chico Chicowski]

good question. im 24, high prob. will fuck like 18 yo within 2 months, what to say?

 

[Deleted member 4438]

So that when I leave the basement people don't virgin shame me

yeah man
virgin shaming sucks....

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Bmup

 

[Deleted member 6856]

say i'm not virgin(All will believe)if you need to convince watch a story based porn,note the chain of the events and explain them as it was your experience

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Tell her you fucked a hooker when you haven't

 

[Deleted member 4464]

why do you need to lie about that

being ugly and a virgin at the same time is a real social death sentence

 

[Deleted member 5683]

say i'm not virgin(All will believe)if you need to convince watch a story based porn,note the chain of the events and explain them as it was your experience

Those are too ridiculous tbh

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Tell her you fucked a hooker when you haven't

That's still looked down upon

 

[Deleted member 6856]

Those are too ridiculous tbh

say i visited a hooker then

 

[Bewusst]

Don't talk about it at all, unless asked

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Don't talk about it at all, unless asked

But what if they ask

 

[Gargantuan]

idk just say you did a long time ago and even though you enjoyed the moment, it didn't feel that good overall because you didn't have a connection with the girl or something like that and you went without it for some period of time to focus on other aspects of your life afterwards.
You can't be shamed for being a virgin if you tell this story and it could make you look better/noble since you make it clear you have other goals in life as well etc.

 

[jackthenerd]

say i visited a hooker then

That's even worse. NEVER admit you saw a hooker. It's better to be a virgin in the eyes of women.

 

[Bewusst]

But what if they ask

Depending on your manipulation skills, either joke about it and act as if you totally were a virgin (has to come off as obviously ironic) or just briefly negate being a virgin, without making a big deal out of it.

 

[Deleted member 6856]

That's even worse. NEVER admit you saw a hooker. It's better to be a virgin in the eyes of women.

which country do you live?its a shame to ask a man if he's not virgin.Wtf?Fuck new generation

 

[Deleted member 5683]

idk just say you did a long time ago and even though you enjoyed the moment, it didn't feel that good overall because you didn't have a connection with the girl or something like that and you went without it for some period of time to focus on other aspects of your life afterwards.
You can't be shamed for being a virgin if you tell this story and it could make you look better/noble since you make it clear you have other goals in life as well etc.

Best answer yet, but I want people to think I have normie sex life. Or is that too ambitious?

 

[IWantToMax]

Reminds of me a month ago jfl.

We were playing a game: who did that thing already had to drink jfl

Needless to say I was still sober hours later

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Reminds of me a month ago jfl.

We were playing a game: who did that thing already had to drink jfl

Needless to say I was still sober hours later

Yeah never have I ever

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Bump

 

[Gargantuan]

Best answer yet, but I want people to think I have normie sex life. Or is that too ambitious?

Maybe, but it's possible. You could alter my story a bit by saying you've done it with this girl multiple times before, maybe even on a regular basis from a selected period of time in the past. And that initially, it was good but you felt the need to catch a break after a while since you felt the connection wasn't really there (anymore).
Makes it sound just as believable and closer to normie sex life as it's not just limited to a ONS anymore.

 

[IWantToMax]

Yeah never have I ever

It was a disturbing experience, wouldn't do again tbh.

 

[RichardSpencel]

You trying to convince people you're not a perma virgin aspie.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

You trying to convince people you're not a perma virgin aspie.

I saw that show years ago jfl

 

[bonesoverblood]

I've always been very bad at lying tbh

Don't mention it bro just ask her to fuck you, and just lay on your back, don't actually try to fuck her.

Then when you get into it, and your self esteem is normalized, try different positions.

 

[Deleted member 5683]

Don't mention it bro just ask her to fuck you, and just lay on your back, don't actually try to fuck her.

Then when you get into it, and your self esteem is normalized, try different positions.

But what if she asks bro. Ive been asked by girls if I ever had a girlfriend

Also what about when other guys ask

 

[bonesoverblood]

But what if she asks bro. Ive been asked by girls if I ever had a girlfriend

Also what about when other guys ask

If she asks, tell her you've had a couple flings but nothing serious yet

With guys, same thing

 

[Deleted member 6497]

"I swear on my mom's head that I'm not a virgin foi- baby" that should work

 

[Deleted member 5683]

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"I swear on my mom's head that I'm not a virgin foi- baby" that should work

Not funny

 

[Deleted member 6497]

Not funny

Thanks for your opinion

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Just have sex once
fr

 

[Deleted member 3556]

idk just say you did a long time ago and even though you enjoyed the moment, it didn't feel that good overall because you didn't have a connection with the girl or something like that and you went without it for some period of time to focus on other aspects of your life afterwards.
You can't be shamed for being a virgin if you tell this story and it could make you look better/noble since you make it clear you have other goals in life as well etc.

Tbh whenever people found out I was a kv in high school and freshman of college they were just surprised, never got shamed. It makes you seem kinda odd maybe but I never lost friends over it or anything so depends on your motives

 

[Gargantuan]

Tbh whenever people found out I was a kv in high school and freshman of college they were just surprised, never got shamed. It makes you seem kinda odd maybe but I never lost friends over it or anything so depends on your motives

Only my closest friends know that I'm a virgin tbh. All the normies at uni literally seem to assume that you aren't one. I forgot the context in which it was said but last year a girl in my class said, word by word, how ''everyone has sex'' jfl.

 

[Deleted member 3556]

Only my closest friends know that I'm a virgin tbh. All the normies at uni literally seem to assume that you aren't one. I forgot the context in which it was said but last year a girl in my class said, word by word, how ''everyone has sex'' jfl.

What a coping whore. More like “everyone has sex with chad”

But yeah if you’re white, not short, not out of shape, not autistic, and not atrocious, people assume you fux

 

[Boots]

Say I’m not a virgin ded srs tbh ngl.

 

[Gargantuan]

What a coping whore. More like “everyone has sex with chad”

But yeah if you’re white, not short, not out of shape, not autistic, and not atrocious, people assume you fux

True, also jfl @ her for thinking that just because she can get sex easily and without much effort, everyone else can as well.
Normies man.....