How to LinkedInmax?

[Bvnny.]

i wanna get more connections and job proposals, even tho I already have a job, just to feel safer regarding work and shit.

 

[Xangsane]

 

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[Xangsane]

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[Deleted member 17159]

most ppl here are underage high schoolers bro

 

[Quachil]

LinkedIn is where a bunch of smug fags go and circlejerk to make each other feel smarter and superior. LinkedInmaxxing is possible and definitely not the worst idea I've heard, but you will basically have to learn how to flatter egos, kiss up, con those below you, push paper, and decode some of the poorest communication you will ever see while pretending that your potential employers explain things wonderfully well.

You basically have to land as many important sounding jobs as possible, work them as long as you can, and inflate and puff up just about every little detail on your resume you can that seems like it would be advantageous. Curries and Ricecels for example are experts at grandstanding. They played piano for a year? Make it two. They got 3.8 GPA? Fuck it, round it to 4. Volunteered for a week? Make it a month. Lie about just enough that you can get away with, BUT not so much that employers will expect you to be a god - because it will be suifuel to LARP as a god and then be found out as just another incel that mastered STEM and NT skills but nothing else.

The corporate world is ultimately trash for 99% of ppl and great for 1%, but if you're used to being trampled on, LinkedIn is definitely the way to at least get something out of it.

 

[Bvnny.]

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