How to look sober when you aren't?

[Deleted member 3328]

I have to look sober in about 15 minutes.

How can I fake being sober and what should I do if I don't want to get exposed?

Cheers.

 

[Deleted member 6997]

Look normal

 

[penis3]

splash your face with cold water

works every time

 

[Deleted member 5859]

Take a shower and drink caffeine

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Take a shower and drink caffeine

splash your face with cold water

works every time

I'm on a road next to a forest in the middle of nowhere.

No water unfortunately.

 

[Deleted member 6997]

I'm on a road next to a forest in the middle of nowhere.

No water unfortunately.

Find a river

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Look normal

How?

 

[Deleted member 7098]

I have to look sober in about 15 minutes.

How can I fake being sober and what should I do if I don't want to get exposed?

Cheers.

i always sleep in the garden and set a alarm clock for early morning before anyone wakes up when i drink to much.
all so my muslim dad won't notice

 

[Deleted member 5859]

I'm on a road next to a forest in the middle of nowhere.

No water unfortunately.

“Just mew bro”

 

[Fraud]

A line of cocaine ded srs

 

[Deleted member 6997]

How?

Start crying and say that you are getting emotional

 

[Cares]

remain seated and pretend to be tired

 

[Deleted member 3328]

A line of cocaine ded srs

don't have any left

 

[buckchadley31]

I'm on a road next to a forest in the middle of nowhere.

No water unfortunately.

Then wash your face with your own piss

 

[Deleted member 3328]

remain seated and pretend to be tired

I will do that tbh thanks

 

[Fraud]

don't have any left

Over

 

[JizzFarmer]

Jerk off

 

[Deleted]

I'm on a road next to a forest in the middle of nowhere.

No water unfortunately.

U can’t

 

[Deleted member 3328]

U can’t

I can't what?

 

[Deleted member 3902]

What u Take bro
And why u gotta Look sober

 

[Stare]

Punch your face, if someone ask why you are acting different then say it is because you got beat up